To the guy who's afraid of spiders...

**Zapper2003** · 08-23-2008, 12:34 PM

Mine's bigger than yours..

This big, ugly, aggressive sombish was divebombing me as I was coming out of my carport. I first noticed some white goo that landed on my arm (consisency of wet paint) so I started looking around and saw that mofo dangling in front of my face, so i quick wrapped his web up in a stick and brought him to the porch for some examination and a death sentence.

No idea what kind of spider it is, I just feel it needed to die after lubricating my arm with whatever that goo was.

**Benner** · 08-23-2008, 12:45 PM

Yeah I think you beat me in size but my big bastard was trying to eat my belly button

**blackSS01** · 08-23-2008, 12:52 PM

KILL THAT FUCKER. People can call me a little bitch but I am very afraid of the fucking creepy things. I never let one live once I see it, unless its at work, I see millions and they stay away so I just dodge the shit out of them. It would SERIOUSLY take me a good 40 hrs or so, to kill all the ones I see in low income housing.

**hamburger68** · 08-23-2008, 02:09 PM

last wednesday i had two tarantulas on my hand, awesome experience!
the pic is from my phone, but you get the idea. her name is poldi:

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 08-23-2008, 06:58 PM

^^^Thats just wrong..

**Stone** · 08-23-2008, 07:13 PM

I can tell you that i used to be an MMA fighter and all that shit and i am the biggest PUSSY when it comes to spiders......I HATE them!!!!!!! Im about to post a couple pics of a GIANT ass water spider my GF pointed out at our camp.

**Stone** · 08-23-2008, 07:14 PM

Here he is....hes on a 2X12!!!! He had to be about 4-5in around!!!!! Sorry pics are kinda bad...taken from my BlackBerry

**Shermanator86** · 08-23-2008, 07:17 PM

I HATE spiders! we have some big nasty fuckers in the basement, i'm going to go on a lil safari and see if i can get some pics, might be hard cause they hate the light and run away when it comes on but they've scared the shit out of me more then once when i'ved walked into a room fliped on the light and a big ol hairy bastard is just looking at ya

**hamburger68** · 08-24-2008, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

^^^Thats just wrong..

actually they are really fluffy and move slowly, the animal trainer who brought them said he'd never been bitten by one. he took it out of the box several times and it still was totally relaxed.