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    Angry Got my Lights package today!!!........ bertstare

    So last week Lights Acoustic album came out. No doubt I jumped on that shit. However the only options to buy a hardcopy CD were to buy one of two bundles:

    Bundle 1: CD, poster, tshirt
    Bundle 2: CD, Poster, necklace.

    And I'm like ugh fine whatever, and order bundle #2 because firstly it was cheaper, and secondly, come on, I'm not gonna wear a lights tshirt, not my style. (Not like I'm gonna wear the necklace though either).

    So then I wait.

    Fast-forward five millenia later to today, my dad comes in my room and gives me this tube. I'm like, wtf is this shit. Thanks dad. After he leaves I open it and its my lights poster. It looks awesome.

    But nothing else. I look on the shipping sticker and it reads: Carton 2 of 2.

    Bertstare.jpg. I want my fucking CD god damn it.

    Then I pout a bit and decide the other package will come soon.

    A few minutes later my dad chucks a padded envelope into my room. I instantly jump on it like transamws6 on a mustang.

    I look at the sticker: "Carton 1 of 2"

    YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! I'm so excited at this point you don't even know.

    I tear open the envelope, remove the necklace, remove the shipping leaflet, and then remove...... nothing else, because it's empty.








































    wat



































    THE FUK IS THIS SHIT?

    I log into my email, and see this shit from warner brothers:











    ==================================

    QTY Item Current Status Date
    1 LIGHTS.Acoustic. Backordered
    1 Guitar Pick Necklace Shipped 07/21/2010
    1 Acoustic Poster Shipped 07/21/2010

    ==================================






    FUCK.



















    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.




















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    I am sure that necklace looks wonderful on you.

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    Wait.

    Lights has a package????






    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh hhh

    Double post OMG OMG OMG

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Just change below to "Dad just brought in my Lights package from the mailbox without the CD"


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc[/ame]

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    There is a bay...
    with pirates...

    I'm under the impression they have this acoustic CD...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonik View Post
    There is a bay...
    with pirates...
    OMG where??



    The Caribbean?

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    Look at it this way....This is proof God has a sense of humor by not giving you a crappy CD with a mediocre singer with so so looks

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post

    A few minutes later my dad chucks a padded envelope into my room. I instantly jump on it like transamws6 on a mustang.
    LMAO,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    OMG where??



    The Caribbean?
    Yep, Johnny Depp and everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    I am sure that necklace looks wonderful on you.
    If only it were made of pearls...... wait, wat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Wait.

    Lights has a package????






    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh hhh

    Double post OMG OMG OMG

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    Just change below to "Dad just brought in my Lights package from the mailbox without the CD"


    No it wasn't as serious as when I sold my WoW account, just picture me with my head laid down on my desk, arms hanging lifelessly at my sides, sobbing quietly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tonik View Post
    There is a bay...
    with pirates...

    I'm under the impression they have this acoustic CD...
    I've been listening to it all week. It got leaked on youtube two days before its release.

    I just want something I can hold and love tenderly.
    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    crappy CD
    wat
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    mediocre singer
    wat
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    so so looks
    wat
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    proof God
    lolwat

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    And I'm like ugh fine whatever, and order bundle #2 because firstly it was cheaper, and secondly, come on, I'm not gonna wear a lights tshirt, not my style. (Not like I'm gonna wear the necklace though either).
    Lies. You would wear that shirt to bed every night and you know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    proof God
    lolwat

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    id use the shirt to catch my nut after firing off knuckle children while tryin to decide who would win between in a clit lick-off between lights and boxxy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raynor139 View Post
    Lies. You would wear that shirt to bed every night and you know it.
    Actually considering the shirt is of a picture of her, I would probably put the shirt on a pillow, and cuddle it pretending it was her.





    And by cuddle, I mean that in the morning I should probably throw that pillow away.

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    It is things like this that tell me there is a God... and he has a sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    It is things like this that tell me there is a God... and he has a sense of humor.
    No one has said that yet in this thread.







    Also, quit being mean. Be sympathetic of my plight.

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    your right i am being mean.....





    I feel your pain for your loss...






    Oh wait, wrong thread.....






















    BTW I like your current Avatar. Better then that anoretix chick you had on before

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    b/c im not up to date on all this mess............is lights and boxxy the same fucking person??????

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    No, they're sisters from different misters.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6 View Post
    b/c im not up to date on all this mess............is lights and boxxy the same fucking person??????

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