How much of a man are you.

**maxwax** · 08-04-2009, 04:23 AM

I have had a kidney stone for the pat 5 years , the doctors said it was embedded, and far too large to pass. It would have to be surgically removed.

Well every time I want to do something that required a little strenuous effort or moderate jolting, such as jogging riding a 4 wheeler, a little football in the yard, hell most any thing ,It would rear its ugly head, and put me out, and down for a trip to the local ER, for a morphine cocktail.

I really didn't know the size of this thing because I never saw the X Rays, well about 3:15am this morning I gave birth, I can't start to explain the experience, but here are some photos of my 4th child, I named him ..."HELLION"

**tnthub** · 08-04-2009, 04:35 AM

Mr. Happy just acted like he was dunked in ice water when he saw that pic... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**JoshieDoom** · 08-04-2009, 04:49 AM

Jesus man, gives a new meaning to burns when I pee...Ive been fortunate to only have 1. I dont drink milk/tea so it helps so they say...

**grouch0jr** · 08-04-2009, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by maxwax

I have had a kidney stone for the pat 5 years , the doctors said it was embedded, and far too large to pass. It would have to be surgically removed.

Well every time I want to do something that required a little strenuous effort or moderate jolting, such as jogging riding a 4 wheeler, a little football in the yard, hell most any thing ,It would rear its ugly head, and put me out, and down for a trip to the local ER, for a morphine cocktail.

I really didn't know the size of this thing because I never saw the X Rays, well about 3:15am this morning I gave birth, I can't start to explain the experience, but here are some photos of my 4th child, I named him ..."HELLION"

that came out of your dick? jesus christ.

**rbob93** · 08-04-2009, 04:59 AM

I had one the size of a quarter coming through once.
It got stuck about halfway & wouldn't budge so I got a hammer & laid my junk out on the table & WHAM!!!
Came out like sand.

**Spaz** · 08-04-2009, 05:06 AM

jebus!!!

**dpinson** · 08-04-2009, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by tnthub

Mr. Happy just acted like he was dunked in ice water when he saw that pic... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1 on that

**cammed goat** · 08-04-2009, 05:23 AM

Looks........like fun.

**Tobynine9** · 08-04-2009, 05:38 AM

They say taking a leak before doing anything strenuous like working out or heavy lifting will reduce your chances of getting a stone.

I think I'd start drinking Drano if the doc told me I had something like that in my wee-wee.

**cammed goat** · 08-04-2009, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by Tobynine9

They say taking a leak before doing anything strenuous like working out or heavy lifting will reduce your chances of getting a stone.

I think I'd start drinking Drano if the doc told me I had something like that in my wee-wee.

**LSCyaL8R** · 08-04-2009, 05:48 AM

jeez that thing looks like a cluster from honey bunches of oats cereal....... I really hope this isn't how they make those.

**scottmc** · 08-04-2009, 06:27 AM

WTG Bro!!! Im proud of you. For everyone that desont know me, Im Wax's Brother. I just had an emergency appendectomy...and have a kidney stone at the same time...my stone is only 2 mm....Hopefully I will givve birth soon and get rid of this thing....

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-04-2009, 06:36 AM

Congrats Wax, welcome to the club. Painfull as hell, but believe me there are other more painful chit out there. Change your diet, it may help prevent them in the future. Good Luck
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**Mean Green Z28** · 08-04-2009, 06:41 AM

my nuts just shriveled up and went to hide

**Crimson Sin** · 08-04-2009, 06:46 AM

Ahahaha .. Gave birth.. That about sums that up don't it..Welcome to the club bro ! My last one had to be pounded into submission by ultrasound waves.. The doctor said it took 41,300 cycles out of 46,000 (something along those lines) Was near the max allowed.. Something about irrevocable soft tissue damage.. I remember feeling like I got kicked by a mule and spitting blood clots for a week.. Did they give you the strainer at any point ? My doc wanted me to urinate through this screen strainer and accumulate the little pieces..I was gathering chunks and sand for a month ish.
Here's hoping you never get another.. That sumbitch should warrant you a man card for life..

**ArcticBird** · 08-04-2009, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by rbob93

I had one the size of a quarter coming through once.
It got stuck about halfway & wouldn't budge so I got a hammer & laid my junk out on the table & WHAM!!!
Came out like sand.

i hope that was a joke? how could you hit yourself in the dick with a hammer?