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    Guy whittled his thumbs to use iPhone

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    what a god damn fool.....

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    What an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecorrectformula View Post
    What an idiot

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    I wonder if his girlfriend was pissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbrownin View Post
    I wonder if his girlfriend was pissed.
    he still has the other fingers. how often do u use ur thumbs instead of other fingers?

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    I've never used my thumbs in a sexual situation.... maybe I'm doing somthing wrong?

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    if ur doin her doggy and wanna get her ready for anal u can use ur thumbs. or in missionary position u can stimulate the clit with ur thumbs. thats about it... i dont see why thumb size matters lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzed View Post
    I've never used my thumbs in a sexual situation.... maybe I'm doing somthing wrong?
    Youve never down the bowling ball in the ass then have you?

    Step one, place four non-thumb fingers on ass cheek.

    Step two, insert thumb midway into butt.

    Step three, pick her up

    Step four, throw her down the hallway at the pyramid of beer cans you worked so hard at, and try to bowl a strike.




    As of september Fourth, 12:17 am, that is the only known use for a thumb in a sexual encounter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Youve never down the bowling ball in the ass then have you?

    Step one, place four non-thumb fingers on ass cheek.

    Step two, insert thumb midway into butt.

    Step three, pick her up

    Step four, throw her down the hallway at the pyramid of beer cans you worked so hard at, and try to bowl a strike.




    As of september Fourth, 12:17 am, that is the only known use for a thumb in a sexual encounter



    BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!


    EDIT: Post failure....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Youve never down the bowling ball in the ass then have you?

    Step one, place four non-thumb fingers on ass cheek.

    Step two, insert thumb midway into butt.

    Step three, pick her up

    Step four, throw her down the hallway at the pyramid of beer cans you worked so hard at, and try to bowl a strike.




    As of september Fourth, 12:17 am, that is the only known use for a thumb in a sexual encounter



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Youve never down the bowling ball in the ass then have you?

    Step one, place four non-thumb fingers on ass cheek.

    Step two, insert thumb midway into butt.

    Step three, pick her up

    Step four, throw her down the hallway at the pyramid of beer cans you worked so hard at, and try to bowl a strike.




    As of september Fourth, 12:17 am, that is the only known use for a thumb in a sexual encounter

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    It just goes to show you that people are so stupid now-a-days, that no one here would really be suprised if it DID happen

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    I wonder if after showing his girlfriend, she said to him, "Wow, that's really awesome! Now why don't you get the rest of your fat ass whittled as well?"

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    lol

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    the iphone doesnt even have a camera... someone point me in a direction of a cooler phone than the iphone... are the new blackberries better? i broke my 4th chocolate and just wanna buy somethin real nice, and was thinking Iphone, but its too overrated. whats better than that? price really doesnt matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATCharming View Post
    the iphone doesnt even have a camera... someone point me in a direction of a cooler phone than the iphone... are the new blackberries better? i broke my 4th chocolate and just wanna buy somethin real nice, and was thinking Iphone, but its too overrated. whats better than that? price really doesnt matter
    read this

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

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    yea i saw that lol. i cant really find that phone anywhere yet

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    my cell doesn't have a cam or games or anything, I call people on it..... lol

    now my work phone had that shit where you can watch tv on it... but they got rid of that so...

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