I almost got arrested in a bank today

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-22-2009, 06:13 PM

I went to the bank earlier today to make my daily 300 dollar deposit, anyway I'm standing in line and this old man gives me the stink eye because I'm wearing my short shorts so we stare each other down until everyone around us clears out and a bank employee walks up and asks me to kindly exit the building so I put my slice of pizza down, looked him in the eye and said "not until I make a deposit" I then picked him up and tossed him onto the old loser who gave me the stink eye. This asian guard tried to taze me but i kicked the gun out of his hand with my size 11 dockers, looked one of the tellers in the eye and said "next window please" I then gave the guard a swift side kick, sending him crashing into the tellers window. as i was walking out everyone had their hands up so i gave the nearest loser a high five and made my way to my bicycle

**310stanger** · 08-22-2009, 06:22 PM

wtf lol

**JwMonE99** · 08-22-2009, 06:22 PM

sweet

**kickflippin1** · 08-22-2009, 06:42 PM

**Mr. Luos** · 08-22-2009, 08:23 PM

Get out of Bel Air.

**kiddynamite** · 08-22-2009, 08:31 PM

hahahaha! thats the most retarded and hilarious thing i have read in a loooooong time!

**I.B. Pimpin** · 08-22-2009, 09:18 PM

What's with the crazy threads lately?

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 08-22-2009, 09:36 PM

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-22-2009, 10:12 PM

This one sucks, try harder next time.

**Smittro** · 08-22-2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I went to the bank earlier today to make my daily 300 dollar deposit, anyway I'm standing in line and this old man gives me the stink eye because I'm wearing my short shorts so we stare each other down until everyone around us clears out and a bank employee walks up and asks me to kindly exit the building so I put my slice of pizza down, looked him in the eye and said "not until I make a deposit" I then picked him up and tossed him onto the old loser who gave me the stink eye. This asian guard tried to taze me but i kicked the gun out of his hand with my size 11 dockers, looked one of the tellers in the eye and said "next window please" I then gave the guard a swift side kick, sending him crashing into the tellers window. as i was walking out everyone had their hands up so i gave the nearest loser a high five and made my way to my bicycle

They dont let you out much do they?

**zero_proto** · 08-22-2009, 11:37 PM

this is what happens when you go for jerk off marathons in your room. You can only do it so many times a day before you go off the deep end.

***doberman 152*** · 08-23-2009, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I went to the bank earlier today to make my daily 300 dollar deposit, anyway I'm standing in line and this old man gives me the stink eye because I'm wearing my short shorts so we stare each other down until everyone around us clears out and a bank employee walks up and asks me to kindly exit the building so I put my slice of pizza down, looked him in the eye and said "not until I make a deposit" I then picked him up and tossed him onto the old loser who gave me the stink eye. This asian guard tried to taze me but i kicked the gun out of his hand with my size 11 dockers, looked one of the tellers in the eye and said "next window please" I then gave the guard a swift side kick, sending him crashing into the tellers window. as i was walking out everyone had their hands up so i gave the nearest loser a high five and made my way to my bicycle

Really?

**Zapper2003** · 08-23-2009, 05:05 AM

At least you didn't punch your girlfriend today. Yet.

**fxgs** · 08-23-2009, 05:09 AM

Someone's life must be real boring.......................

**pajeff02** · 08-23-2009, 05:15 AM

Not your best work... but still entertaining.

**pecha** · 08-23-2009, 08:42 AM

**preston1980** · 08-23-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I went to the bank earlier today to make my daily 300 dollar deposit, anyway I'm standing in line and this old man gives me the stink eye because I'm wearing my short shorts so we stare each other down until everyone around us clears out and a bank employee walks up and asks me to kindly exit the building so I put my slice of pizza down, looked him in the eye and said "not until I make a deposit" I then picked him up and tossed him onto the old loser who gave me the stink eye. This asian guard tried to taze me but i kicked the gun out of his hand with my size 11 dockers, looked one of the tellers in the eye and said "next window please" I then gave the guard a swift side kick, sending him crashing into the tellers window. as i was walking out everyone had their hands up so i gave the nearest loser a high five and made my way to my bicycle

Stupid story.

Im not sure Im going to read your next post, because they are to weird.