How do you feel about farts?

**AKIRA** · 10-24-2008, 08:34 AM

Do they make you laugh?
Do they piss you off?

For me, I think theyre hilarious. Especially when they get fired out at taboo times, like in front of a hot girl.

Last week, I had an exam. Everyone knows how quiet exams are, so I decided to fire a fucker out. NO ONE RESPONDS. I was thinking that the sorority girl that always shows up late will respond when she gets here. She arrives, I let another one out. NOTHING!

No laughs, no sneers, not a god damn word. The fucking gas bounced off the walls, there is no way it couldve been avoided!

Ive never been so pissed about a personal fart.

**ibanez7** · 10-24-2008, 09:19 AM

been with the gf for four years and have not farted in front of her yet.

I have farted in front of other gf and those relationships ended and had arguements and fights. Those relationships where open, we would use the bathroom in front of eachother etc....

with the gf now we have now faught or argued at all. guess its good to keep some things private.... LOL and not show the ugly side of one self to the other.

**FIREBIRDKID9687** · 10-24-2008, 09:29 AM

I am complete opposite. My girl and I have been dating for over a year or so and i just let them rip. She thinks its funny sometimes. I laugh at them everytime.

**Spaz** · 10-24-2008, 09:30 AM

personally... i dono't care... i fart... every one farts... farts are damned funny...

**LS1Powerhouse** · 10-24-2008, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by FIREBIRDKID9687

I am complete opposite. My girl and I have been dating for over a year or so and i just let them rip. She thinks its funny sometimes. I laugh at them everytime.

x2... I fart on her... She farts on me... Sometimes there are boogers wiped on one another... Shit gets crazy from time to time.

**Tobynine9** · 10-24-2008, 11:28 AM

Hahaha, last night while standing in the doorway calling for the dog to come inside, I belched then ripped a very loud fart in quick succession.

The GF looked at me and said, "You're the most disgusting person I know."

**bmyers** · 10-24-2008, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by LS1Powerhouse

x2... I fart on her... She farts on me... Sometimes there are boogers wiped on one another... Shit gets crazy from time to time.

kinky

**The Manalishi** · 10-24-2008, 11:31 AM

I usually feel pretty good after a good fart.

**bmyers** · 10-24-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Do they make you laugh?
Do they piss you off?

For me, I think theyre hilarious. Especially when they get fired out at taboo times, like in front of a hot girl.

Last week, I had an exam. Everyone knows how quiet exams are, so I decided to fire a fucker out. NO ONE RESPONDS. I was thinking that the sorority girl that always shows up late will respond when she gets here. She arrives, I let another one out. NOTHING!

No laughs, no sneers, not a god damn word. The fucking gas bounced off the walls, there is no way it couldve been avoided!

Ive never been so pissed about a personal fart.

**jknelms** · 10-24-2008, 12:11 PM

I'm better than everyone else...

**Hi-Po** · 10-24-2008, 12:46 PM

at thread.

**Nhra Firebird** · 10-24-2008, 12:47 PM

who voted that farts aren't funny?

**GTP231** · 10-24-2008, 12:56 PM

FArts are best when TAP's straddling a cake

**jknelms** · 10-24-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

who voted that farts aren't funny?

me!

**0rion** · 10-24-2008, 02:13 PM

funny when I'm the fartER.....pisses me off when I'm the fartEE

**0rion** · 10-24-2008, 02:18 PM

this just made me think of a good story........

back 15 years ago or more my buddy and I would go hunting together. I forget how it started but we'd have fart wars in the tent. The night before or even on the way down we'd both eat shit that we knew would give us a good case of the farts just because you knew the other guy was going to do it. I'd always stop and get white castle onion burgers and a large onion chips. I don't even know what his was but we'd damn near ruin the tent and sleeping bags. This went on for a couple of season and then I trumped his ass.
I used to take my rottweiler down with me and he slept in the tent with us. I figured since he was my dog then I could use him as a weapon. There was some cheap ass dog food that would always give him wicked dog farts so I started loading him up with cheap dog food before we went down and on the way when I stopped to get my white castles I'd get the dog some too. Busted up the game.....we quit having wars shortly thereafter because the dog beat us both.

He got even with me though. Fed my rott a whole batch of pumpkin cookies one year and the dog shit all over the house while I was at work.

**Boomer Sooner** · 10-24-2008, 02:23 PM

only time i find my farts not amusing to me is when i let out a big monster fart, then have to take a shit later, drop my pants and notice a shit stain. im like fuck. then i say fuck it and pull em back up and wear em the rest of the day, no need to shit on another pair.

i fart in front of anyone(excluding my mom, never farted in front of her). i think farting is funny.

i sure know how to clear a room, my g/f knows this all to well. i fart in front of her all the time. her only response is you are fucking nasty. i just explain to her that me farting in front of her or on her just goes to show how comfortable i am around her.

i like to fart on her food. for example, she made a ham sandwich the other day. she sat it on the kitchen table and went to our room for a second then came back. when she walked back into the kitchen i was holding her plate under my ass and was in mid fart. she wasnt too thrilled. i tried to explain that i had no intentions of her seeing me do it. i told her had she been in the bedroom for a minute longer she would have had no idea. "what you dont know wont hurt you" was my last smartass remark before she said she wasnt hungry anymore.

although i felt no need to apologize, which i didnt, i offered to make her another sandwich.

**cant.b.caught.z28** · 10-24-2008, 03:14 PM

I always fart whenever were laying in bed, and i try to pull the covers over her head.. but I can never seem to get the covers all the way over... she just tells me how gross it is when i do that and then turns her back to me.

**Boomer Sooner** · 10-24-2008, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by cant.b.caught.z28

I always fart whenever were laying in bed, and i try to pull the covers over her head.. but I can never seem to get the covers all the way over... she just tells me how gross it is when i do that and then turns her back to me.

our g/f's must be twins.

**iam_dale** · 10-24-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by cant.b.caught.z28

I always fart whenever were laying in bed, and i try to pull the covers over her head.. but I can never seem to get the covers all the way over... she just tells me how gross it is when i do that and then turns her back to me.

I used to do that to my wife years ago......then she did it back......period farts.....I lost....never pulled that one again......but I still fart on her every chance I get!!!

LMAO!!

dale