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    How to get out of work xmas party?

    Whats a good excuse to not attend an after work xmas party. I do not want to go, but feel obligated. It is immediately after work, but dont feel like going.

    What are some good excuses.

    thanx

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    Im going to mine this saturday. I wanna go and talk to the multi multi millionaire who owns all 7 Michigan Caterpillars and hopefully, with a solid high grade plastic pair of knee pads he will get me a job making 200 grand a year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zul8r2002 View Post
    Whats a good excuse to not attend an after work xmas party. I do not want to go, but feel obligated. It is immediately after work, but dont feel like going.

    What are some good excuses.

    thanx
    honestly dude. i make it a point to go to these things.Theres always booze and the hot office chicks get plastered. If they ever thought about f'ing you, theres your chance at making it happen. Mine this year is sucky cause i gotta wear a suit, but chit. I aint missing it. Open bar and good dinner at the hyatt? game on wayne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Im going to mine this saturday. I wanna go and talk to the multi multi millionaire who owns all 7 Michigan Caterpillars and hopefully, with a solid high grade plastic pair of knee pads he will get me a job making 200 grand a year.
    dude, never underestimate a conversation with management over beers if you are a straight up dude. I got 3 raises at my old job cause i got tight with the GM when we were drinking at the nudie bar. And i didnt need knee pads! hahahah

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    no, no one i care bout. things are not cool there and dont feel like hangin out and faking it.

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    I have to wear a tie around my birthday suit.

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    the answer to this problem is to flat out say "i'm not going"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zul8r2002 View Post
    no, no one i care bout. things are not cool there and dont feel like hangin out and faking it.
    Get absolutly wasted, belligerent drunk and tell them all to suck the bishop.

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    just tell them you'll meet them there and don't show up...the next day say you had a car trouble.

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    tell them you got pink eye. its contagious

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    your herpes flared up and you had to make a run for the valtrex, that oughta get you out of it!

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    your herpes flared up and you had to make a run for the valtrex, that oughta get you out of it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Get absolutly wasted, belligerent drunk and tell them all to suck the bishop.

    omg more!!!plz!

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    tell them at some point between lunch and the end of the work day you grew a set of balls and don't want to go.

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    man up and say you arent able to attend...

    no need to give a reason, or go into detail. people should respect the fact you wont be able to attend...

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    Just tell them you have diarrhea. No one will question it and they will understand. But you have to deal with everyone thinking you have it. It helps if you walk with your butt cheeks clenched, that will sell it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Im going to mine this saturday. I wanna go and talk to the multi multi millionaire who owns all 7 Michigan Caterpillars and hopefully, with a solid high grade plastic pair of knee pads he will get me a job making 200 grand a year.
    Be sure not to bite.....

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    i know what u mean! im getting dragged to a christmas party this weekend, but since its going to snow here sat night *like 6 inches* and we have a camaro and a trans am for transportation... i think im gonna get outta it!

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    just tell them you can't make it. I'm sure they wont even ask why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Get absolutly wasted, belligerent drunk and tell them all to suck the bishop.

    I vote for this one!

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