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    Goalie doesn't wear his Chuck Norris mask, it wears him

    Dallas Stars goalie new Chuck Norris Mask.


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    "Which brings us to the inevitable question of who wins in a fight between The Joker, Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris? The answer, of course, being that the fight is over as soon as Chuck Norris hears there's one about to happen."

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    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself, up. He's pushing the earth, down.

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    The mask is.....


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    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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    Black Holes draw objects towards them in order to make a barrier from Chuck Norris.

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    Some kids sleep in Superman pajama's..... Superman, however, sleeps in Chuck Norris pajama's.

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Gilligan's Island gang back to civilization.

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    Rocky Balboa didn't eat lightning or crap thunder but, Chuck Norris drinks molten lead and craps everything form shotgun pellets to 9-volt batteries.

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    People tell chuck norris jokes from 2006.

    Chuck norris tells people jokes from 2014.

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    Many things misteriously came true the day Chuck Norris made a pig fly with a roundhouse kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT View Post
    Many things misteriously came true the day Chuck Norris made a pig fly with a roundhouse kick.

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    Hitler didn't kill himself becuase they were losing the war. He killed himself because Chuck Norris joined the opposing army

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    Chuck Norris caught Mantracker.. with his own lasso.

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    Chuck Norris is sooooo gay, he is gayer then aids!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    Chuck Norris is sooooo gay, he is gayer then aids!
    When Chuck reads this...

    Been nice knowing you.

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    when chuck norris drops a paper plate it shatters

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    Chuck Norris IS what Willis is talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT View Post
    Chuck Norris IS what Willis is talking about.

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