Guide to bar hopping/clubbing

[cuervo25_1]

Now many of you younger folks still hit bars and/or clubs to meet the opposite sex. This is how my best friend and I would go about it.


First obviousley pick a bar/club. To do this go in check it out.seems ok what is around it what kind of crowd does it draw. all that good stuff.

Ours happened to be 2 bars owned by the same lady right next to UVA medical center and of course the university its self. So there was tons of girls,there was also tons of illegals but they served their purposes which will be explained later. One was a country bar and the other a rock bar. neither played rap ,techno or any other crappy music(our opinions, may not be yours)

Second pick a designated driver,
This was simple for us we had a friend that did not drink. so it was his car and him that we would use.Now the DD's job was not limeted to getting us to and from the bar safely but also to keep us from making "mistakes" otherwords coyote ugly chicks.Beer goggles can and will destroy a man without proper precausions. Luckily we had a second defence up for that as well,This is where the illegals come in. the illegals wanted green cards, the ugly chicks wanted love. the illegals would hook up with the uglies and thus they get their green cards,the uglies got their loving and we were safe. a winning situation all around.

Always arrive with the opposite sex as well, best if they were just great friends as well and you both knew it. Here is why you will always have some nicelooking but pshyco person of the opposite sex hit on you, thats when you say sorry but I am with someone already. and it is that friends job to fake by any means nessesary to prove that you are dating. be it holding hands, kissing,hugging or what have you.I had the best one for that job, she never let me down and we could joke about what she was going to do if i got too excited. she has also laid a few girls out for me as well because they wouldn't back off.I have done the same for her with guys, they bug her she tells me they get a beating.

Now you would think that would pose a problem with meeting other women or guys whatever the case may be, but no it wasn't. Most of the time we told the truth. like this one for example

her: are you two dating?
me: no, we are all just good friends hanging out together
her: well i never seen friends stink their tongues in each others mouth!
me: see that girl over there dancing on the table ,stripping and getting ready to get kicked out?
her: yes
me: she was hitting on me and she didn't seem all there, so i had to convince her i was dating,for my safety,and sanity.
HER: oh ok that makes sense she than sat down and our relationship began.

tecniques on meeting the opposite sex for guys.
face it ladies it is easy for you because guys minds are always on sex,alcohol(for the most part) and cars. because of the sex part you will always have a guy wanting you.but for the guys we have to make ourselfs appear to be the type ,that the woman we are attracted to would want to date. I used many tricks and methods.

Quiet secluded type

for this a dark corner and just hanging with a friend or 2 ocassionally talking but for the most sitting there enjoying the music and scenery.For some reason some woman wonder what is going on in your mind, why isn't he hitting on every woman in the bar,and why arn't you with a huge group. so they come over and start asking questions. then next thing you know you have a girl.

The muddy offroading type(or having a really different vehicle )

Just to clarify this I was not dirty,nor was my friend we also was not there to get drunk out of our minds due to the fact we both went four wheeling in our trucks and stopped by for a few drinks.

the we was just sitting there just catching up on the weeks happenings and such,he went to the restroom. so i just started to listen to the band when i overheard the girls ant the next table talking that just arrived.

girl 1 : did you see the 2 chevys out there covered in mud

girl 2 : yea, i wonder where they are in here

girl 1: with our luck it is probably one of the mexicans

girl 2: *laughs* yea your right

girl 1: but still I would like to ride with one of them,i love off roading

girl 2: me too

by that time my friend gets back and i tell him to listen to the girls next to us

girl 2: too bad we don't know who is driving those trucks

girl 1: yea it is hard to tell so many guys in here that look like they would do that.

By that time my anxious friend could take no more he stands up

me: what are you doing
himloud enough for the girls to hear) I need to go to the truck to get my other pack of cigarettes I forgot to grab(lie)
me: fully knowing what he was up too) ok just don't get covered in mud when you get them , like hell I am leaving now because you got muddy.

both girls: DO YOU OWN THE MUDDY CHEVIES

us: yea

girl 1: can we ride with you guys?

us: sure


If you guys like this so far let me know I will post more of my tips/what has happened to me stories

[Smkn_TA]

College bars ftw. I know this one bar in Iowa City, half the chicks in there are on weekends are 18. Buy drinks and they are all over you. I don't think I would ever find a girlfriend or long term shit at these bars though. Night of fun and that is it. They get a story and I get a story. Win Win

[86 IROC-Z]

Quiet secluded type

for this a dark corner and just hanging with a friend or 2 ocassionally talking but for the most sitting there enjoying the music and scenery.For some reason some woman wonder what is going on in your mind, why isn't he hitting on every woman in the bar,and why arn't you with a huge group. so they come over and start asking questions. then next thing you know you have a girl.

Fucking this. Tonight my best friend came into town and me him and my roommate just went to a bar to relax, drink, chill, catch up, etc. I was having a great time, and was getting eye fucked by so many chicks it was unreal.

[c5z28]

I have no game, I would fuck up worse than Iroc at the bus stop.

[Goat-E]

Sit 2 bar stools away from the mark
Ignore her except for maybe a brief glance when you sit down (do your best to not look back)
Do some amusing things via personality in the opposite direction (funny/intelligent really helps)
Be a regular so you can get a good reference from the hopefully female bartender
Be cordial and friendly with the other patrons at the bar
Carry on a stimulating exchange without taking notice of her
If you look respectable yet edgy/exciting . . . she will come.
You might be able to initiate contact by making it look accidental but this involves improvisation which I cannot explain.
If she thinks she's special (they all do) she will want to be noticed and will make it a point to be noticed. When she finally does say something like "Who are you?" say something funny like "I am the King of the Earth. Just ask me, I'll tell ya'!" If you make her laugh it takes the tension off.
I also go by what I call the "3 Touch Rule". This means that if she physically and intentionally touches you (arm, chest, hand, face) more than three times that she really likes you and you can move in.
Of course if you are an ugly hideous unkempt freak then forgeddabaht it. Go get some porn or a hooker.

[wheeliE-maxx]

Sit 2 bar stools away from the mark
Ignore her except for maybe a brief glance when you sit down (do your best to not look back)
Do some amusing things via personality in the opposite direction (funny/intelligent really helps)
Be a regular so you can get a good reference from the hopefully female bartender
Be cordial and friendly with the other patrons at the bar
Carry on a stimulating exchange without taking notice of her
If you look respectable yet edgy/exciting . . . she will come.
You might be able to initiate contact by making it look accidental but this involves improvisation which I cannot explain.
If she thinks she's special (they all do) she will want to be noticed and will make it a point to be noticed. When she finally does say something like "Who are you?" say something funny like "I am the King of the Earth. Just ask me, I'll tell ya'!" If you make her laugh it takes the tension off.
I also go by what I call the "3 Touch Rule". This means that if she physically and intentionally touches you (arm, chest, hand, face) that she really likes you and you can move in.
Of course if you are an ugly hideous unkempt freak then forgeddabaht it. Go get some porn or a hooker.

Damn, I thought they were into my beard I can grow a pretty mean goatee at this point, not much else

[Goat-E]

Damn, I thought they were into my beard I can grow a pretty mean goatee at this point, not much else

LOL! You are still in your teens! I don't think you'll be working the "Rugged" angle for another 10 years. My ex didn't like facial hair. A lot of women don't cuz it scratches them when you kiss ect. If I were you I'd lay off of the handlebar mustache for a while. If I had things my way I would've steered clear of the blade razor and stuck with electric but the military shot all of that to hell.
Shaving is a pain in the ass.