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Thread: How to pee with morning wood.
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03-07-2009, 09:37 AM #1Member
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How to pee with morning wood.
http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html
I generally go for the plank or the strong arm method.
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03-07-2009, 09:45 AM #2Impounded
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03-07-2009, 09:51 AM #3James Bond
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I usually do a combo of the lunge and strong arm, or plank and strong arm. i tried to just pee up one time and arc it into the toilet, didnt work too good
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03-07-2009, 09:53 AM #4Impounded
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Those last squirts are the dangerous ones. If you're using strong hand, you work out the speed/distance equation pretty quickly....But just when you think you're done. BAM! You just stained your wall and shower curtain.
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03-07-2009, 09:55 AM #5Impounded
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Thats fucking hilarious!
After a long night of drinking I surrender to The Plank when I have to urinate.
As for morning wood, I usually just roll over, slide it in my girlfriends butthole and fill her up. Sure beats the hell out of having to get out of bed just to take a fucking piss.
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03-07-2009, 10:19 AM #6Powerstrokin
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aaaaaaahahahahaha
Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner
btw, combine the plank and strong arm, you you got yourself a win!
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03-07-2009, 10:40 AM #73-Time F-Body Offender
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Plank or Strong arm
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03-07-2009, 10:49 AM #8Desert Boat Guy
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Seriously? Nobody has tried the superman before?
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03-07-2009, 11:01 AM #9Senior Member
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plank and strong arm
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03-07-2009, 11:03 AM #10Old Enough to Know Better
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Dude, if I did that, my fat ass and the toilet would both go through the floor.. Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller
Do Not Anger the Horsepower Gods ! MOD !!
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2001 SS Cammed. Stalled. Geared. Tuned...Gone but not forgotten.. Originally Posted by bluefields88
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03-07-2009, 11:16 AM #11Member
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What a lot of bollocks!!
Just go outside and piss on the dog!!
Or if the dog's not around, water the bloody trees!!
Mike
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03-07-2009, 11:16 AM #12I'm with him \l/
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03-07-2009, 11:44 AM #13Random Pics King
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Plank for me.
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03-07-2009, 11:52 AM #14Old Enough to Know Better
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Red Fire- 2007 Mustang GT/CS
This is Exactly why I told my wife I needed to install a urinal in the second bathroom (mostly mine anyhow)
She says it's lacking in taste if a friend has to use it... I differ, what dude doesn't want a urinal when he's purging a few beers ? and her friends can damn well use her Bathroom.. it's all pink and foo foo anyhow..
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hell no that one is reserved for people with a tine dick.... Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller
i'm scared i'll touch the water or bowl wallLast edited by Fotis; 03-08-2009 at 06:27 PM.
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03-07-2009, 12:10 PM #1698CobraKiller
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Plank and strongarm here also
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03-07-2009, 01:51 PM #173-Time F-Body Offender
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Originally Posted by Fotis
Somebody told on theirself
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03-08-2009, 03:26 AM #18Impounded
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Piss in the sink. Fuck it.
I need to install a urinal
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03-08-2009, 04:53 AM #19Dealing Powder
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Strongarm with a pinch and roll if it starts spraying everywhere....
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03-08-2009, 05:05 AM #20Senior Member
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Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??
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