Got my Lights package today!!!........ bertstare

[86 IROC-Z]

So last week Lights Acoustic album came out. No doubt I jumped on that shit. However the only options to buy a hardcopy CD were to buy one of two bundles:

Bundle 1: CD, poster, tshirt
Bundle 2: CD, Poster, necklace.

And I'm like ugh fine whatever, and order bundle #2 because firstly it was cheaper, and secondly, come on, I'm not gonna wear a lights tshirt, not my style. (Not like I'm gonna wear the necklace though either).

So then I wait.

Fast-forward five millenia later to today, my dad comes in my room and gives me this tube. I'm like, wtf is this shit. Thanks dad. After he leaves I open it and its my lights poster. It looks awesome.

But nothing else. I look on the shipping sticker and it reads: Carton 2 of 2.

Bertstare.jpg. I want my fucking CD god damn it.

Then I pout a bit and decide the other package will come soon.

A few minutes later my dad chucks a padded envelope into my room. I instantly jump on it like transamws6 on a mustang.

I look at the sticker: "Carton 1 of 2"

YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! I'm so excited at this point you don't even know.

I tear open the envelope, remove the necklace, remove the shipping leaflet, and then remove...... nothing else, because it's empty.








































wat



































THE FUK IS THIS SHIT?

I log into my email, and see this shit from warner brothers:

==================================

QTY Item Current Status Date
1 LIGHTS.Acoustic. Backordered
1 Guitar Pick Necklace Shipped 07/21/2010
1 Acoustic Poster Shipped 07/21/2010

==================================

FUCK.



















FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Mr. Luos]

I am sure that necklace looks wonderful on you.

[Mr. Luos]

Wait.

Lights has a package????






OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh hhh

Double post OMG OMG OMG

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SMWS6TA]

Just change below to "Dad just brought in my Lights package from the mailbox without the CD"


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[Tonik]

There is a bay...
with pirates...

I'm under the impression they have this acoustic CD...

[Mr. Luos]

There is a bay...
with pirates...

OMG where??



The Caribbean?

[SMWS6TA]

Look at it this way....This is proof God has a sense of humor by not giving you a crappy CD with a mediocre singer with so so looks

[SHines-IT]

A few minutes later my dad chucks a padded envelope into my room. I instantly jump on it like transamws6 on a mustang.

LMAO,

[Tonik]

OMG where??



The Caribbean?

Yep, Johnny Depp and everything.

[86 IROC-Z]

I am sure that necklace looks wonderful on you.

If only it were made of pearls...... wait, wat?

Wait.

Lights has a package????






OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh hhh

Double post OMG OMG OMG

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just change below to "Dad just brought in my Lights package from the mailbox without the CD"

No it wasn't as serious as when I sold my WoW account, just picture me with my head laid down on my desk, arms hanging lifelessly at my sides, sobbing quietly.

There is a bay...
with pirates...

I'm under the impression they have this acoustic CD...

I've been listening to it all week. It got leaked on youtube two days before its release.

I just want something I can hold and love tenderly.

crappy CD

wat

mediocre singer

wat

so so looks

wat

proof God

lolwat

[SMWS6TA]

[raynor139]

And I'm like ugh fine whatever, and order bundle #2 because firstly it was cheaper, and secondly, come on, I'm not gonna wear a lights tshirt, not my style. (Not like I'm gonna wear the necklace though either).

Lies. You would wear that shirt to bed every night and you know it.

[Tonik]

proof God

lolwat

[jiveass]

id use the shirt to catch my nut after firing off knuckle children while tryin to decide who would win between in a clit lick-off between lights and boxxy.

[86 IROC-Z]

Lies. You would wear that shirt to bed every night and you know it.

Actually considering the shirt is of a picture of her, I would probably put the shirt on a pillow, and cuddle it pretending it was her.





And by cuddle, I mean that in the morning I should probably throw that pillow away.

[pajeff02]

It is things like this that tell me there is a God... and he has a sense of humor.

[86 IROC-Z]

It is things like this that tell me there is a God... and he has a sense of humor.

No one has said that yet in this thread.







Also, quit being mean. Be sympathetic of my plight.

[SMWS6TA]

your right i am being mean.....





I feel your pain for your loss...






Oh wait, wrong thread.....






















BTW I like your current Avatar. Better then that anoretix chick you had on before

[Blackbird WS6]

b/c im not up to date on all this mess............is lights and boxxy the same fucking person??????

[SiggyZ]

No, they're sisters from different misters.

b/c im not up to date on all this mess............is lights and boxxy the same fucking person??????