Here is the thread most did not get to see!!

**blackSS01** · 04-25-2009, 07:14 PM

I posted this along time ago in the computer section but I am sure many did not get to view. Here it is in all of its originallity.

I was too pissed and in the heat of the moment destroyed the laptop. I thought everything was going good, until the computer randomly started turning off, not rebooting but shutting down completely which started causing errors to windows. Heres how it went down:

First my favorite laptop made good friends with the concrete wall at mach 1 speed. I should have been a shot putter in the Olympics because it had some force behind it. After two blows from the wall, the sturdy computer had just a broken CD Rom. I then proceeded to punch the screen thus shattering it. (The fucking screen is tough as hell, hurt my hand on it, too bad the rest of the computer wasn't so tough ) After gazing for a moment at the rumble, I decided I wasn't quite through with my little friend. So.... I snapped the screen off the computer via my flying tiger knee. After I was looking at two pieces, I decided the screen had enough and figured the actual computer needed more love. So...... I did a American History X stomp to the keyboard shattering and removing all but a few keys. After that I laughed and then laughed some more, felt good about what I accomplished and did one last toss up to everything I had punch which removed the battery and broke it open in the process.

I know its long but had to explain in great detail. All in all, I had fun and just wish I had a gun and a time machine to go back and kill the first maker of the computer

**Spikito** · 04-25-2009, 07:36 PM

i remember this...it made my day

**blackSS01** · 04-25-2009, 07:39 PM

I do remember your post. I think it said the same exact thing damn near.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-25-2009, 07:57 PM

An honorable death...mine will meet the same fate someday

**zero_proto** · 04-25-2009, 07:57 PM

i need to do that to my ps3 and street fighter IV

**blackSS01** · 04-25-2009, 08:00 PM

OHHH MY GODDD!! I just tried to turn that laptop on since it is still at the apartment in case I need to take out more anger, and the fucker still turns on!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Tough little sucker. I heard the disk drive and internals trying to fire up.

**levityinc3** · 04-25-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

OHHH MY GODDD!! I just tried to turn that laptop on since it is still at the apartment in case I need to take out more anger, and the fucker still turns on!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Tough little sucker. I heard the disk drive and internals trying to fire up.

Kill it!

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

OHHH MY GODDD!! I just tried to turn that laptop on since it is still at the apartment in case I need to take out more anger, and the fucker still turns on!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Tough little sucker. I heard the disk drive and internals trying to fire up.

make sweet love to it and then never call it again

**totalkos** · 04-26-2009, 12:23 AM

ZOMBIIEEE! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your computer, even turned your THREAD into a zombie!

***doberman 152*** · 04-26-2009, 04:13 AM

Are you better now?

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-26-2009, 07:59 AM

does it blend?

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-26-2009, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

OHHH MY GODDD!! I just tried to turn that laptop on since it is still at the apartment in case I need to take out more anger, and the fucker still turns on!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Tough little sucker. I heard the disk drive and internals trying to fire up.

dude you suck at breaking shit