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    Thumbs down Guys, I really disappointed myself (failure)(long)

    So on Saturday my roommates sister comes to our town from home with one of her friends. The three of them (roommate/sister/friend) walk in as I'm making a meal in the kitchen. I've just come back from a run, so my shirt is soaked with sweat and I probably smell like piece of shit. They say hi, her friend introduces herself to me etc etc. I get on with doing stuff, eat my meal, start cleaning up my room, do laundry (Which takes fucking all day because my dryer is a faggot and takes 6 cycles to dry a single load), take a shower, get changed, etc. Just normal bullshit.

    Little background on these two girls: High school seniors, both attractive, two of the most popular at their school, drive BMWs, etc., you know the types. And it should go without saying that my roommates sister is out of the question for me.

    Later on, I go to chill with them. We watch the end of the Alabama/Florida game, have a laugh at Tebow's expense (What do you expect, Georgia fans), and smoke and start drinking some beers. This girl (not the sister) is super into me. It kind of catches me off guard, because, although I generally don't have too much trouble with females, I usually have to put some sort of effort in, spit some game, etc. But here I am, sitting on a bed, with my unshaven face, wearing an old polo and basketball shorts, and there she is, giggling like a little school girl, creeping on me, taking photos of me, whatever.

    This girl is cute. lyke rly. Dark hair, skinny, tall (tall to me at least, like 5'8" or so), dark rimmed glasses (I find this super attractive, dunno why), and, as I found out later from someone else, she has fake tits apparently, which in reflection, made sense.


    Here's where my decision-making takes a fucking nose dive into the abyss. After over an hour of this girl giving me non-stop IOI's without me even doing anything to deserve them, the original plans for the night for my roommate and I come to light: going to the bars. These two girls, being in high school still, have fakes that will only get them laughed at by every doorman in the town. So here comes the crossroads where "You are a God" street intersects with "Fucking epic failure" avenue. They invite us elsewhere in the town, to some party at a nearby with their friends where obviously their age won't matter. My roommate doesn't care what we do either way. I'm the one that says, "Fuck that, lets go downtown and buy overpriced drinks while still having to stay sober enough to drive home." Not exactly what I said, but I'm sure you catch my drift.

    I could see the disappointment in her face. It's like her emotions were trying to rip out of her body and smack me in the face.

    And then we left for the bars.

    Yep. Fuck me.


    It gets better. Why do we go downtown? To meet up with friends. Three girls as a matter of fact. None nearly as attractive as the two mentioned above, and one that apparently really likes me. That's cool and all except for the fact that not only is she the type that spends 90% of her time on her blackberrycellphonePDA pos (Can't stand that shit), she's also a big animal activist. Now don't get me wrong. I'm all for animal rights and whatever, and would kick the shit out of anyone hurting an animal out of maliciousness or for fun, but this girl is the type that became a vegetarian, and even left a party once to look for a cat that had been missing for about 3 weeks already. Yeah, pretty much batshit.

    I get a couple beers in me and I end up dirty dancing with the girl I described above. We eventually leave, and I drive us home. Two of the girls (including crazy) ditch their DD (the third girl) and ride with us. Crazy wants to go get something to eat (hint, hint) but I don't want to put up with her shit anymore so I just drop her off and we go back to our place.

    Sister & friend get back to our place at almost the same time we do. They changed into whatever they were gonna sleep in, and asked where they were going to sleep. My roommate told them in our other roommates bedroom since he's out of town for the weekend. That roommate, being a drug dealer, the guys room reflects that, and thus they vehemently denied that proposition. We're in the living room just talking so they curl up on the couch with blankets during conversation with us, with his sister continuously asking to use his bed. He laughs at her while her friend is gazing longingly at me.

    Eventually my roommate and I go to sleep.

    I sleep in my bed alone, with the bedroom door locked.

    I really took advantage of that situation, amirite?





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    You forgot to start this story off with, 'So this one...". Shame on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    You forgot to start this story off with, 'So this one...". Shame on you.
    I'm not making that mistake again

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    Well, you did start it off with 'So'.

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    I'm not making that mistake again

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    Well, you did start it off with 'So'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post

    Eventually my roommate and I go to sleep.

    I sleep in my bed alone, with the bedroom door locked.

    I really took advantage of that situation, amirite?





    Dude it's like you made sure you failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Dude it's like you made sure you failed.
    No joke. wtf is wrong with me.

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    Move on with life or you will miss another chance thinking about this one. Corny, but it seems right to me.

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    I'll commend you for not taking an easy one. Highschool at that. DOn't know her age but we gotta be carefull wit that shit. Those young ones get on that fatal attraction shit real quick. Next thing ya know your in handcuffs.

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    should have bought a maytag

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    Move on with life or you will miss another chance thinking about this one. Corny, but it seems right to me.
    No worries, not dwelling on it, thought you guys would enjoy hearing about my faults
    Quote Originally Posted by knightryda01 View Post
    I'll commend you for not taking an easy one. Highschool at that. DOn't know her age but we gotta be carefull wit that shit. Those young ones get on that fatal attraction shit real quick. Next thing ya know your in handcuffs.
    She's 18, which, makes zero difference at this point You are right though, and my roommates sister is still 17.
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    should have bought a maytag
    I love posts like these, make me lol every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by knightryda01 View Post
    I'll commend you for not taking an easy one. Highschool at that. DOn't know her age but we gotta be carefull wit that shit. Those young ones get on that fatal attraction shit real quick. Next thing ya know your in handcuffs.
    +1000, I don't think you failed at all. She is underage and super dangerous to the rest of your life. Don't want to be on a list, I can see it now:

    IROC: Hi, I'm your new neighbor
    Neighbor: Hi IROC
    IROC: I should mention, since it is the law........I am a sexual........
    Neighbor: DOOR SLAM!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    +1000, I don't think you failed at all. She is underage and super dangerous to the rest of your life. Don't want to be on a list, I can see it now:

    IROC: Hi, I'm your new neighbor
    Neighbor: Hi IROC
    IROC: I should mention, since it is the law........I am a sexual........
    Neighbor: DOOR SLAM!!!
    See above post

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    DAMN!!! ^ Didn't see that when I posted

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    Don't worry, you will get another chance with her! I can see it in the near future

    EDIT: Then beat that pussy up

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    You should have told her if she could install a new heating element in your dryer you would go to her little shindig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    Don't worry, you will get another chance with her! I can see it in the near future

    EDIT: Then beat that pussy up
    That would be nice
    Quote Originally Posted by ARM5280 View Post
    You should have told her if she could install a new heating element in your dryer you would go to her little shindig.




    But seriously, it gets hot enough. I think the outlet must be blocked or something. I'll give it a few more tries before I report it to maintenance.

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    do you clean the lint trap after every time you use it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian H Drifer View Post
    do you clean the lint trap after every time you use it?
    Yep, clean as a whistle every time.

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    Is it bad that we are more worried about your dryer?

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