hostel was awful

**Ice Spiral** · 04-29-2006, 05:16 PM

don't buy or rent this stinker, it wasn't even scary.

first half basically a porno flick, the 2nd half is watered down predictable cliche.

i'd bang the italian girl that lived in russia or whatever she said, but that's the only good thing.

Yeah, i'd definately do her without a condom. Avoid the rest of the movie.

**Modulistic** · 04-29-2006, 05:28 PM

what did you not like about it?

**CaptainCaveMan** · 04-29-2006, 05:28 PM

I thought it was pretty good. Much better than any "scary/twisted" movie that has come out in the past 10 years.

**Ice Spiral** · 04-29-2006, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

what did you not like about it?

half of the movie wasn't even scary or bloody, and the other half was muddled and predictable.

and why the hell would you take a train to bulgaria to get gang banged when you could have just stayed and done it legally in amsterdam?

those kids were morons.

**Sarge** · 04-29-2006, 05:44 PM

My wife rented that shit tonight..we made it meebe 45 minutes into the thing....when the gay dumbshit got some holes drilled into him...that is the dumbest movie ever made...well...mebbe Godzilla drives a GTO !! was fairly dumb...I dunno...I'm just a kid...

**Sarge** · 04-29-2006, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

half of the movie wasn't even scary or bloody, and the other half was muddled and predictable.

and why the hell would you take a train to bulgaria to get gang banged when you could have just stayed and done it legally in amsterdam?

those kids were morons.

Dayum Ice Spiral...what's up with all the warnings and shit...been calling dumbasses dumbasses?

**OSU Buckeyes** · 04-29-2006, 06:00 PM

I've heard that it sucks, haven't watched it yet but I bet it wasn't worth the trouble I went through to burn it, at least I didn't have to buy it.

**RainMan** · 04-29-2006, 07:52 PM

Thanx for the info, I'll scratch that one off the list!

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-29-2006, 08:19 PM

Without all the tits and ass the movie would've really blown...the acting sucked and it wasn't even that gory. SAW I and II is definately better...

zleeper z · 04-29-2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

don't buy or rent this stinker, it wasn't even scary.

first half basically a porno flick, the 2nd half is watered down predictable cliche.

i'd bang the italian girl that lived in russia or whatever she said, but that's the only good thing.

Yeah, i'd definately do her without a condom. Avoid the rest of the movie.

This movie was awful. Usually Lion Gate Films has pretty good movies like Saw 1 and 2, Waiting, Lord of War, etc. Most of "Hostel" was about horny kids trying to get some ass. And the last part of the movie was decent (but not good enough to overcome most of the movies crap) I don't know if i was expecting to much for this movie, or what. But I would definitely recommend not wasting your time and money on this film.

Steve-O · 04-30-2006, 02:44 AM

Yeah, Open water was great...

**CaptainCaveMan** · 04-30-2006, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by zleeper z

Usually Lion Gate Films has pretty good movies like Saw 1 and 2

Did you really say "pretty good" and then "saw 1 and 2"? I wanted to stab myself in the eyes with a spoon while i was watching them. The last real good mainstream twisted/gory movie was Seven. All this shit that has come out since (the ring, Saw, Hostel, whatever) have been horrible dissapointments.

It seems most movie makers have forgotten that the story and acting are what makes twisted movies good, not just the blood. I've seen better acting in pornos than i saw in Saw 1. The ring's story was about as fucking stupid as you can get. Hostel could have been really good, if the they could have made the story a little better and maybe gotten some decent actors at least. A second one done right might be really good. It has potential. But it would probably suck.

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-30-2006, 08:58 AM

Hostel sucked. I wish I hadn't wasted my 8 bucks on it when it first hit theaters. The bad acting, the plot(or lack therof), the overly exaggerated gore, just a sucky movie. I don't know if Quentin Tarentino had much of anything to do with it besides putting his name on it, but I tend to stay away from his movies anyway(Resevoir Dogs sucked, Pulp Fiction was okay, the Kill Bill movies are aweful). The previews made this movie look good, but it's not. Basically they took Eurotrip and Saw and spliced them together and made a shitty movie.

I just don't have much to do with movies. It seems like I'm always disappointed when I go to the movies lately. Movies just suck right now, but how many times can you use the same idea for a movie? Everything has been done.

**SexOnWheels** · 04-30-2006, 09:05 AM

Agree with your assessment most of the whole horror genre as been brutal as of late.

Also agree that Seven was the last decent 'horror' flick I have seen even though it is probably more of a mystery/suspense film.

zleeper z · 04-30-2006, 12:57 PM

Saw 1 & 2 were almost amateur films, but most people expected that. They had like a million dollar budget, and three weeks to make it. Having said all that, I thought the Saw films were "pretty good."

Of course not as good as the high dollar films like seven etc. But anyways, different strokes for different folks.

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 04-30-2006, 07:12 PM

Saw it last night and thought it was gay for two reasons:

1) had boobs for the sake of having boobs
2) had gore for the sake of having gore

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-30-2006, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by thatoneguy12986

I don't know if Quentin Tarentino had much of anything to do with it besides putting his name on it, but I tend to stay away from his movies anyway(Resevoir Dogs sucked, Pulp Fiction was okay, the Kill Bill movies are aweful).

Holy shit...Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction were awesome!! The Kill Bill series was ok....i'm not really into chics with swords movies. The part where she was getting whored out when she was in a coma was fuckin funny though

**illcul8troffcr** · 04-30-2006, 09:11 PM

I dunno what you all watched but I just watched hostel last night and liked it .. yes had hot biotches in it.. but at least the storyline was original.. it wasnt meant to be scary it wasnt meant to be gory.. which it achieved .. when the asian girl gets her eye clipped haha you guys can not sit there and say when the puss poured out that wasnt sick haha anyways .. siskel and eibert .. the movie was decent rent it and see for yourself

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-01-2006, 04:53 AM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Holy shit...Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction were awesome!! The Kill Bill series was ok....i'm not really into chics with swords movies. The part where she was getting whored out when she was in a coma was fuckin funny though

I loved kill bill though. Uma Thruman is hot anyway, but when she is going around killing people with a sword...oh hell yeah. I'd pee in her butt.

I thought his other movie Jackie Brown was good also. Mostly because sam jackson kills that dumbass chris tucker. I can't stand that motherfucker.

**thatoneguy12986** · 05-01-2006, 03:46 PM

I must be the odd man out then, I think Quentin Tarentino and his movies suck.

Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

I dunno what you all watched but I just watched hostel last night and liked it .. yes had hot biotches in it.. but at least the storyline was original.. it wasnt meant to be scary it wasnt meant to be gory.. which it achieved .. when the asian girl gets her eye clipped haha you guys can not sit there and say when the puss poured out that wasnt sick haha anyways .. siskel and eibert .. the movie was decent rent it and see for yourself

Yeah, when the puss pours out of the asian chic's eye, yeah it's gross. It's gross for the sake of being gross. There was no storyline, period. Nothing about this movie was original. First half=Eurotrip rip off; Second half=Saw rip off. There were some decent parts, but overall I wish I hadn't wasted my money to go see it in theaters.