getting back

[V8MUSCLE]

so.... a couple of dumbass friends of mine thought it would be funny to throw baby powder on my car today while i was at work. now im scheeming and plotting to get them back. i have already gone over his house and plastic wrapped his truck, i used a whole industrial sized roll, one of the ones for wrapping pallets. the shits about 2 inches thick on his whole truck, wrapped it around and over/under. (i checked his exhaust to make sure it was not hot) i havent gotten the other one yet. i have also added theyre phone numbers to about 10 call lists, auto warranties, health insurance, magazine subscriptions...

i was hoping for some more ideas on payback.

im going to pour some syrup on theyre windshields and sprinkle quick powder on it. pour some deer piss in the beds of their trucks. couple dead fish inside the fenders.

oh yea... this isnt the first time theyve fucked with my car, they get stoned and ride around together and scream at people and do other stupid shit. they have colored all the glass on my car with window markers, thrown green beans at my car when he is in front of me on the highway, and im pretty sure it was him that threw a chew on my hood.

[KahanaReef]

Um... I think you've pretty much got it covered already

[V8MUSCLE]

ive also just sent them both a bunch of ringtones

[00ssSLP]

Tie a really big Zip tie to the driveshaft( the fatest one you can) so the extra beats the shit out of the floor. It sounds like the motor is taking a shit....

[KahanaReef]

Tie a really big Zip tie to the driveshaft( the fatest one you can) so the extra beats the shit out of the floor. It sounds like the motor is taking a shit....

[V8MUSCLE]

awesome, cant get to it now to much plastic wrap in the way, i dont know were the other guy lives though, which could represent a small problem. but they have lots of ringtones and car warranty phonecalls comin

[V8MUSCLE]

hrm, hammer on a couple wheel weights randomly

[00ssSLP]

The funny part is I did it to a guy at work and we were leaving at the same time. He must have pulled off the road five times and looked under the hood to check stuff before I just went around him and went home...lol

[KahanaReef]

The funny part is I did it to a guy at work and we were leaving at the same time. He must have pulled off the road five times and looked under the hood to check stuff before I just went around him and went home...lol

You guys just crack me up with some of the shit you come up with

[fbod91]

get skunk scent and put a few drops on each side of the end of his hood by the wind sheild. every time he turns on his a/c it will smell like skunk for a few weeks

[Smittro]

Photo shop large text that spells out something nasty print it out, then tape it over the letters on his liscense plate.

[fbod91]

stuff dog poo under his door handle

[SHines-IT]

Beat there ass and get new friends, why would they fuck with your car? Ricer Civic or Trans Am...

[bodyman5000]

Grab a couple of tools and take all the bulbs out of their tail lights. A truck should be easy. (you could get in big trouble if they got in an accident so don't really do this)

You should have bought some butter and rubbed it all over the truck before you wrapped it.

Wait a few months and key the words "leave my wife alone" on one of the trucks. That will divert their attention from you.

Swap one guy's license plate for the other's.

Get a cordless drill with an eighth inch drill bit and drill small holes in the windshield. Make it look like a speaker grille and tell him it was so he could hear the road better.

Use that same drill to drill holes in the headlights and then fill the headlights with orange juice or something.


Go to home depot, buy some copper tubing and some self tapping adapters. Drill hole in exhaust and route behind cab to corner of window.

Buy some small metal plates about 2 inches long, drill holes in each end. Use self tapping screws along bottom of door to rocker area to plate doors shut.

If truck has running boards, crawl underneath and unbolt most of the bolts except leave a couple threads on a few. First step, smashes shin.

Go to auto paint store and buy a can of aerosol paint stripper. Walk by, spray truck, go home.

Buy rainbow sticker at wherever the homosexuals buy them and stick one on bumper.

If truck was Toyota Tundra, peel off emblems and replace them to say TURD.

Wedge a bunch of bubble wrap between cab and truck bed. When chassis flexes wrap will pop.

Buy valve stem tool from auto parts store, remove caps and take stems. Put caps back on. Tires will be fine but won't hold air.

I could go on............these are just the stupid ones for fun. I would just beat the crap out of them if it were me.

[00ssSLP]

get skunk scent and put a few drops on each side of the end of his hood by the wind sheild. every time he turns on his a/c it will smell like skunk for a few weeks

You know what another good one is? Its called liquid ass, I acually when I smelt it the first time. I like to use it in cool places like resturant bathrooms, the mall ect....lol

[ssgtcarroll]

Can't drill glass with a normal drill bit.

[ztrouble]

smear shit under their door handles....

put cat piss on the windshield cowl.

[ztrouble]

Ask orion where he gets his gay porn and send them a subscription

[BadBlueBird*]

Create a craigslist ad for an extreme good deal for whatever, add their phone #

[86 IROC-Z]

Put a dog shit in a paper bag and set it on fire in front of his door, then ring the door bell.

When he answers the door stab him to death.