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11-25-2009, 11:33 PM #1
How am I still alive?? EPIC NIGHT!
Last night (11/24/09) was a strange night. I started off drinking around 2:00pm with a buddy and his Dad. I shut it down at bar time and this is what happened:
6 12oz Coors
7 16oz Mikes Harders (8% alcohol)
2 shots of Everclear
3 Captain and Cokes
And the epic part......Got a handjob at the bar
Shortest way I could put it. She was 36 years old, 5"8 139lbs black hair and attractive but horny. It was a good night┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
Man: The Mods you are fighting,
they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
wouldn't want to fight them!
Me: That is why no one will remember your name!
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11-25-2009, 11:39 PM #2
Oh and to the people that like that little bit of info......She had me pull up so that the bar covered my lap and then put her hand into my pants and pulled my shit out and played with it......Only one other person saw it, I think!
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11-26-2009, 12:30 AM #3
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11-26-2009, 12:33 AM #4
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11-26-2009, 12:45 AM #5
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11-26-2009, 12:47 AM #6
Don't quit your day job
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11-26-2009, 12:52 AM #7
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11-26-2009, 03:39 AM #8
haha that shits hilarious you know what they say the more you drink the younger and prettier she gets.
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11-26-2009, 04:43 AM #9
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Black- Murdered 2006 GMC Sierra
EPIC???? Nope, sounds like a halfway decent Tuesday.
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11-26-2009, 05:13 AM #10
Do you have a liver in a cooler on ice bro?
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11-26-2009, 05:24 AM #11
Damn. Elvis was in the house this morning!
To the OP: After all that alcohol... are you sure it wasn't your hand doing the job?
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11-26-2009, 05:47 AM #12
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11-26-2009, 06:41 AM #13
ya im going back to bed til its time to eat
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11-26-2009, 07:15 AM #14
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Black- 2002 Formula Firehawk
You're alive because it's not that much to drink when you spread all that alcohol from 2pm to closing time
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11-26-2009, 09:38 AM #15
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Pewter Metallic- 2002 Trans Am WS6 M6 D1SC
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11-26-2009, 09:54 AM #16
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Bright Red- 1999 Trans Am Ws6
What you call epic I call saturday
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11-26-2009, 10:06 AM #17
since the topic of alcohol came up and last night was kinda epic for me as well
how good/bad is it to do 3 shots of vodka and 3 shots of tequila in about 1.5-2 hours time?
i'm a fucking lightweight and never been trashed before up until last night
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11-26-2009, 10:18 AM #18
AAG = Alcoholics Anonymous Group
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11-26-2009, 10:28 AM #19
She did the classic cawk check...if it's too small all you get is a handjob
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11-26-2009, 10:31 AM #20
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