How to get extra horses on your Honda

[Kmcrlyn]

For your amusement - How to make your Honda faster, care of 1badhonda during our chat conversation...

[AAG]: 1badhonda has entered at 1:40 am
[Kmcrlyn] 1:40 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:40 am: hi
[1badhonda] 1:41 am: i am new
[snaggeltooth] 1:41 am: we were just talking about Hondas
[1badhonda] 1:41 am: really mine is ver fast
[1badhonda] 1:41 am: i have a turbo boost
[snaggeltooth] 1:41 am: I make them
[1badhonda] 1:41 am: it is special edition gold
[1badhonda] 1:42 am: i have nitrous
[1badhonda] 1:42 am: what do you drive
[Kmcrlyn] 1:42 am: i better not go with the pony thing...
[Kmcrlyn] 1:42 am: my saab or sometimes i drive my boyfriends c6
[1badhonda] 1:42 am: c6 spoon civic?
[1badhonda] 1:43 am: yes i have one of those
[1badhonda] 1:43 am: turbo boost
[Kmcrlyn] 1:43 am: c6 corvette
[1badhonda] 1:43 am: oh they are slow
[Kmcrlyn] 1:43 am: no turbo boost on it
[1badhonda] 1:43 am: no boost turbo nitrous
[Kmcrlyn] 1:43 am: lol
[Kmcrlyn] 1:43 am: ill be sure and let him know
[1badhonda] 1:43 am: i do 75 @ 12.9
[Kmcrlyn] 1:44 am: i can run faster than that
[Kmcrlyn] 1:44 am:
[1badhonda] 1:44 am: i didnt have my spoiler wing on when i did that
[Kmcrlyn] 1:44 am:I didnt have my spoiler wing on either
[1badhonda] 1:44 am: i have one now
[1badhonda] 1:44 am: so i can go really fast
[1badhonda] 1:44 am: it adds turbo boosting
[Kmcrlyn] 1:44 am: those spoiler wings make me cringe makes me wanna punch people in the dick when i see them
[1badhonda] 1:45 am: my doors go up
[Kmcrlyn] 1:45 am: im not a very good asian
[Kmcrlyn] 1:45 am: lol youre screwing with me right?
[snaggeltooth] 1:45 am: wings give you 2 seconds in the 1/4
[1badhonda] 1:45 am: corvetee is very slow
[Kmcrlyn] 1:45 am: your doors go up?
[1badhonda] 1:45 am: like 50 cents
[1badhonda] 1:45 am: the doors go up
[Kmcrlyn] 1:45 am: oh i drive it i know how fast it goes
[Kmcrlyn] 1:45 am: lol
[Kmcrlyn] 1:46 am: wht is the point of the doors going up
[snaggeltooth] 1:46 am: my windows go up and down
[1badhonda] 1:46 am: it goes faster
[Kmcrlyn] 1:46 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:46 am: it adds turbo boosters
[1badhonda] 1:46 am: i have tv in my car
[Kmcrlyn] 1:46 am: the doors?
[Kmcrlyn] 1:46 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:46 am: and a nintendo gamecube
[Kmcrlyn] 1:47 am: up AND DOWN!!!!
[Kmcrlyn] 1:47 am: STFU
[snaggeltooth] 1:47 am: I have a playstation at my house
[1badhonda] 1:47 am: it has hydraulics
[1badhonda] 1:47 am: it goes up and down
[Kmcrlyn] 1:47 am: does the gamecube make it faster too?
[1badhonda] 1:47 am: yes
[1badhonda] 1:47 am: it adds 2 horspower
[1badhonda] 1:47 am: it makes the turbo run better
[snaggeltooth] 1:47 am: I have some stickers
[Kmcrlyn] 1:47 am: of course it does
[1badhonda] 1:47 am: me too
[snaggeltooth] 1:48 am: they add .5 hp each
[1badhonda] 1:48 am: i have tv on my hood
[1badhonda] 1:48 am: it adds 9 horsepowers
[1badhonda] 1:48 am: i have 90 horsepowers
[Kmcrlyn] 1:48 am: did i mention i have a pony, it has atari onboard...
[snaggeltooth] 1:48 am: and purple
[1badhonda] 1:48 am: my mechanic said i am missing cylinders
[1badhonda] 1:48 am: i think he was making front of me
[Kmcrlyn] 1:48 am: it actually takes horsepower away
[Kmcrlyn] 1:49 am: but we like it....
