Help!

**Sarge** · 04-28-2009, 03:40 AM

Something is wrong with the GTO. She wont crank over and I have some oil under the car. I found these holes in the side where I think some of the oil may have came out.

I think mebbe I can JB weld that right up? But I took the heads off and found one of my flat up and down thingies had also came apart.

Do you guys think I can just take those pieces of metal out and put it back together? Do I need all my up and down thingies? Wouldn't I get better gas mileage with only 7 up and down thingies?
I went ahead and took off the intake doohickey and found what I think is the left over thing a ma jig pieces.

Should I run a thicker oil now?

**ccusum** · 04-28-2009, 04:00 AM

Ouch!!! that sucks!

**irishpenguin13** · 04-28-2009, 04:02 AM

lemme fix that with some duct tape and paper clips...

**astyles** · 04-28-2009, 04:02 AM

a little duct tape and bailing wire and she will be as good as new.....maybe better!......btw sorry to see that

**FasstChevys** · 04-28-2009, 04:10 AM

the date on the one pic is from 2006 ..........and it isn't April fool's day.....

I call

, and that you're making fun of someone?

With all of that being said, I don't know that I've seen a piston that destroyed........although I have seen one with the skirt completely blown off of it

**zmg00camaross** · 04-28-2009, 04:20 AM

See sarge should have used amsoil instead of schaffers LOL you should get UOA on this see if there any wear metals. But I agree your make fun of someone or all retards idk

**Sarge** · 04-28-2009, 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by FasstChevys

the date on the one pic is from 2006 ..........and it isn't April fool's day.....

I call

, and that you're making fun of someone?

With all of that being said, I don't know that I've seen a piston that destroyed........although I have seen one with the skirt completely blown off of it

I tried Ethanol

**Smkn_TA** · 04-28-2009, 05:10 AM

Hmm, have you tried pumping the gas pedal before you crank it over?

**third_shift|studios** · 04-28-2009, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I tried Ethanol

i just facebooked that shit....hilarious!

**rbob93** · 04-28-2009, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I tried Ethanol

I smoked that shit before too.....

**Sarge** · 04-28-2009, 06:00 AM

Nah...on another forum (this is no shit) a guy posted to me...
"I have a loud knocking/no power and oil leaking out the engine from a couple of spots. I'm broke right now and cannot afford the repairs the mechanic tells me is a new engine. Can I pour some Lucas Oil Stabilizer in it and keep it on the road for a few more months you think?"
The pics are from a nitrous motor I had in the GTO 3 years ago before the Stroker Motor

**transamprincess98** · 04-28-2009, 06:49 AM

Now what was that about buying American

**Sarge** · 04-28-2009, 06:49 AM

It was a volvo forum.

**transamprincess98** · 04-28-2009, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

It was a volvo forum.

We all know Volvo just has phantom electrical/sensor crap and doesn't make enough HP to do that

**transamprincess98** · 04-28-2009, 06:52 AM

I just need a bigger turbo..... Maybe my Volvo is jealous it's the only stock car I have

**FasstChevys** · 04-28-2009, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

The pics are from a nitrous motor I had in the GTO 3 years ago before the Stroker Motor

dayum

**Sarge** · 04-28-2009, 07:19 AM

we was "playing"

**Sarge** · 04-28-2009, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I just need a bigger turbo..... Maybe my Volvo is jealous it's the only stock car I have

Hush child. Hey there is another lesbian on here now. Mebbe you guys can hook up. Together. Slide around on each other or whatever it is you Lesbo's do. Here she/it/he is.
http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112348

**irishpenguin13** · 04-28-2009, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Hush child. Hey there is another lesbian on here now. Mebbe you guys can hook up. Together. Slide around on each other or whatever it is you Lesbo's do. Here she/it/he is.
http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112348

hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! i knew that would come up somewhere else!!!