How do you eat spam?

**shadegray** · 03-23-2007, 08:20 PM

I'm sick right now and don't want to walk across campus to the cafeteria. But I found a can of spam. Do you need to cook it or anything?

**SexOnWheels** · 03-23-2007, 08:22 PM

Eat it right out of the can and pretend it is the dog food scene on Road Warrior!

**Secret Formula** · 03-23-2007, 08:33 PM

I think you can flatten it out and fry it like a burger.

**tbs98z** · 03-23-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by shadegray

I'm sick right now and don't want to walk across campus to the cafeteria. But I found a can of spam. Do you need to cook it or anything?

You think your sick now,eat a can of Spam!

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**Secret Formula** · 03-23-2007, 08:39 PM

yah you might be better off not eating it actually HAHA.

**shadegray** · 03-23-2007, 09:31 PM

its not precooked?

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 03-23-2007, 09:41 PM

i'd wait and eat in the morning

**snaggeltooth** · 03-23-2007, 10:16 PM

you can eat spam right out of the can ... Best way is to slice it real thin and fry like a piece of Bologna .....

**EEEZNOW** · 03-23-2007, 10:54 PM

It really isnt that bad. Just slice it up then fry it. Add some cheese and a bun and you got yourself a nice sammich.

**0rion** · 03-23-2007, 11:37 PM

fry it in a skillet with some onions and put it on bread with mustard.

**snaggeltooth** · 03-23-2007, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

fry it in a skillet with some onions and put it on bread with mustard.

Damn forgot about the mustard .........

**0rion** · 03-24-2007, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

Damn forgot about the mustard .........

that's ok.........I'm fat.

**Dax** · 03-24-2007, 03:00 AM

Thank you for not posting pics. It probably wouldn't have been quite as appetizing as the ones nitrox put up when he was grilling steaks.

**0rion** · 03-24-2007, 05:32 AM

spam is good stuff, you just have to know how to cook it and accept it for what it is. Steak it is not. A cheap, easy, and quick meal it is.Kinda like vienna weiners. I wouldn't put tooth picks through them and call the hors devours but I've damn sure eat my share drunk at 3am.

**DriveV8Faster** · 03-24-2007, 08:26 AM

Spam is great once you fry it. I like mixing it with spaghetti or scrambled eggs.

**SexOnWheels** · 03-24-2007, 08:31 AM

I cannot believe you guys consume dog food for humans?

Frying, condiments, or whatever you do to it does not make it 'good' in any way, if you have to eat from a can try wild Salmon ffs!

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**snaggeltooth** · 03-24-2007, 08:32 AM

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

**DriveV8Faster** · 03-24-2007, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

I cannot believe you guys consume dog food for humans?

Frying, condiments, or whatever you do to it does not make it 'good' in any way, if you have to eat from a can try wild Salmon ffs!

= :barf:

Hey you're Canadian so your opinion doesn't matter.

j/k

**rbrtlux** · 03-24-2007, 05:26 PM

the best way i like to eat spam is to cut it up in little cube squares. fry them up real good, mix it in with whatever spaghetti meat sauce you like, already have macaroni noodles boiled up and mix it all up. cheap meal. we was dirt poor when i was a kid. i mean poor as in my brothers and i had to steal whatever we could get from the grocery store, just to eat. the only difference now is i buy the spam cause i think it tastes good the way i make it. frying it thin with cheese and mustard on bread, is real good too.