How to get back.

**InEEdSPEED** · 07-31-2009, 02:30 PM

This weirdo that lives in my friends neighborhood is a total prick. He seems like he is lucifers accomplise himself. Dude is evil.

First my friend buys a go kart just to take his son and fiance around in and have fun on. He asks everyone in the neighborhood if they are ok with it. They say they couldnt care less. So he buys it today and calls me because he cant get it working. I fix it. We ride it.

The kids next door want to ride, we let them. Everyone in the neighborhood gets together and takes turns riding it. All is good.

When riding by this guy that lives down at the end of the street yells to his fiance if you dont get that shit away from my house ill blow the tires in it.

She comes back and tells us and we go down there to talk to him. We come up and ask him politely why he is threatening her and threating to shoot the go cart he says "because it was in my yard". Trust me guys, it wasnt even close.

Then he goes on to explain that he hates these "stupid fucking dogs" coming in his yard and tells us he will walk down the street and kill every single dog in the neighborhood. The guy has already shot a month old minature pincher and killed it, but he shot in the side so it came back home and died right in front of the owners.

Here is a pic of what those puppies look like, not exactly but same breed and color.
http://images01.olx.com.ph/ui/1/33/18/12082518_1.jpg

They are adorable dogs and he just blew it away.

Then he calls the landlord and tells him that we have been throwing up grass and dirt in his yard and now my friend has to sell it because if he doesnt the landlord is going to kick him out.

Dude chased a little kid with a baseball bat. He threatened to punch some women in the face that lives next to us.

He is the devil. Plain and simple.

I need creative people to help me figure out what i can do to this guy to get him for all the bad things he has done. Not bad stuff i just want to make his life hell.

By the way cops wont do anything because they need "proof" or what have you. Can anybody here help me out. LS1 owners are always the sneakiest

**andrew rs** · 07-31-2009, 02:34 PM

go shoot him in the side and ask him how it feels... fuckin hate people that shoot other peoples pets because they are in their yard... who cares if it shits in your yard then go get the owner and tell them to clean it up. Simple

**Spaz** · 07-31-2009, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by InEEdSPEED

This weirdo that lives in my friends neighborhood is a total prick. He seems like he is lucifers accomplise himself. Dude is evil.

First my friend buys a go kart just to take his son and fiance around in and have fun on. He asks everyone in the neighborhood if they are ok with it. They say they couldnt care less. So he buys it today and calls me because he cant get it working. I fix it. We ride it.

The kids next door want to ride, we let them. Everyone in the neighborhood gets together and takes turns riding it. All is good.

When riding by this guy that lives down at the end of the street yells to his fiance if you dont get that shit away from my house ill blow the tires in it.

She comes back and tells us and we go down there to talk to him. We come up and ask him politely why he is threatening her and threating to shoot the go cart he says "because it was in my yard". Trust me guys, it wasnt even close.

Then he goes on to explain that he hates these "stupid fucking dogs" coming in his yard and tells us he will walk down the street and kill every single dog in the neighborhood. The guy has already shot a month old minature pincher and killed it, but he shot in the side so it came back home and died right in front of the owners.

Here is a pic of what those puppies look like, not exactly but same breed and color.
http://images01.olx.com.ph/ui/1/33/18/12082518_1.jpg

They are adorable dogs and he just blew it away.

Then he calls the landlord and tells him that we have been throwing up grass and dirt in his yard and now my friend has to sell it because if he doesnt the landlord is going to kick him out.

Dude chased a little kid with a baseball bat. He threatened to punch some women in the face that lives next to us.

He is the devil. Plain and simple.

I need creative people to help me figure out what i can do to this guy to get him for all the bad things he has done. Not bad stuff i just want to make his life hell.

By the way cops wont do anything because they need "proof" or what have you. Can anybody here help me out. LS1 owners are always the sneakiest

get him to chase another kid with a bat and shoot him... problem solved...

**hamburger68** · 07-31-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

get him to chase another kid with a bat and shoot him... problem solved...

or better, get whitnesses, get him for assault.

andrew's suggestion isn't bad either.

:aar:

**Crimson Sin** · 07-31-2009, 02:55 PM

get a Pellet gun.. And shoot every window in his house out.
When he fixes them. Do it again.. Repeat til happy.
Get some high fructrose corn syrup... Pour it along his outer walls, all around the house. Repeat once a month.. Lots of critters will come calling. Post up flyers downtown for a late night Rave, real hardcore stuff.. List his address as the site.
Make up a fake login name on some hardcore radical sites.. Incite mad hate and rage.. use his address in your fake login..Order hardcore gay porn or sex toys with no brown wrapper.. send them to his address. Get a plastic bucket. Dump all your food scraps into it for a week or so... Dump at his front door late night after it's fermented for a while. Or over his driveway, porch etc.
Get a prepaid cell.. Call and insult 911 or state patrol.. leave phone in his yard ON so they can track it.. make sure to wipe it down..
I have lots more..

**Spaz** · 07-31-2009, 03:11 PM

here is wha ti did with one of my old neighbors who was an ass hole... take some dog shit and get it in a paper bag... smear it under his door handles as much as you can... all of them... clean up any excess poop from visability... when jerk off face goes to open his car door he gets shit all over his fingers... it will get under his finger nails to so he will smell like shit all day even after washing a few times...

**cammed goat** · 07-31-2009, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

get him to chase another kid with a bat and shoot him... problem solved...

That's what I was thinkin. This guy needs to be put out of his fkin misery. Sounds like one of those freaks who should be moshing in a straight jacket with a brick wall.

