Have you ever had this happen?(guys only)

**JoshieDoom** · 08-09-2008, 03:49 AM

I was taking a piss about two night ago on the porch and I didnt want to unzip everything so I just undid the button and "pulled it out"

As I was pissing I noticed something felt wierd... I started looking around and it looked like one of my balls had DISAFUCKINGPEARED!.. I was like WTF and started the immediate search. It had kinda popped downish-upish and the base of my wang and was hiding there. All tucked away..

I guess your shouldnt pull your junk out to piss in the yard at 2 in the morning

**Y2K_CAMARO** · 08-09-2008, 03:53 AM

Cant say it has

**Sarge** · 08-09-2008, 04:01 AM

No....my balls dropped when I was about 8 or 9.

**Tman** · 08-09-2008, 04:29 AM

Nope...never noticed

***doberman 152*** · 08-09-2008, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

No....my balls dropped when I was about 8 or 9.

**4thtimes charm** · 08-09-2008, 06:05 AM

i dont think i would have admitted this happened

**third_shift|studios** · 08-09-2008, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

No....my balls dropped when I was about 8 or 9.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

that made clicking on this thread worth it.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 08-09-2008, 06:34 AM

.....

Seriously,

**doozjamann** · 08-09-2008, 06:51 AM

Some things should not be discussed in the auto forum.

This is a private matter and I'm sure there is an 800 number for this kind of incident.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 08-09-2008, 06:54 AM

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 08-09-2008, 07:02 AM

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-09-2008, 07:32 AM

**Nhra Firebird** · 08-09-2008, 07:40 AM

I am pretty sure tap had it happen to her a few times.

**LS1FirehawkWS6** · 08-09-2008, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

I am pretty sure tap had it happen to her a few times.

LoL, this thread has some serious potential. I've never mis-placed one of my man marbles, but there's a first time for everything.

**doozjamann** · 08-09-2008, 01:17 PM

**Kennedy** · 08-09-2008, 01:44 PM

Oriental fighters used to train themselves from puberty to tuck not one both both of God's Golden Orbs up in the cavity they descended from. It allowed them to weather otherwise completely decimating kicks to that area in hand-to-hand combat.

It must be true, I read it in a James Bond novel.