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    Senior Member KyleLs1's Avatar
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    nws Got My Girlfriend to Pose With My Car

    here it is.... people aren't being very nice tho

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=111777031

    click for hilarity!

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    Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


    And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.


    GREAT reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXMUSCLE86
    You know you're girlfriend is ugly right?
    sometimes, you just have to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKIECHANFAN
    Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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    is this guy joking? i've read like three of his quotes, and one of them were like.....you'd never be able to handle something has beautiful as her.


    orly?

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    lol face looks deformed, computer enchanced ugliness

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    Quote Originally Posted by KyleLs1 View Post
    here it is.... people aren't being very nice tho

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=111777031

    click for hilarity!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jknelms View Post
    is this guy joking? i've read like three of his quotes, and one of them were like.....you'd never be able to handle something has beautiful as her.


    orly?
    It's a joke. Well, sorta. She exists, she just isn't dude's GF.

    Here's her MySpace page for anyone interested.
    http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04

    m...so I've recently been the topic of several internet message boards conversation. I have a few bikini photos on there from a friend of mine. I never said I looked great in a bikini and wasn't going for high-quality photos. It was fun, purely for entertainment, and it was a beautiful day. Some people think I look great in the bikni, others (obviously) think the exact opposite.....

    NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that.

    Unlike some people, I have respect and dignity...oh yeah, I also have a LIFE.

    Some of these comments I've read are freaking damn hilarious. Some are down right cruel which just shows me that people are THAT insecure about themselves that they have to put others down. Others just follow the crowd because they're fucking ignorant and have nothing else better to do with their pathetic lives than sit around on their asses all day and post on message boards.

    How about....a fuckin' life, people?

    I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. Remember, though, to never quit your day job.

    I am confident in my skin and who I am. Other people's approval is NOT needed.

    The fact that you all are spending hours and hours a day talking about me, I am genuinely thrilled that I can be your entertainment! I'm one step ahead of you and I'll be here all week.

    With that, I will be continuing all with my life and keep laughing at yours.

    Even pathetic people deserve praise! So, my hat's off to you kiddos!

    Oh, and if anybody actually has the balls enough to talk to me directly, that would be totally awesome.



    Til then, children.

    Ellie

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    wow......

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    she has a ghostly skin color also

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    she wears way too much makeup and is really pale, but i think some of those guys were really exaggerating. Not my type thats for sure though. However, it seems these days lots of girls love to post tons of pics of themselves, take "modeling" pics, and god forbid they get any objectivity they throw a fit. If you call yourself a model or think you are hot, you better handle the wrath of someone that doesnt find you attractive. Period. Specially when everybody has a website and a calendar etc these days that they try and make money off of. Put I suppose its the one or 2 hardups that get these chicks thinking they are all that and a case of pbr lol

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    ok that particular pic is fuckin scary lol Can you imagine being woke up at night and shes standing over you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    ok that particular pic is fuckin scary lol Can you imagine being woke up at night and shes standing over you!
    Worst morning after ever.

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    kinda looks like that SAW mask lol

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    LoL, awesome thread. Comments are priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Red Barron View Post
    It's a joke. Well, sorta. She exists, she just isn't dude's GF.

    Here's her MySpace page for anyone interested.
    http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04
    she seems like a very sweet girl

    but, when you're modeling, you put yourself in the spot light for criticism

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    Holy mother of everything holy. That woman would make a freight train take a dirt road!

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