good story #2...

**0rion** · 12-23-2007, 08:31 PM

I've had a couple of good story days lately.

In the other thread I spoke of my wifes family x-mas get together and how much it sucks. Let me just say it once again.....it really sucks.
Anyhow, the party was at her grandma's retirement complex in the community building. My wifes cousin picked her g-ma up from her condo deal and drove her to the building because the walk was a little to far for her. My wifes cousin parked her husbands blazer in the handicap spot so g-ma could get to the door easier. When we were packing up the trucks my wifes brother in law was outside with me and we were just chatting about how much it sucks and he says " Hey, Josh parked in the handicap spot." So I got an idea. I got out a piece of paper and an ink pen and wrote.

To whom it may concern,
I notice you parked in the handicap spot and wanted to leave you this note letting you know that I called the police with your plate number and they informed me that you would be receiving a ticket in the mail this week.
OFFICE
MANAGEMENT

So he comes out to the blazer a few times loading stuff up but doesn't see the note. I left and went home. My wife tells me today that the whole damn family has been in an uproar over the note. I guess her g-ma rode back to her condo with them and was all fired up about the office place turning in the plates and him and his wife fought the entire 2.5 hour ride home because she was the one that parked his truck in the spot.

Mission Accomplished.

**TX_WS6_02** · 12-23-2007, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I've had a couple of good story days lately.

In the other thread I spoke of my wifes family x-mas get together and how much it sucks. Let me just say it once again.....it really sucks.
Anyhow, the party was at her grandma's retirement complex in the community building. My wifes cousin picked her g-ma up from her condo deal and drove her to the building because the walk was a little to far for her. My wifes cousin parked her husbands blazer in the handicap spot so g-ma could get to the door easier. When we were packing up the trucks my wifes brother in law was outside with me and we were just chatting about how much it sucks and he says " Hey, Josh parked in the handicap spot." So I got an idea. I got out a piece of paper and an ink pen and wrote.

To whom it may concern,
I notice you parked in the handicap spot and wanted to leave you this note letting you know that I called the police with your plate number and they informed me that you would be receiving a ticket in the mail this week.
OFFICE
MANAGEMENT

So he comes out to the blazer a few times loading stuff up but doesn't see the note. I left and went home. My wife tells me today that the whole damn family has been in an uproar over the note. I guess her g-ma rode back to her condo with them and was all fired up about the office place turning in the plates and him and his wife fought the entire 2.5 hour ride home because she was the one that parked his truck in the spot.

Mission Accomplished.

Nice...

**Zapper2003** · 12-23-2007, 08:39 PM

hahahahaha good move

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-23-2007, 09:06 PM

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 12-23-2007, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I've had a couple of good story days lately.

In the other thread I spoke of my wifes family x-mas get together and how much it sucks. Let me just say it once again.....it really sucks.
Anyhow, the party was at her grandma's retirement complex in the community building. My wifes cousin picked her g-ma up from her condo deal and drove her to the building because the walk was a little to far for her. My wifes cousin parked her husbands blazer in the handicap spot so g-ma could get to the door easier. When we were packing up the trucks my wifes brother in law was outside with me and we were just chatting about how much it sucks and he says " Hey, Josh parked in the handicap spot." So I got an idea. I got out a piece of paper and an ink pen and wrote.

To whom it may concern,
I notice you parked in the handicap spot and wanted to leave you this note letting you know that I called the police with your plate number and they informed me that you would be receiving a ticket in the mail this week.
OFFICE
MANAGEMENT

So he comes out to the blazer a few times loading stuff up but doesn't see the note. I left and went home. My wife tells me today that the whole damn family has been in an uproar over the note. I guess her g-ma rode back to her condo with them and was all fired up about the office place turning in the plates and him and his wife fought the entire 2.5 hour ride home because she was the one that parked his truck in the spot.

Mission Accomplished.

thats a good one

**KyleLs1** · 12-23-2007, 10:10 PM

hah now just make sure you keep your mouth shut about it, until years from now when someone mentions it "remember that time.....", then just casually say "oh, that was me, didn't i tell you before"? haha

**35thAnniZ28** · 12-23-2007, 10:52 PM

thats awesome man...haha

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-23-2007, 11:37 PM

the burns- find random pictures of women on the internet and claim she's your girlfriend and that you're constantly having sex with her, yet your post count climb by 5-6 hundred daily....

**bmyers** · 12-23-2007, 11:55 PM

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-23-2007, 11:59 PM

i never had the chance to flame burns, but i was lurking as a n00b while bmyers got warnings and bans and burns got ban after ban lol

**bmyers** · 12-24-2007, 12:02 AM

those were the days

**FSANE** · 12-24-2007, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by bmyers

those were the days

wasn't that just yesterday?

**JwMonE99** · 12-24-2007, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy

i never had the chance to flame burns, but i was lurking as a n00b while bmyers got warnings and bans and burns got ban after ban lol

at 197 posts, your still a n00b lol

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-24-2007, 11:02 PM

yeah but i came in here not knowing a damn thing about f-bods, ad nw i know quite a bit..lol

**35thAnniZ28** · 12-24-2007, 11:07 PM

What?!?! So Im A Fucking Noob Now Also?

**Hi-Po** · 12-25-2007, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy

i never had the chance to flame burns, but i was lurking as a n00b while bmyers got warnings and bans and burns got ban after ban lol

Ide say I got to burn him pretty badly.

Check out his two threads about... "How Big".

I put him in his newbie place. Most newbs are cool, but not when they ask the whole forum how big they are.

**JwMonE99** · 12-25-2007, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy

yeah but i came in here not knowing a damn thing about f-bods, ad nw i know quite a bit..lol

Yea thats what happened to me, I first got here just read a bunch of things and all my posts were questions. I did learn an ass load of crap just coming here till I started posting random things here and there. This really is the best site ever.