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08-17-2007, 12:53 PM #1
Was I an asshole?
OKay, for those of you that know me personally, you all know i'm basically single 90% of the time, and have issues getting to know ladies for what ever reason.....EITHER WAY
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I've been talking with this girl for a while (she's 33 i'm 25) and we have a very indepth conversation last night, she was asking me why i have such a hard time going to bars or social events and picking up on girls, because she can go to the bar and pick up damn near any guy she wants....BLAH BLAH BLAH...and she's been geting pissed at me because i wont drop what ever it is i'm doing to give her my undividied attention...well, i cant do that at work, i hate to talk and drive at the same time, and if i'm busy doing somethign i wont stop what it is untill i'm finished. and it never really clicked with me until last night when she was chewing my ass out for not doing dropping what i'm doing to talk to her. So i gave her an attitude adjustment, I told her the reason guys at jiffy lube, stores, fast food places and everything will be nice to her, give her free shit, and other guys to stop what they are doing to give her their undividied attention at any time during the day is because she is Blonde hair, blue eyes, and big tits, i'm talking 34 DD size bewbs
For one, we have not even meet yet, and she is coming in to town this weekend to spend time with me to see if we click and if we want to persue a relationship. But i explained to her that i am heavier set, and she's seen pictures of me and she STATES (Wither or not its true) she doesnt have a problem with that. so we will see.
But was i wrong for explaining to her why guys do the things for her that they do is because shes a blonde with big tits. and 90% of the males out there are just trying to maybe get laid, maybe have a relationship with her because of her physical features.
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08-17-2007, 12:55 PM #2
and because i know you fuckers are gonna demand pics
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08-17-2007, 12:58 PM #3
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08-17-2007, 01:02 PM #4
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Ur in trouble mister. hahaha
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08-17-2007, 01:04 PM #5
I aint skurd of her, well in 1 aspect i am, but we'll find out if i am a failure
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08-17-2007, 01:07 PM #6
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Light Pewter Metallic- y2k 8-cylinder catfish
She's gonna beat you into submission and leave you crawling home to momma.
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08-17-2007, 01:09 PM #7
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All you did was tell her how it was, I guess I dont think there is nothing wrong with that.
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08-17-2007, 01:12 PM #8
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i like how u spelled Boobs
"bewbs" ... nice lol
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08-17-2007, 01:16 PM #9
no man your not an asshole, remember honesty is the best policy
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08-17-2007, 01:21 PM #10
you need to spank that ass, cum on her face and bewbs. then grab her by the hair on top of her head, stick your dick in her mouth and tell her............................................... ...........................
"Now you have my undivided attention !"
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08-17-2007, 01:34 PM #11
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08-17-2007, 01:49 PM #13
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08-17-2007, 02:20 PM #14
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08-17-2007, 02:42 PM #15
Hey someone just posted a pic of this chick in a skirt a few days ago. Your shfacked
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08-17-2007, 02:52 PM #16
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08-17-2007, 03:02 PM #17
dude...... unless you really like her personality, which you are indicating you dont, i wouldn't get too worked up over her or set too high an expectation. she looks like a nightmare single mom who has kids out of wedlock, smokes 2 packs a day, and is a " regular" at her local watering hole. hit her in the shitter and dont show her exactly where you live...... jus fuckin with ya bro. seriously good luck.
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08-17-2007, 03:31 PM #18
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08-17-2007, 04:28 PM #19
33 my ass...
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