Guy wants to be a pornstar.

**bigrondownhiller** · 06-06-2011, 02:51 PM

**024mula** · 06-06-2011, 03:19 PM

Is he high on something or just stupid?

**Zapper2003** · 06-06-2011, 05:50 PM

The worst part is someone will probably put him in one.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 06-06-2011, 06:21 PM

Holy fuck

This guy lives 20 minutes from me

**02ragtop t/a** · 06-06-2011, 06:45 PM

Did anyone else notice it: If you drink a case of beer, then kinda squint your eyes shut about 65%, and turn your head slightly to the left, he kinda looks like Spaz!

( LOL... j/k Spaz )

**TLS_Addict** · 06-06-2011, 06:56 PM

I am looking for a job, perhaps I should do this....

**35th-ANV-SS** · 06-06-2011, 06:58 PM

Won't hurt...all they can say is "no"

**TLS_Addict** · 06-06-2011, 07:15 PM

My luck is it would just be guy on guy, midget, and salad dressing everywhere.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 06-06-2011, 07:18 PM

Still finds it funny this guy lives in Lowell, IN...which is right down the interstate from me.

**TLS_Addict** · 06-06-2011, 07:21 PM

Hrm, maybe you guys have met in the grocery store, frozen food section, looking at those dinosaur chicken nuggets....shit, gave myself away huh?

**67CamaroRSSS** · 06-06-2011, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

My luck is it would just be guy on guy, midget, and salad dressing everywhere.

Worse luck if the midget has a bigger dick than you do...

**35th-ANV-SS** · 06-06-2011, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Worse luck if the midget has a bigger dick than you do...

**TLS_Addict** · 06-06-2011, 07:25 PM

No doubt.........they would have to call him tri-pod.

**suede** · 06-06-2011, 09:14 PM

quit making fun of me ya assholes.....

**310stanger** · 06-07-2011, 02:09 PM

The pure comedic value of that guy trying to fuck a pornstar would be fucking hilarious. Although I'd be shocked if he could even get hard in front of a camera and 20 people behind it.

Everybody thinks they wanna be a pornstar, but do you think you can do your thing in that sort of situation and be able to get your dick hard and keep it hard for hours? Those porn dudes take lots of viagra and i think get injected with something in their wang where that fucker doesnt go down, but even then they fuck so many bitches I'd be surprised if its even fun for them anymore.

**krese** · 06-07-2011, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

The pure comedic value of that guy trying to fuck a pornstar would be fucking hilarious. Although I'd be shocked if he could even get hard in front of a camera and 20 people behind it.

Everybody thinks they wanna be a pornstar, but do you think you can do your thing in that sort of situation and be able to get your dick hard and keep it hard for hours? Those porn dudes take lots of viagra and i think get injected with something in their wang where that fucker doesnt go down, but even then they fuck so many bitches I'd be surprised if its even fun for them anymore.

after being a man for 36 years i'm pretty sure i know if you put a chick with certain dimensions in front of me all she has to do is look at me and BOIIIIING... how long it stays that way is a different story... one thing for sure i'd give one fucking HELL of a 45 second scene!!!!!

**67CamaroRSSS** · 06-07-2011, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by krese

after being a man for 36 years i'm pretty sure i know if you put a chick with certain dimensions in front of me all she has to do is look at me and BOIIIIING... how long it stays that way is a different story... one thing for sure i'd give one fucking HELL of a 45 second scene!!!!!

What were you before that?????

Inquiring minds want to know...