[1badhonda] 1:49 am: i put spinners on
[snaggeltooth] 1:49 am: you are suposed to have 8 how many does your engine have
[1badhonda] 1:49 am: he said four
[1badhonda] 1:49 am: do you have a technical forum
[1badhonda] 1:49 am: where i can fix that
[1badhonda] 1:50 am: i tried putting nitrous in the glove department
[snaggeltooth] 1:50 am: wow you did loose some .....
[Kmcrlyn] 1:50 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:50 am: i think i did i was racing fast
[snaggeltooth] 1:50 am: makes the door faster
[1badhonda] 1:50 am: are you making front o fme
[1badhonda] 1:50 am: i will race you
[Kmcrlyn] 1:50 am: they had to make room for the gamecube and lcd dumbie
[Kmcrlyn] 1:50 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:50 am: i live in dallas exas
[snaggeltooth] 1:51 am: so does she
[snaggeltooth] 1:51 am: sorta
[Kmcrlyn] 1:51 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:51 am: she have beef
[Kmcrlyn] 1:51 am: you puttin me up to a race?
[1badhonda] 1:51 am: i will race you corvette
[Kmcrlyn] 1:51 am: lol
[1badhonda] 1:51 am: and i will shine my spinners
[Kmcrlyn] 1:51 am: thanks jeff
[1badhonda] 1:51 am: and i will go fast
[Kmcrlyn] 1:51 am: shiny spinners = 3 more horsepower
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: no
[snaggeltooth] 1:52 am: 4.5 hp
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: it adds a cyliner
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: and since their are four spinners
[Kmcrlyn] 1:52 am: dull spinners = takes one life away
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: it adds four
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: so i have 8
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: alot of horsepowering poower
[snaggeltooth] 1:52 am: 8hp??
[Kmcrlyn] 1:52 am: oky this is where i ignore you
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: i have to go i am going to work on my car
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: i have armor all
[1badhonda] 1:52 am: it makes everything fast
[Kmcrlyn] 1:52 am: yeah...
[AAG]: 1badhonda has left at 1:53 am
[snaggeltooth] 1:53 am: less drag
[Kmcrlyn] 1:53 am: lol

[AnthonyZ]

lmaoooo

[Kmcrlyn]

you CRUSH the fucking POS !!!

FUCK MAN - werent you paying attention? its doors go up! AND IT HAS A GAMECUBE... we cant beat that...

[Wulfe13]

He was obviously just fucking with you.... kinda funny though....

[ss~zoso~ss]

that member should be Perma banned be4 he posts

[Kmcrlyn]

He was obviously just fucking with you.... kinda funny though....

Really? You think so? Yeah, we kinda figured that... we're pretty sure you'd notice missing cylinders and everyone knows spinners don't make your car go THAT much faster... 1 or 2 horsepower max... and thats only if they are magic spinners from fairieland...

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

He writes like a raghead..

[Kmcrlyn]

He writes like a raghead..

You mean... on his stomach?

[Secret Formula]

[Kmcrlyn]

i'm new here but i think it should be against the rules to post a beast like that...

[Daniel P.]

you've nevver seen a nitrox thread huh?

[JonB]

[Kmcrlyn] 1:44 am: those spoiler wings make me cringe makes me wanna punch people in the dick when i see them

[86 IROC-Z]

you've nevver seen a nitrox thread huh?

Yeah, shes really lucky nitrox didn't look for one to post....