Girl texts me at 2:28am

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-04-2010, 10:30 PM

"I'm bored"

wat do

**raynor139** · 03-04-2010, 10:41 PM

play practical joke of some sort

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-04-2010, 10:43 PM

Ask her if she has a cucumber in the house.

**DaveHo** · 03-04-2010, 10:49 PM

Booty call. What are you waiting for?

**SHines-IT** · 03-04-2010, 10:51 PM

I'd fuck her.

**suede** · 03-04-2010, 10:55 PM

id tell her to go to bed.....

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-04-2010, 11:24 PM

Well, its been an hour since Iroc posted this and no reply, so he must have made a booty call.

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-04-2010, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Well, its been an hour since Iroc posted this and no reply, so he must have made a booty call.

Nope, just sitting here playing guitar.

She didn't get what I thought was a pretty thinly-veiled reference, so I just started ignoring her.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-04-2010, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nope, just sitting here playing guitar.

She didn't get what I thought was a pretty thinly-veiled reference, so I just started ignoring her.

I have found that works great with most females.

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-04-2010, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

I have found that works great with most females.

And it's so much better when they're not in proximity (such as texting, as opposed to her being right next to you), because after you start the ignortion (not srs), there's no continuous nagging from the women, you just turn off your phone and it's just...

...did you hear it? Yes, you did hear it. It was the wonderful sound of silence.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-05-2010, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

And it's so much better when they're not in proximity (such as texting, as opposed to her being right next to you), because after you start the ignortion (not srs), there's no continuous nagging from the women, you just turn off your phone and it's just...

...did you hear it? Yes, you did hear it. It was the wonderful sound of silence.

2 keys to silence in a mans life, ignore or insert penis

**third_shift|studios** · 03-05-2010, 05:05 AM

probably drunk, you're 1 of 20 people she sent that to, seeing who would give her the most interesting worth-while response

**0rion** · 03-05-2010, 05:15 AM

I know you single guys rave about how nice it is not to have a wife nagging you and what not but it's stuff like this that makes me damn glad I'm married with children. I don't have to put up with this stuff. With the kids in the house no one is EVER bored. Around here you say "I'm bored" as sarcasm.

**SHines-IT** · 03-05-2010, 05:20 AM

You chose it, single life is cheaper better and more fun. Sorry every married couple I know, after 5 years is misserble as shit. I'd experice love... As much as I hate this dip shit, I have to agree.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M902ZJHzaLE[/ame]

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-05-2010, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

2 keys to silence in a mans life, ignore or insert penis

Well said

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

probably drunk, you're 1 of 20 people she sent that to, seeing who would give her the most interesting worth-while response

Wouldn't surprise me. I always find it funny when I don't initially notice if something isn't a mass text, for example I'll get one that says "Hey everyone!" (Strong attention whore, you're not speaking to a collective group together

) when I'm sitting at my desk and I'll be like wtf, and turn around just to make sure I'm still alone before realizing.

Originally Posted by 0rion

I know you single guys rave about how nice it is not to have a wife nagging you and what not but it's stuff like this that makes me damn glad I'm married with children. I don't have to put up with this stuff. With the kids in the house no one is EVER bored. Around here you say "I'm bored" as sarcasm.

As sexist as I am, I surprisingly want a wife one day.

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

You chose it, single life is cheaper better and more fun. Sorry every married couple I know, after 5 years is misserble as shit. I'd experice love... As much as I hate this dip shit, I have to agree.

I disagree. I wouldn't say one or the other is "better". They're just different experiences you have a different points in your life.

(I didn't watch the video, is it the one where he says: "3 keys to mens happiness: food, sex, silence; "feed me, fuck me, and shut the fuck up"?

)

**0rion** · 03-05-2010, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

You chose it, single life is cheaper better and more fun. Sorry every married couple I know, after 5 years is misserble as shit. I'd experice love... As much as I hate this dip shit, I have to agree.

you don't know me but I'm far from miserable and I have more fun now than I ever did when I was single. Having a couple of kids around the house is like a 24 hour comedy show usually. It has it's rough days but so does being single. I still wouldn't trade my situation for anything.

**SHines-IT** · 03-05-2010, 05:47 AM

No I don't know you orion, lol. Hence I said every married couple I know, meaning actually know. Yes I do think the married life with kids would be nice and deep down I want it, but don't know if I would do it.

**0rion** · 03-05-2010, 05:54 AM

the key is the right girl.....you find that and the rest just falls into place. That's the trick though...there are a ton of wrong girls out there.

Like the ones that text you at 2:28 on a weekday saying they're bored.

WRONG GIRL

you want one that's in bed asleep by 2:28 because she has to get up the next day and go to work.

**0rion** · 03-05-2010, 05:57 AM

ok, now that I'm started.

I'll give you another key to finding the right girl before I have to head out for a while.

Hobby......find a girl that has some hobbies other than hanging out in bars. Hanging out in bars only lasts so long and then you become her hobby. Bad situation right there. If you want your space and time to do the stuff you want to do alone then that means she has to be doing something. If she doesn't have a hobby then she's just waiting on you.

**SiggyZ** · 03-05-2010, 06:35 AM

Orion speaks words of wisdom. All you ass hats who bag on women and relationships just haven't found the right one for you yet. Or have gotten out of a sour one and that taste hasn't gone away yet.