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06-01-2007, 07:24 AM #1Impounded
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How many times do you fart a day?
In one full work day....how many times do you fart?
AND.....what tactics do you use, so no one thinks it was you?Last edited by burnws6; 06-01-2007 at 07:40 AM.
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06-01-2007, 07:26 AM #2Senior Member
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alot i think its hilarious when people walk by and scrunch their faces up... but they can never figure out who it is
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06-01-2007, 07:28 AM #3Impounded
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Originally Posted by ztrouble
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06-01-2007, 07:29 AM #4Impounded
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i should make this a poll
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06-01-2007, 07:31 AM #5Paid 2 Post Daycrew
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I new low in thread topics! Originally Posted by burnws6
Never counted but I will try to keep a tally today for ya Burns...
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06-01-2007, 07:32 AM #6Impounded
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sweet...i need dedicated people like you SOW Originally Posted by SexOnWheels
I new low in thread topics!
Never counted but I will try to keep a tally today for ya Burns...
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06-01-2007, 07:37 AM #7Bawlz Deep
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They are countless. And I love it cuz I share an office with two other people and they always blame each other. haha.
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06-01-2007, 07:39 AM #8Impounded
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i guess you people are pretty good at denying a fart then.. Originally Posted by andrew rs
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06-01-2007, 07:47 AM #9Bawlz Deep
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I dont even act like it happened. They never even suspect me. Its sooooo funny. Originally Posted by burnws6
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06-01-2007, 07:49 AM #10Impounded
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very nice very nice.... Originally Posted by andrew rs
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06-01-2007, 07:54 AM #11Bawlz Deep
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I like to think so. Here comes one! Ahhhhh Originally Posted by burnws6
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06-01-2007, 07:56 AM #12Impounded
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
The most interesting website ive gone too in a long time
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06-01-2007, 10:34 AM #13Grand Imperial Wizard
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Unreal.
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06-01-2007, 12:14 PM #14Impounded
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hey thats why its AAG Originally Posted by Sarge
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06-01-2007, 12:16 PM #15O U 8 1 2
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i fart pretty much all day long... i never counted... but i have no tactics other than yelling out
"Speak to me old toothless wonder!!!" or "here that ass hole?! talking shit again!!!" or "some one get the phone!!! some ass keeps calling!!!"
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06-01-2007, 12:18 PM #16Impounded
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you gotta know a range atleast....??? Originally Posted by Spaz
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06-01-2007, 12:19 PM #17Member
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couple guys at work (me included) make it be known who farted,like a contest on who had the loudest,most, stunk the most etc. I use to be the top contender, would fart (no joke) every 5 min or so. Now that im eating better (less burger crap and mcdoogles) i fart less but they have more quality since im eating alot of salads, stinks more bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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06-01-2007, 12:45 PM #18Impounded
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i thought junk food made it stink worse????
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06-01-2007, 12:47 PM #19Member
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fiber is where its at. Baked beans comes to mind
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06-01-2007, 12:49 PM #20Impounded
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its a different kind of stink though...smells nevertheless
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