Help ZBoner get this babe

**third_shift|studios** · 02-06-2006, 06:43 AM

the one in question is the blonde on the left

so zboner made a move on this babe at the bar last weekend. He said that he won't buy her a drink unless she gives him her number...she agreed to it, and gave him the # and even went as far to add him to her "facebook" (myspace for college). She told him to call her the next day and they would hang this week. He got her voicemail and now he's all worried that she doesn't wanna hang.

So lets all give boner some tips on how to land this babe.

I think his first mistake was calling her so soon-sorry holmes, shoulda waited atleast 2 days.

**t/as&dds** · 02-06-2006, 06:58 AM

Send her pictures of your meat. That'll hook her... chicks love that.

**gettin sideways** · 02-06-2006, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by t/as&dds

Send her pictures of your meat. That'll hook her... chicks love that.

thats the best reply ive ever heard

try it zboner, it will work for sure

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 02-06-2006, 07:04 AM

Don't call again, make her call him.

**HASTINGSRJ** · 02-06-2006, 07:13 AM

you dont want to seem too desperate Boner...dont call her.....

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 07:39 AM

Bro you called her WAYYYYY too soon... Makes you seem desperate...."do you like her??? yea then you definatly dont wanna call her...when's the next olimpics?"

Gotta reel em in first, let em sweat for a bit like trying to say you need me more then i need you then you drop em a line...

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 07:39 AM

Bro you called her WAYYYYY too soon... Makes you seem desperate...."do you like her??? yea then you definatly dont wanna call her...when's the next olympics?"

Gotta reel em in first, let em sweat for a bit like trying to say you need me more then i need you then you drop em a line...

**third_shift|studios** · 02-06-2006, 08:03 AM

the shitty thing is i never agreed with that until now. b/c all girls think that you're not gonna call the next day so if you do you must be weird. I always hated that.

**third_shift|studios** · 02-06-2006, 08:04 AM

anyway, we all know he called to early-so what should he say now...c'mon smooth opperators, help him out.

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 08:08 AM

Well he could put a reason behind why he called so eairly.... Could b something time sensitive like " sorry i called so soon, i dont want to seem desperate but i have a pair of tickets to a concert and would like to know if you wanted to go?" something like that would definatly score some BIG points, plus removed the desperate look from the eairly call and now maked the call look sweet and thoughtful and bitches luv that because 1/2 of girls you meet have been out with all assholes and wish "why cant i find a nice guy" so now your showing her the nice guy then you can be nasty when you fuk her brains out

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 08:12 AM

Dont listen to these guys Zboner....they aint been laid since Bill Clinton was President....
You like her...your intrested aint a damn thing wrong with calling her......Be yourself.....dont try and be "cool" and shit....girls can pick up on that shit in a minute....
Go get 'em kid.....by the way...I got some good pics of her nekkid....you want I post em up?

**third_shift|studios** · 02-06-2006, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD

Well he could put a reason behind why he called so eairly.... Could b something time sensitive like " sorry i called so soon, i dont want to seem desperate but i have a pair of tickets to a concert and would like to know if you wanted to go?" something like that would definatly score some BIG points, plus removed the desperate look from the eairly call and now maked the call look sweet and thoughtful and bitches luv that because 1/2 of girls you meet have been out with all assholes and wish "why cant i find a nice guy" so now your showing her the nice guy then you can be nasty when you fuk her brains out

that's retarded...well, atleast the part where he should say "i don't want to seem desperate" i mean, talk about spilling the beans!

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by dipherentdesign

that's retarded...well, atleast the part where he should say "i don't want to seem desperate" i mean, talk about spilling the beans!

LOL i'm not telling him to say that

i put that in there so it doesnt appear that he is.....I shoulda sub-captioned DONT SAY THIS!

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 08:36 AM

Shit i just read the way i wrote it andi meant to put you dont...god i need to go back to 4th grade

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 08:37 AM

Tough morning man? I just aint into today myself....fucking with the GTO....cannot focus on "work"....Zboner should just show up nekkid with flowers and say Fuck Me please.....

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Tough morning man? I just aint into today myself....fucking with the GTO....cannot focus on "work"....Zboner should just show up nekkid with flowers and say Fuck Me please.....

Yea i think the chick would really enjoy that one!!!

Yea this morning blows, attempting to put the engine back together on the WS6 after putting the cam in and i've been up since 8 doing it... Just wanna get it done and over with plus not to mention i have a long shift to work tonight....Just one of thoes days huh..

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 08:44 AM

I hear ya man.....sometimes I just feel like buying a Ford Explorer and just use it to drive....fuck all this modding/drag racing bullshit.....then I open my eyes and I'm alive

**NeeD4SpeeD** · 02-06-2006, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I hear ya man.....sometimes I just feel like buying a Ford Explorer and just use it to drive....fuck all this modding/drag racing bullshit.....then I open my eyes and I'm alive

You got that right... I dunno just something about lifing the wheels off the ground that wakes my entire body up!

Would be easy to just drive something simple and not worry about modding....but then again that wouldn't be me !

**third_shift|studios** · 02-06-2006, 09:00 AM

fucking thread robbers....leave it to sarge to turn anything to car talk.

**Motrv8d Steve** · 02-06-2006, 09:00 AM

so many games we play...
like Sarge said, if you like her, she likes you, just call her.
if there's sparks, there's sparks and it will lead to what's next...

and if not, then screw it and move on...