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  1. 06-19-2008, 09:48 AM #1
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    how the fight started

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    How the Fight Started

    Officer, this is how the fight started...

    I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

    So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . .

    and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?

    Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.

    He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my

    face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

    And I don't know what possessed me, Officer, but I look down at him and I said,

    "Well, if you're not Happy - which one are you?"

    ...And that's when the fight started.
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    this....this won't end well for me...
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  4. 06-19-2008, 10:09 AM #4
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    happy like one of teh seven dwarfs.
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    Did I ever tell you guys about that time I dated a midget? Man I was nuts over that girl.
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    sigh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by totalkos View Post
    Did I ever tell you guys about that time I dated a midget? Man I was nuts over that girl.
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    sigh...
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  9. 06-19-2008, 10:56 AM #9
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    Did the guy look like one of these men...
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  10. 06-19-2008, 11:00 AM #10
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    Did the guy look like one of these men...
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    tss dont worry my man...you have a heart of gold.....stay golden pony boy.....stay golden

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    tss dont worry my man...you have a heart of gold.....stay golden pony boy.....stay golden

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    what does that picture and the jetsons have in common...[oh, that's right...i went there]
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    i dont get it..i'm only 20
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    what does that picture and the jetsons have in common...[oh, that's right...i went there]
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    i dont get it..i'm only 20
    there are no black people
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    at least 1 person in each of those two shows believe in aliens ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    there are no black people
    silly there are no black people in space or the east side
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    silly there are no black people in the future or the east side
    fixed.
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    fixed.
    OMG!!! Slimdurst will become the president
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