A good valentines day gift?

**arenateam** · 01-16-2008, 12:41 PM

The dreaded valentines day is coming up and I'm trying this year to at least find something somewhat unique, so people I need ideas. I was thinking about getting the Mrs. a big chocolate Sumo Cookie. You can put messages in them or jewelry. Anyone have any ideas?

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**Sarge** · 01-16-2008, 12:48 PM

Flowers. Lots of flowers. Shitloads of flowers.... and a big dick. Hey its worked for me for 25+ years...she is still smiling. I sometimes forget the flowers though.

**Spaz** · 01-16-2008, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Flowers. Lots of flowers. Shitloads of flowers.... and a big dick. Hey its worked for me for 25+ years...she is still smiling. I sometimes forget the flowers though.

find a graveyard... free flowers...

**FuhBreezeE** · 01-16-2008, 01:00 PM

Dick in a box.

**FuhBreezeE** · 01-16-2008, 01:10 PM

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml
There's your tutorial.

**TransAmy** · 01-16-2008, 01:12 PM

i want a tunnel brace with ds loop

**OnEbAdReDSS** · 01-16-2008, 01:14 PM

Shit when i dated this girl i bought her flowers and a CAI... she owned a mustang... she loved the CAI... kinda liked the flowers... and loved the sex later!

**SexOnWheels** · 01-16-2008, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by TransAmy

i want a tunnel brace with ds loop

Yes that is exactly what you need.

If only all girlies were like you....

**TransAmy** · 01-16-2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

Yes that is exactly what you need.

If only all girlies were like you....

i think im getting it too!!

**Nastyfoot** · 01-16-2008, 01:29 PM

Unfortunately a good portion of woman think valentines day is about them and only expect to receive.

And shit, with me around, every day is Valentines day for the Mrs.

**michaelinchains** · 01-16-2008, 01:48 PM

im open to ideas too,this v-day will also be our 1st anniversary

i do know women like to be pampered like at a spa...maybe ill give the wifey a facial

**arenateam** · 01-16-2008, 01:51 PM

hmmm.. a huge chocolate cookie and a spa, sounds like a plan.

**irbaboon** · 01-16-2008, 05:47 PM

the shocker

**Bobby97SS** · 01-16-2008, 05:51 PM

Yeah, great idea, give the wifey a facial. Just like on the internet.

**bluefields88** · 01-17-2008, 12:55 AM

my ex dumped me two days before valentines day last year. One of the best things to ever happen to me. haha

**Nastyfoot** · 01-17-2008, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by irbaboon

the shocker

**Spaz** · 01-17-2008, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by irbaboon

the shocker

**SexOnWheels** · 01-17-2008, 07:07 AM

The Spocker..

**Spaz** · 01-17-2008, 08:38 AM

i highly recommend the Philly flower guy...

**bandit95** · 01-17-2008, 09:35 AM

haha the dick in a box seems to be the best route to go. it's wrapped up, it's something she wants, she can plant it and eat it, what more do ya need to do?