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11-25-2009, 11:33 PM #1I don't sell out!
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How am I still alive?? EPIC NIGHT!
Last night (11/24/09) was a strange night. I started off drinking around 2:00pm with a buddy and his Dad. I shut it down at bar time and this is what happened:
6 12oz Coors
7 16oz Mikes Harders (8% alcohol)
2 shots of Everclear
3 Captain and Cokes
And the epic part......Got a handjob at the bar
Shortest way I could put it. She was 36 years old, 5"8 139lbs black hair and attractive but horny. It was a good night
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11-25-2009, 11:39 PM #2I don't sell out!
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Oh and to the people that like that little bit of info......She had me pull up so that the bar covered my lap and then put her hand into my pants and pulled my shit out and played with it......Only one other person saw it, I think!
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11-26-2009, 12:30 AM #3Member
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Fixed...
Originally Posted by blackSS01
And the epic part......Got a handjob at the bar
Shortest way I could put it. She was 76 years old, 5"8 339lbs no hair and unattractive but horny. It was a good night
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11-26-2009, 12:33 AM #4I don't sell out!
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Black- 2001 Camaro SS M6
Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28
This coming from Elvis
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11-26-2009, 12:45 AM #5Member
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Super Fixed... Originally Posted by blackSS01
Last night (11/24/09) was a strange night. I started off drinking around 2:00pm with a buddy and his Dad. I shit and it ran down my leg at the bar, and this is what really happened:
1 12oz Coors
1 8-inch Mikes Hard-on
3 shots of Aquafina
3 bowls Captain Crunch
And the epic part......Got my first handjob at the bar
She said it was the Shortest she had ever seen. She was 86 years old, 5"1 439lbs no hair and unattractive but a tranny. It was an Awesome night
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11-26-2009, 12:47 AM #6I don't sell out!
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Don't quit your day job
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11-26-2009, 12:52 AM #7Member
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Originally Posted by blackSS01
Oh and to the people that like that little bit of info......She had me pull up so that the bar covered my tiny penis and then put her hand into my pants and laughed......Only one other person saw it, and they laughed too.
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11-26-2009, 03:39 AM #8Senior Member
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midnight blue- 2000 trans am
haha that shits hilarious you know what they say the more you drink the younger and prettier she gets.
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11-26-2009, 04:43 AM #9Another day Another 5th
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EPIC???? Nope, sounds like a halfway decent Tuesday.
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11-26-2009, 05:13 AM #10down in it
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Do you have a liver in a cooler on ice bro?
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11-26-2009, 05:24 AM #11Veteran
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Damn. Elvis was in the house this morning!
To the OP: After all that alcohol... are you sure it wasn't your hand doing the job?
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11-26-2009, 05:47 AM #12Moderator
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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28
Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28
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11-26-2009, 06:41 AM #13Junior Member
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ya im going back to bed til its time to eat
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11-26-2009, 07:15 AM #142002 Formula Firehawk
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You're alive because it's not that much to drink when you spread all that alcohol from 2pm to closing time
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11-26-2009, 09:38 AM #15Awaiting Activation
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This is how it read to me....
Originally Posted by blackSS01
with a buddy and his Dad.
And the epic part......Got a handjob at the bar
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11-26-2009, 09:54 AM #16Impwnded
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What you call epic I call saturday
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11-26-2009, 10:06 AM #17nut butter
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since the topic of alcohol came up and last night was kinda epic for me as well
how good/bad is it to do 3 shots of vodka and 3 shots of tequila in about 1.5-2 hours time?
i'm a fucking lightweight and never been trashed before up until last night
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11-26-2009, 10:18 AM #18Veteran
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AAG = Alcoholics Anonymous Group
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11-26-2009, 10:28 AM #19Senior Member
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She did the classic cawk check...if it's too small all you get is a handjob
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11-26-2009, 10:31 AM #20Impwnded
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Bright Red- 1999 Trans Am Ws6
That shouldn't even get you drunk. Even if you've never drank before. Originally Posted by Poppn
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