Happy Steak and BJ Day!

**The Scientist** · 03-14-2007, 01:44 PM

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

**SexOnWheels** · 03-14-2007, 01:49 PM

Oldie but but a goodie!

Who will be celebrating this today?

I know if all goes right I will be!

**GOT1GOAT** · 03-14-2007, 02:48 PM

I showed the wife this post and she is currently preparing phase one of this newfound holiday (funny but steak was on the menu for tonight anyway) and said "Sure honey" for phase two.
I will be sure to put it on next year's calender and put it into her aol alerts.

**pecha** · 03-14-2007, 03:41 PM

She still has to buy me steak.

**Modulistic** · 03-14-2007, 03:55 PM

im looking forward to "steak and leave me alone one night so i can sleep" day. what day is that?

**bene** · 03-14-2007, 03:55 PM

I'm not getting any response from my wife though... She thinks she's getting the steak and the BJ.

**Kmcrlyn** · 03-14-2007, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

im looking forward to "steak and leave me alone one night so i can sleep" day. what day is that?

HEY

I left you alone last night. you looked like hammered shit... you know, cause you're sick. so i took pity on you.

**tonyjnjz** · 03-14-2007, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by GOT1GOAT

I showed the wife this post and she is currently preparing phase one of this newfound holiday (funny but steak was on the menu for tonight anyway) and said "Sure honey" for phase two.
I will be sure to put it on next year's calender and put it into her aol alerts.

50 and still gettin his knob polished....congrats!!

**Firebug** · 03-14-2007, 04:55 PM

It will end up costing me more than Valentines did...

**Spaz** · 03-14-2007, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Kmcrlyn

HEY

I left you alone last night. you looked like hammered shit... you know, cause you're sick. so i took pity on you.

GET 'EM!!! show him what not left alone is!!!

(mods! i got you on the reveresed physcology...)

**eronswife** · 03-14-2007, 05:05 PM

I love him but, he is not getting a steak tonight

**Zapper2003** · 03-14-2007, 05:23 PM

www.steakandbjday.com

I wanted to post this last night, but didn't! Dammit!

**third_shift|studios** · 03-15-2007, 05:57 AM

Hahahahhahahah Lol @ "semenx"

**SleeperC5** · 03-15-2007, 06:03 AM

Originally Posted by Kmcrlyn

HEY

I left you alone last night. you looked like hammered shit... you know, cause you're sick. so i took pity on you.

uh oh..... someones in trouble !!!

**SexOnWheels** · 03-15-2007, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Firebug

It will end up costing me more than Valentines did...

Hey this is our (men's) Valentines day!

Happy to report the celebration went off without a hitch.

Note: no throat yogurt was spilled/wasted in making this holiday a success!