How am I still alive?????

**blackSS01** · 06-17-2009, 12:26 PM

I don't know why, I don't know how but I am still alive!

From what my memory recalls and what others have told me. I put down around 19 captain and cokes / calco jack and cokes. Warn you, this did not come cheaply as I threw up everywhere after I decided to try to run home

which is a 2 mile jolt

I spent about a hour throwing up which sucks. The main thing was I didn't set out to drink that much, it just kinda happened. Well, there goes 3 years of drinking without throwing up.

0 Days without incident

**blackSS01** · 06-17-2009, 12:28 PM

Oh and I'm 5'10" and 150lbs. I am still kinda amazed by the quanity I put down. It was just a good old night with some cards and buddies and next thing I know I polished off a 1 liter and was still going. Maybe I will try for the almost impossible 1.75 liter. I figure if I can polish one of those off, I could be a world record setter

**pajeff02** · 06-17-2009, 12:29 PM

Man up! Pour yourself another Captain.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 06-17-2009, 12:30 PM

Hair of the dog?

**GTP231** · 06-17-2009, 12:31 PM

If it isn't 151 and coke you're wearing a skirt

**blackSS01** · 06-17-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Man up! Pour yourself another Captain.

I am

As we speak I am mixing one. Gotta go canoeing down the river with some buddies in a bit and wanna have a couple. I need these days of enjoyment since I just spent the last 9 days working. Figure its hammer time

**Daniel95** · 06-17-2009, 12:53 PM

I think the record is held by my friend at our beach trip one year in 3 days he drank 4.75 liters of crown royal. thats 1.58 liters a day i think he may have slept 12 hours total that weekend also. I would pass out at like 5 in the morning and wake up at 11 to pee and he'd come stumbling in the room. I remember looking at him he had a drink in his hand and he said " I went to the bar n i was going to order an water but i got this instead" then he would be up and drinking again by the time i was up and moving. it was maddness.

**blackSS01** · 06-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Daniel95

I think the record is held by my friend at our beach trip one year in 3 days he drank 4.75 liters of crown royal. thats 1.58 liters a day i think he may have slept 12 hours total that weekend also. I would pass out at like 5 in the morning and wake up at 11 to pee and he'd come stumbling in the room. I remember looking at him he had a drink in his hand and he said " I went to the bar n i was going to order an water but i got this instead" then he would be up and drinking again by the time i was up and moving. it was maddness.

I am going to attempt to break that record. I will be on later wasted and be ready to be banned

**Sarge** · 06-17-2009, 01:01 PM

Hello.....it's me....your liver......
Payback is a bitch.

**Sarge** · 06-17-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I am going to attempt to break that record. I will be on later wasted and be ready to be banned

Hey Orion....target practice later today!

**cammed goat** · 06-17-2009, 02:21 PM

Oh boy.

*waits for illegible posts later tonight*

**Spaz** · 06-17-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Hello.....it's me....your liver......
Payback is a bitch.

my liver wants a divorce...

**korndawg** · 06-17-2009, 03:36 PM

Captain and Cokes are the devil. Haven't been able to even smell the shit it 10 years. Last time I drank that shit I got some f'in sick. 2 day hangover was zero fun. I stick with redbull/vodka's now.

**0rion** · 06-17-2009, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I don't know why, I don't know how but I am still alive!

From what my memory recalls and what others have told me. I put down around 19 captain and cokes / calco jack and cokes. Warn you, this did not come cheaply as I threw up everywhere after I decided to try to run home

which is a 2 mile jolt

I spent about a hour throwing up which sucks. The main thing was I didn't set out to drink that much, it just kinda happened. Well, there goes 3 years of drinking without throwing up.

0 Days without incident

that's a good warm up....

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Oh and I'm 5'10" and 150lbs. I am still kinda amazed by the quanity I put down. It was just a good old night with some cards and buddies and next thing I know I polished off a 1 liter and was still going. Maybe I will try for the almost impossible 1.75 liter. I figure if I can polish one of those off, I could be a world record setter

I guess at that stature you can't afford to be an angry drunk.

Actually, I've had to beat on more of you small dudes than the bigger guys. What is it with small guys, whiskey, and wanting to fight the biggest guy in the joint?

**Sarge** · 06-17-2009, 04:18 PM

No shit...myself man....them lil drunks pick out the biggest mother fucker at the bar and here they come.....just a waste of everybody's time and good beer gets knocked of the bar....I'll never understand them lil bitty sum bitches...

**cuervo25_1** · 06-17-2009, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

If it isn't 151 and coke you're wearing a skirt

If you mix alcohol with anything non alcoholic you wear skirts, blouses and makeup

The parties I had everyone got the king sized BK cups and we would mix every type of alcohol we had in the house in those cups.The mans Kamikaze we called them. I am shocked I am still alive,have my internal organs,and that they are not rotted out.

when was that " record " set I think I had the record in 2000 when I drank a liter of cuervo1800,a pint of shine and a 12 pack of killians in a few hours. then i had to go to the hospital with a hyper extended elbow.started a wrestling match with one of my friends and we ended up rolling off a 6 foot wall next to the road(elevated yard) I landed in a bad way. The positive side was it was my right elbow. Of course i had to piss like mad when i was in the hospital,seeing that i couldn't use that arm to hold the wang the nurse had to do it(she was hot too,confirmed later when i was sober)

When Dad found out he shows up at my house and told me if you ever drink that much again you better hope you die.If not I will beat you like you never been beat before, God bless southern dads lol

**Mr. Luos** · 06-17-2009, 06:02 PM

Had a few nights that all I can remember is waking up in the backyard.
Mind you...I was drinking at the bar.

**rbob93** · 06-17-2009, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Had a few nights that all I can remember is waking up in the backyard.
Mind you...I was drinking at the bar.

Funny how my car always knew the way home.

**Smittro** · 06-17-2009, 06:14 PM

@ 6'2" 270lbs, I like them little fellers pickin' fights. They make one hell of a frizbee!

**cammed goat** · 06-17-2009, 06:26 PM

Reminds me of when I went to a buds house for New Years. Drank two glasses of JW Green then I THOUGHT I was drinking two glassses of fruit punch. WRONG!!! It was some concoxion(sp) of grenadine, slojin, vodka, whiskey, gin, and I dunno WTF the rest was. Five mins after slamming the two glasses of "fruit punch" the room started to become "distant" and I had to pee. Went to the bathroom and looked at the toilet and "ralphed". Then I had the sh1ts real bad. "Ralphin" and sh1ttin badly. What a way to ring in 2007. My friend knocked on the bathroom door and wished me a happy new year. My response:

"I'M FKKIN DYIN HERE!!!"

So I manage to pull up my pants, and open the bathroom door. My friend and his wife carried me over to the couch in the den where I went black. However, I was the first one up at 0800 and did not have a hangover. My friends gave me this look--->

I will NEVER do that again.