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    Haha Jehovah's Witnesses

    not 5 seconds ago, someone knocked at the door.

    I'm home sick today, and I feel like pure crap.

    anyway I'm sure they heard me, I was all loud going through the house.

    "who the fuck is bothering me, I told everyone I'm sick why can't people just leave me alone so I get better?!?!?!?!"

    I open the door, and these two girls in there 20's are at the door, I was thinking. Are they here to see Sara(girlfriend)
    Then, I saw the pamphlets. One girl goes, "Are you okay?"
    I told her "I'm sick, I was in the back, that's why it took my 5 minutes to answer the door"


    "Oh well, we had spoken to Sara but I guess we'll just come back later."

    Then I just closed the door in their faces.


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    bad move, should have gone for the religous porn score!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibanez7 View Post
    bad move, should have gone for the religous porn score!!!
    they piss me off anyway, and only one is cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibanez7 View Post
    bad move, should have gone for the religous porn score!!!
    his illness is getting the better of his judgement. He should've done like they do on the Twix time-out commercials, and after answering the door, posted "what do I do" on ls1.com, then finished interacting with the girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    his illness is getting the better of his judgement. He should've done like they do on the Twix time-out commercials, and after answering the door, posted "what do I do" on ls1.com, then finished interacting with the girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy View Post
    I have a buddy who is jehova witness, and if you knew anything about that religon it blows balls, he hates it but he cant quit for certain reason as his family has to disown him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy View Post
    not 5 seconds ago, someone knocked at the door.

    I'm home sick today, and I feel like pure crap.

    anyway I'm sure they heard me, I was all loud going through the house.

    "who the fuck is bothering me, I told everyone I'm sick why can't people just leave me alone so I get better?!?!?!?!"

    I open the door, and these two girls in there 20's are at the door, I was thinking. Are they here to see Sara(girlfriend)
    Then, I saw the pamphlets. One girl goes, "Are you okay?"
    I told her "I'm sick, I was in the back, that's why it took my 5 minutes to answer the door"


    "Oh well, we had spoken to Sara but I guess we'll just come back later."

    Then I just closed the door in their faces.

    always got these people when i was in plano(dallas area) me and my cousin would terrorise them to no end

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehawk2000 View Post
    I have a buddy who is jehova witness, and if you knew anything about that religon it blows balls, he hates it but he cant quit for certain reason as his family has to disown him.
    I hear the older generations are serious as shit about it.

    that sucks for your friend tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy View Post
    I hear the older generations are serious as shit about it.

    that sucks for your friend tho
    never really met any of the older gens but he is a pretty cool guy actually he is not like the stereotypical jahova. I remember him telling me some shit about it and its so fucking retarded, like you have to marry in the religion or if you marry out of it that person has to become one, if you move the church you goto will find one in the area that you are moving to and they will find out if you go or not. It is crazy

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    i would have answered the door naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike97dakota View Post
    i would have answered the door naked
    and get public indecency way to go!!!

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    In 90' they came up into the barracks (not suppose too) on a week end. 3 guy's knocked on my door, I answered wearing a Slayer "Reign in Blood" concert t-shirt. At first they start their speech, then my shirt catches their attention. Then it became their mission to try to "save' my soul. I informed them they are violating post regs and then told them to before I call the MP's. Closed door on their faces and turned Slayer up. Before they left they stuff so much of their crap under my door it almost got jammed.

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    There were 4-5 super hot jehovahs at my school back in the day. I dated one and til this day I have yet to day a girl as hot. Her dad didn't allow her to date me, being catholic, but she snuck out to see me. The ones I knew, wow! I wanted the one in the worse way along with the rest of the school and she married the biggest jehovah dork I have ever saw. Ones on fb now and shes hotter than ever. I knew I should have converted! But they had their meetings 2-3 times a week for hours, screw that! One I graduated knocked at my door with a pamplet a few months back, my dog jumped on the door, a big lab/shepherd mix, she couldn't leave fast enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehawk2000 View Post
    and get public indecency way to go!!!
    not when youre in your own home

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    I find the Jehova's Witness brand of proselytizing particularly annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    not when youre in your own home
    doesnt matter, you can get arrested for opening your door naked because your exposing yourself, remember that I know someone that happend to but he had a towel wrapped around him and got arrested for it when the person called the cops.

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