How to convince bro not to marry a girl? (help)

[86 IROC-Z]

Aight, so a bro of a friend is getting married, and he's all like, "yo man I'm in, like, love with this girl man!"

But my friend and the rest of his bros who are getting married are like "yo dude u betta not be tying knots wit this bitch"

But he's all "no dude I can really see us together, u no?" you know, really sappy-like, like the notebook or some faggot shit like that u know?

Anyway, this chick is straight up slut. And a whore. A 'slore', if you will. Get this: she cheats, dude knows, yet dude still wants to sign away his sex life.

Not only does this hoodrat cheat on my man, she's also into adderall. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for prescribed medication for certain ailments. But get this: she isn't prescribed it, and SHE SNORTS THE SHIT! I mean comeon, I dunno if you've ever taken adderall, but that shits potent enough man, comeon dudette, you don't gotta take that shit all nasally like that, can't be healthy girl.

So thats the motherfuckin gist of things. She's a druggie ho, and broseph over there is blinded by his faggy-time "love" or whatever the fuk he's got going on over there.

Thus I'm coming to you bros with my problem. How do I convince dude man bro dave from making the worst decision of his life?


OH and I forgot to mention, this chick, like, get this: she actually goes to the trouble of typing out vocal fillers like "like," in text messages and shit. I mean, like, really? What a fuckin idiot. Please tell me how I can set my bro straight.

[Blackbird WS6]

let the man learn for himself if he doesnt want the help of others........with this lesson, he will know better for the next time

let time do the work for you, trust me is works....he will thank you later

[c5z28]

Didn't you bring this up already?
She is the wreck to his train. Some people belong with each other whether its a week or lifetime.

[blackSS01]

IROC is so McNasty... (In a good way ) Thanks IROC, I appreciate the post I may have made a friend for life

[c5z28]

^you are such a leg humper.

[blackSS01]

^you are such a leg humper.

I would normally rip into you J/P There is more behind the story then meets the eye



WAIT, WUT? Is that last sentence about Transformers

[FSANE]

Expose her to 4chan and make here a meme.

Relationship is over.

[ls1camino]

Pics of druggie/slut/whore?

[FasstChevys]

Aight, so a bro of a friend is getting married, and he's all like, "yo man I'm in, like, love with this girl man!"

But my friend and the rest of his bros who are getting married are like "yo dude u betta not be tying knots wit this bitch"

But he's all "no dude I can really see us together, u no?" you know, really sappy-like, like the notebook or some faggot shit like that u know?

Anyway, this chick is straight up slut. And a whore. A 'slore', if you will. Get this: she cheats, dude knows, yet dude still wants to sign away his sex life.

Not only does this hoodrat cheat on my man, she's also into adderall. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for prescribed medication for certain ailments. But get this: she isn't prescribed it, and SHE SNORTS THE SHIT! I mean comeon, I dunno if you've ever taken adderall, but that shits potent enough man, comeon dudette, you don't gotta take that shit all nasally like that, can't be healthy girl.

So thats the motherfuckin gist of things. She's a druggie ho, and broseph over there is blinded by his faggy-time "love" or whatever the fuk he's got going on over there.

Thus I'm coming to you bros with my problem. How do I convince dude man bro dave from making the worst decision of his life?


OH and I forgot to mention, this chick, like, get this: she actually goes to the trouble of typing out vocal fillers like "like," in text messages and shit. I mean, like, really? What a fuckin idiot. Please tell me how I can set my bro straight.

Had the same problem with my best friend about 5 years ago - I told him she was a bitch/slut/whore/idiot.......and we almost stopped the car and went down in the ditch and had it out..........until I told him, "dude, if I didn't give a fuck about you wrecking your life, I wouldn't say a word".........he kept boning her for a while after that(as I would've), but he finally saw what I saw, and she's history.

[FasstChevys]

Aight, so a bro of a friend is getting married, and he's all like, "yo man I'm in, like, love with this girl man!"

But my friend and the rest of his bros who are getting married are like "yo dude u betta not be tying knots wit this bitch"

But he's all "no dude I can really see us together, u no?" you know, really sappy-like, like the notebook or some faggot shit like that u know?

Anyway, this chick is straight up slut. And a whore. A 'slore', if you will. Get this: she cheats, dude knows, yet dude still wants to sign away his sex life.

Not only does this hoodrat cheat on my man, she's also into adderall. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for prescribed medication for certain ailments. But get this: she isn't prescribed it, and SHE SNORTS THE SHIT! I mean comeon, I dunno if you've ever taken adderall, but that shits potent enough man, comeon dudette, you don't gotta take that shit all nasally like that, can't be healthy girl.

So thats the motherfuckin gist of things. She's a druggie ho, and broseph over there is blinded by his faggy-time "love" or whatever the fuk he's got going on over there.

Thus I'm coming to you bros with my problem. How do I convince dude man bro dave from making the worst decision of his life?


OH and I forgot to mention, this chick, like, get this: she actually goes to the trouble of typing out vocal fillers like "like," in text messages and shit. I mean, like, really? What a fuckin idiot. Please tell me how I can set my bro straight.

Hi friend -

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this thread should be Grandfathered in other such g/f threads - this needs Mod review

[wheeliE-maxx]

Say she got dat supa aids

[JHayesLS1]

Ever seen saving silverman?

[davered00ss]

Marriage no mateter how perfect the girl is is the biggest fucking mistake you canmake in your life. If you must do it get a fucking pre nup, even if you have nothing. At least put in a no alimony caluse, and split everything even, keep what you came into it with.

[TLS_Addict]

One thing......does he really talk like that? J/k

Seriously though, as a friend its your duty to let him know. Tell than de'nile is not just a river in EGYPT! lol

[Spaz]

bang her and get it on video... send it to him... and send a copy to her parents...

[Hi-Po]

WhereTF are the pictures?

[Smkn_TA]

No pics = thread ban for iroc.

All you gotta do is fuck the bitch and then he will hate her.

[SMWS6TA]

I know this is a copy paste story, Iroc doesn't talk/type this bad

[tigersport14]

bang her and get it on video... send it to him... and send a copy to her parents...

i second this

[SMWS6TA]

i second this

send it to his too....