***doberman 152*** · 07-31-2009, 03:29 PM

Get one of the kids from your block and tell the kid that you will take care of his family financially the best you can if you put this on and run in his house and blow yourself up. Not for Allah but the neighborhood,

**chiller2484** · 07-31-2009, 03:35 PM

lmao you guys sure are...imaginative. burn a pentagram into his front yard one night.

**Spikito** · 07-31-2009, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

get a Pellet gun.. And shoot every window in his house out.
When he fixes them. Do it again.. Repeat til happy.
Get some high fructrose corn syrup... Pour it along his outer walls, all around the house. Repeat once a month.. Lots of critters will come calling. Post up flyers downtown for a late night Rave, real hardcore stuff.. List his address as the site.
Make up a fake login name on some hardcore radical sites.. Incite mad hate and rage.. use his address in your fake login..Order hardcore gay porn or sex toys with no brown wrapper.. send them to his address. Get a plastic bucket. Dump all your food scraps into it for a week or so... Dump at his front door late night after it's fermented for a while. Or over his driveway, porch etc.
Get a prepaid cell.. Call and insult 911 or state patrol.. leave phone in his yard ON so they can track it.. make sure to wipe it down..
I have lots more..

I knew some twisted bastard would step in, lol

**Spikito** · 07-31-2009, 03:52 PM

I was thinking something along the line of ordering porn sent to his address...you gotta pay for it...but still.

or just go to spam sites and put his address in so he'll get shitloads of junk mail.

Anything using odors is nice...if its any sort of lifted house...trailer house, pier and beam, whatever...you can throw dead animals underneath.

if your really hardcore..start a confrontation, and let him beat the shit out of you...but only get the second half on film

**Crimson Sin** · 07-31-2009, 04:02 PM

If his vehicle has hubcaps, put raw fish under two or three of them..

***doberman 152*** · 07-31-2009, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

If his vehicle has hubcaps, put raw fish under two or three of them..

Is that what they do in Seattle?

**02transamce** · 07-31-2009, 04:11 PM

if some son of a bitch shoots my dogs it's his ass.i will not shoot him but he will wish i had. you can write all sort of stuff in his yard with diesel fuel,what ever you write will be there for a very long time.

**Crimson Sin** · 07-31-2009, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

Is that what they do in Seattle?

Nope. It's from a book I got as a white elephant gift years ago at a company christmas party.. 1001 ways to get even.

That's actually a tame one.. some are very evil.

**InEEdSPEED** · 07-31-2009, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

get a Pellet gun.. And shoot every window in his house out.
When he fixes them. Do it again.. Repeat til happy.
Get some high fructrose corn syrup... Pour it along his outer walls, all around the house. Repeat once a month.. Lots of critters will come calling. Post up flyers downtown for a late night Rave, real hardcore stuff.. List his address as the site.
Make up a fake login name on some hardcore radical sites.. Incite mad hate and rage.. use his address in your fake login..Order hardcore gay porn or sex toys with no brown wrapper.. send them to his address. Get a plastic bucket. Dump all your food scraps into it for a week or so... Dump at his front door late night after it's fermented for a while. Or over his driveway, porch etc.
Get a prepaid cell.. Call and insult 911 or state patrol.. leave phone in his yard ON so they can track it.. make sure to wipe it down..
I have lots more..

I think i love you (no homo). These ideas are pure awesomeness.

**Smittro** · 07-31-2009, 04:17 PM

Call the Police every single time he threatens you. Police take terroristic threats seriously. Also my neighbors have some mid teen punks for kids. Shot out my other neighbors window with a BB gun. Then one after noon thought it would be funny to try to shoot my Camaro. Well they were'nt laughing when I stepped out from around the corner and caught them red handed. I kicked down their wooden fence gate to get to them. They scattered like ants running from a flood. I grabbed the BB gun right out of the ones hand who thought he was a tough guy. Took it by the barrel and smashed that fucker to little pieces. Handed back the bent barrel. I quite large so their Daddy hides behind a sliding glass door. Screaming so loud @ the guy brought the rest of the neighbors out to see what was going on. I told the dumb ass if I even see a scratch on my car, next time I'm comming through the glass. Not for the kids but for his ass! If you dont get a handle on those kids I'm gonna get a handle on YOU GET IT!!!

**Crimson Sin** · 07-31-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by InEEdSPEED

I think i love you no homo. Defiently love these ideas.

I hear ya man... some peeps need gettin even..
No homo it is and get that sumbitch.

**Crimson Sin** · 07-31-2009, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spikito

I knew some twisted bastard would step in, lol

Thank you Thank you !!
I knew I was a bastard...Just not the twisted part.. I thought EVERYONE thought that way..
And say. My parents were married dammit..

Just not to each other.

**cuervo25_1** · 07-31-2009, 04:35 PM

I say invite Sarge ,Orion, and Spaz over and throw a huge ass block party. when the ass hat comes over to get lippy Spaz will make him a shell of his former being, Sarge will blow him to tiny pieces with his arsenal, and Orion will don on his apron and vacuum him up.

Or you can do this, when he is in bed and fast asleep toilet paper his entire property. deflate his tires, shove a small apple up his exaust pipe as far as you can.

Or if you can catch maybe 6 or seven squirrels and a window open in his house cut the screen and let the squirrels loose in there. maybe a couple skunks and some raccoons for good measures . make sure it is at night and he is asleep.

tie ropes to trees and then run them to the doorknobs so he has to crawl out a window to get out. load the window sills with itching powder. Disconnect his phone lines and cable.

But if you really want to nail his ass to the wall get a trail cam with video capabilities with sound and infared technology so you can bust his ass for saying and doing what he does. Make sure it is ok as far as the law goes, not so sure if you can record someone without them knowing.

get your friend to sell it to you for a buck, then tell him him and his family can ride it anytime they want.