Ho Ho Blow Me

**Sarge** · 11-03-2008, 03:33 PM

Went to ChinaMart today. They had their Christmas stuff everywhere and Christmas music playing on the store intercom system. This is bullshit.
Way too early ChinaMart

**Kennedy** · 11-03-2008, 03:35 PM

The older I get, the more I specifically try to buy American produced goods. When that's not possible, I get foreign crap that is sold by local mom-and-pop stores.

**c5z28** · 11-03-2008, 03:36 PM

next up christmas music before thanksgiving

**Nhra Firebird** · 11-03-2008, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kennedy

The older I get, the more I specifically try to buy American produced goods. When that's not possible, I get foreign crap that is sold by local mom-and-pop stores.

how old are you??? I guess when you get sarges age you will be buying american made shit sold in mom and pop stores. lol

**Kennedy** · 11-03-2008, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

how old are you??? I guess when you get sarges age you will be buying american made shit sold in mom and pop stores. lol

I'm fourteen crackers old

**Nhra Firebird** · 11-03-2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Kennedy

I'm fourteen crackers old

graham crackers, saltine crackers, cracker jacks, animal crackers or oyster crackers?

**SouthernBornThriller** · 11-03-2008, 03:48 PM

I work in a grocery store.

Spent most of this weekend building Christmas displays.

**Kennedy** · 11-03-2008, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

graham crackers, saltine crackers, cracker jacks, animal crackers or oyster crackers?

Honky crackers. Dead honky crackers.

**Nhra Firebird** · 11-03-2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

I work in a grocery store.

Spent most of this weekend building Christmas displays.

what all kinds of crackers do you carry?

**Hi-Po** · 11-03-2008, 03:53 PM

X-mas is over rated.

**Nhra Firebird** · 11-03-2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Kennedy

Honky crackers. Dead honky crackers.

you look more like a Whitey cracker type of guy.

**SouthernBornThriller** · 11-03-2008, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

what all kinds of crackers do you carry?

We don't descriminate! We've got fat ones, we've got skinny ones. We've got black ones, we've got white ones. Hell, we'll even do an asian cracker.

**GTP231** · 11-03-2008, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

next up christmas music before thanksgiving

One of the crappy easy listening/pop stations started on November 1st

**KahanaReef** · 11-03-2008, 04:31 PM

I'm hungry... I want a cracker!

**GTP231** · 11-03-2008, 04:33 PM

I've got an urge to go buy some Ritz now

**KahanaReef** · 11-03-2008, 04:38 PM

Yeah, Christmas comes far too early in the stores anymore. I'm just not in the mood for it yet!

**Rob00Taws6** · 11-03-2008, 04:44 PM

I use to work at this place called Bernie's, its a appliance, tv and bedding chain in the north east. My last year there (four years ago) upper management decided to have this BIG sale in July. This sale was called the Christmas in July sale... the whole store was decked out in Christmas shit. Best part is the owner of the store chain is Jewish... thanks for the bastardization of my holiday!

**GTP231** · 11-03-2008, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

Yeah, Christmas comes far too early in the stores anymore. I'm just not in the mood for it yet!

What "it" are ya in the mood for

**Kennedy** · 11-03-2008, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Rob00Taws6

I use to work at this place called Bernie's, its a appliance, tv and bedding chain in the north east. My last year there (four years ago) upper management decided to have this BIG sale in July. This sale was called the Christmas in July sale... the whole store was decked out in Christmas shit. Best part is the owner of the store chain is Jewish... thanks for the bastardization of my holiday!

I like that anecdote, it's funny in a couple of different ways at the same time...

**moesplace** · 11-03-2008, 05:03 PM

It an over commercialized way of selling merchandise for retailers I count the days till it over Just watch Charlie's brown Christmas Yes I do things for my kids