Help for Shy People

[Shpoone]

Repost? Too bad, new to me, maybe to others.

Subject: Help for Shy People!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

[gettin sideways]

hmmm maybe i should try it?

[ss~zoso~ss]

"have another shot of courage, wonder why the right words never come, you just get none"

Tequila Sunrise ~The Eagles

[502ci]

When I was younger I never met a girl while I was comepletely sober . It did and still works for alot of people.

[odinsonthor]

When I was younger I never met a girl while I was comepletely sober . It did and still works for alot of people.

Thats because they are drunks too.

[odinsonthor]

Repost? Too bad, new to me, maybe to others.

Subject: Help for Shy People!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Drinking just causes more problems.

[skar]

Drinking the cause and cure for all life's problems
Quit drinking nobody likes a quitter.

[odinsonthor]

[QUOTE=skar]Drinking the cause and cure for all life's problems
Quit drinking nobody likes a quitter.

AAA

[Sarge]

If life hands you lemons.....




Pass the tequila and salt.

[odinsonthor]

If life hands you lemons.....




Pass the tequila and salt.

If u need to pik up a female, just walk over to her and say hi. All she can say is yes or no.
If u are drunk and she says no..u are just going to be a crying drunk.

[john]

[small print] side effects include headaches, nausea, feelings of remorse ("I'll never drink that crap again") and encounters with fat chicks [/small print]

[Zboner]

[quote=odinsonthor]

Drinking the cause and cure for all life's problems
Quit drinking nobody likes a quitter.

AAA

i once downed a 5th of jim beam at a AAA meeting

[toneloc60]

If u need to pik up a female, just walk over to her and say hi. All she can say is yes or no.
If u are drunk and she says no..u are just going to be a crying drunk.

from the sounds of your replies I'm left wondering something....

Just where exactly are you in the 12 step program???

[odinsonthor]

from the sounds of your replies I'm left wondering something....

Just where exactly are you in the 12 step program???

Sorry friend...I don't drink...never have.
I don't need liquor to gain confidence.....in fact liquor confidence is a false since of security.

Try being an upstanding, down to earth person. People like that better than a intoxicated person.

[Zboner]

never hurts to go have a few drinks and have fun now, i do it every weekend

[toneloc60]

yeah, but upstanding down to earth people may like YOU better when they're intoxicated.

[odinsonthor]

yeah, but upstanding down to earth people may like YOU better when they're intoxicated.

Yea..so they can take the woman u want!!!

[Motrv8d Steve]

Repost? Too bad, new to me, maybe to others.

Subject: Help for Shy People!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

that was great...did you write that?

I've had my bouts with tequila. That and Sake are the two alcoholic drinks that will sneak up on me the worst.
I've been sitting at restaurants before, or at a party and having a great time with family and friends, having a few margaritas or shots of tequila and before I know it, yow, it's tee many martoonies time. The room starts to spin, or I get woozy or worse...

[FuxOnTheFirstDate]

Weed or shrooms would be better, no hangover with those. Of course, they are illegal so you may want to be cautious, lol.

[CaptainCaveMan]

i once downed a 5th of jim beam at a AAA meeting

It would be even funnier if you would have done it at an AA meeting.