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08-22-2010, 07:44 PM #1
Gonorrhea vs. Syphilis vs. Me as your roommate
You either have one of the two STDs for a month, or me as your roommate in a ONE ROOM APARTMENT for a month. Every time you bring home a chick, I'll be doing normal things I do like hogging the TV watching anime, or trying to show off my sword skills, or blasting Russian pop music.
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08-22-2010, 07:45 PM #2
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Red Tint Jewelcoat- 2008 Trailblazer SS
Nun chuck skills?
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08-22-2010, 07:46 PM #3
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08-22-2010, 07:48 PM #4
After reviewing the situation.................. I would have to say I would rather be your roommate then have STD's
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Man: The Mods you are fighting,
they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
wouldn't want to fight them!
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08-22-2010, 07:49 PM #5
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How would I acquire said STD?
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08-22-2010, 07:51 PM #6
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08-22-2010, 07:52 PM #7
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08-22-2010, 07:53 PM #8
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This is......tough.
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08-22-2010, 07:56 PM #9
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08-22-2010, 08:08 PM #10
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What If I roomed with you and acquired an std magically aswell? I could clap my clap on your stuff for the lulz
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08-22-2010, 08:46 PM #11
id got with iroc if not i'm sure i could get him arrested for something stupid to get rid of him haha
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08-22-2010, 08:51 PM #12
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08-22-2010, 09:02 PM #13
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Red Tint Jewelcoat- 2008 Trailblazer SS
I would look forward to having a nice bike on the couch to ride.
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08-22-2010, 09:58 PM #14
Early stages or late stages?
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08-23-2010, 06:28 AM #15
I wouldn't like having your clap all over my stuff, but I would appreciate the trollery, so sure.
Not fair.
It's on the carpet bro not the couch. It actually doubles as a chair itself. Although somewhat uncomfortable in comparison to, say, a lazyboy.
Let's average it out to a nice middle stage.
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08-23-2010, 06:32 AM #16
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Do you move out after the month?
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08-23-2010, 06:35 AM #17
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I'd take Iroc. Wouldn't be that bad - could still get chicks. With the STDs - from what I understand, they are painful. Never had one so I could be wrong - but any pain from my most sensitive of areas = not a good choice. Plus I could just go to the chicks place for the extracurricular activities.
Last edited by Knight; 08-23-2010 at 06:37 AM.
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08-23-2010, 07:17 AM #18
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Navy Blue Metallic- 98 T/A w/ mods, 00 FBVert
I think I take Irac too, seeing as I use to have a room mate like him.
I can see it now.....
"With Iroc though he would become more of a pet then a room mate. In a month I'd have him potty train and could tell him go to bed and off he go. Chicks would take pity on my for having to deal with a retarded room mate and give great pity sex."
Yes, yes I see it now....<insert doctor evil laugh
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08-23-2010, 09:48 AM #19
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Bright Red- 1999 Trans Am Ws6
I'd take you as a room mate. Just because, as bad as you think you are, I am ten times worse. You wouldn't last a week with me.
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08-23-2010, 09:50 AM #20
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pewter- 99 trans am
as soon as i read the title to this thread i know who the op was without even looking....
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