Grand gestures done for women? Need suggestions...

**neat** · 09-10-2009, 08:25 PM

I'm out of ideas for treating my lady like a queen, and making her feel like the truly special person she is. I have basically 2 moves that I do. There are variations of each, but I've done them both quite a bit over the years and something new is in order. Here are my moves, and examples of the kinds of things I am looking for:

#1 - She comes home from work to a candle lit home, smooth jazz playing softly. There is a trail of Hershey's kisses leading to the bathroom. The bathroom is candle lit, and there is a bubble bath prepared. Once she settles into the bath I appear with an ice bucket full of ice and a bottle of wine, 2 glasses, and piece of cheese cake (her favorite dessert). She lays in the tub, I feed her cheese cake, she drinks wine, and feels like a Goddess. Once she's done in the tub, I produce towels that I've been keeping warm in the oven, the dryer is too noisy. She towels, and we let the evening take it's course.

#2 - She comes home from work, expecting me to be there. Instead, she finds a greeting card just inside the door. The card reads, "There is more than just monsters under the bed." She looks under the bed to find another card. "There is something in the fridge that doesn't need to be kept cold..." To the fridge, another card... The final clue, is rolled up an placed in an empty wine bottle. Sort of like a message in a bottle. The clue tells her to check her car. In reality, the scavenger hunt deal is just a way to keep her occupied for a few minutes while I spring into action. I've been hiding in the garage this whole time, waiting for her to pull up. Once she is out of the car, in the house, and engrossed in the scavenger hunt, I sneak out the side door and leave a teddy bear in the drivers seat of her car. I put sunglasses on the teddy bear to make him look 'cool' and he is holding a card. The card in the car contains mapquest directions and a credit card style key to a hotel room. In most cases, it's the local Hilton. I jet to the hotel and wait for her to arrive.

I have done variations where there is a Hershey kiss trail and bubble bath waiting at the Hotel, sometimes there is a massage in there somewhere, etc... However, these are my 2 core moves, and they are getting a little old.

So, feel free to use my moves to woo your lady, and please share with me some of yours. My ultimate goal is not to get laid, but to make her feel like a Queen/Goddess/Master of the Universe/most important person in the world to me/etc...

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-10-2009, 08:29 PM

How about fucking killing her and burying her under the kitchen because she wasn't there in the first place.

Then kill yourself for being such a god damn white knight.

**neat** · 09-10-2009, 08:33 PM

Nice!

It's not like I'm looking to do something like this every weekend or anything. We've been together for a decade or so, and I'm looking for something special on our 10 year anniversary.

**toi tyme** · 09-10-2009, 08:39 PM

wtf where is my man to treat me like a goddess hahaha

well he does, in words cuz his at his college, and im at mine

**tep98ws6** · 09-10-2009, 08:43 PM

Thats cute! My bf's idea of being cute with me is pantsing me whenever he finds an opprotunity. But he does sweet thing too... Just not to that extent

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-10-2009, 08:45 PM

Don't listen to girls, they never know what the fuck they want.

**psycho_puppies** · 09-10-2009, 08:45 PM

“My ultimate goal is not to get laid”

Bullfuckingshit! Your ultimate goal is to make her feel like she doesn’t need to get laid by someone else. Or do what 86 IROC-Z said.

**toi tyme** · 09-10-2009, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by tep98ws6

Thats cute! My bf's idea of being cute with me is pantsing me whenever he finds an opprotunity. But he does sweet thing too... Just not to that extent

hahah thats funny

yeah my bf does sweet stuff... always flatters me.. very good with his words... lol!!

**gd1996** · 09-10-2009, 08:51 PM

You better watch what you end up doing... women will always expect more and nothing else will ever be good enough. Women say they wanted to be treated like a queen... it's bs!

**neat** · 09-10-2009, 09:28 PM

Hold on, you guys mean to tell me that I might not get great advice on women from the AAG section of LS1.com?

**Poppn** · 09-10-2009, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by 86 iroc-z

how about fucking killing her and burying her under the kitchen because she wasn't there in the first place.

Then kill yourself for being such a god damn white knight.

lmfao

**Poppn** · 09-10-2009, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

wtf where is my man to treat me like a goddess hahaha

well he does, in words cuz his at his college, and im at mine

does he know you are part of a forum where just about every given member would want to rail you at any given chance???

**c5z28** · 09-10-2009, 09:47 PM

This thread blows harder than a hooker.

**KahanaReef** · 09-10-2009, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by neat

Hold on, you guys mean to tell me that I might not get great advice on women from the AAG section of LS1.com?

That's pretty much the gist of it

**c5z28** · 09-10-2009, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

That's pretty much the gist of it

He's 4 years new-it's not his fault.

**KahanaReef** · 09-10-2009, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

He's 4 years new-it's not his fault.

Just confirming his suspicions

**c5z28** · 09-10-2009, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

Just confirming his suspicions

like a deer licking salt off the barrel of a shotgun

**KahanaReef** · 09-10-2009, 10:30 PM

**issues** · 09-10-2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

How about fucking killing her and burying her under the kitchen because she wasn't there in the first place.

Then kill yourself for being such a god damn white knight.

fucking ruthless!

**LgndKller20073** · 09-10-2009, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

How about fucking killing her and burying her under the kitchen because she wasn't there in the first place.

Then kill yourself for being such a god damn white knight.

Agreed....women are fucking stupid and don't know what they want.

I swear to god if I hear "i'm not really looking for a relationship right now" one more time, I'm going to go on a murderous rampage. why can't they just flat out tell me I suck?