Funny stranger chat website

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 08:27 AM

http://omegle.com/

Connects you to a random stranger on the website. Lets see if we can find each other.

Chat I just disconnected from (I've been dicking around with people the past couple minutes) as an example:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl>
Stranger: ?
You: 20/m/ga
You: You?
Stranger: 17f nl
You: YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME AGAIN CHRIS HANSEN!
You have disconnected.

**SteveCZ28** · 04-26-2009, 08:29 AM

well this sucks..even complete strangers wont talk to me...fuck my life

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-26-2009, 08:30 AM

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-26-2009, 08:44 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: su
Stranger: p
You: nm u
Stranger: nerp
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 14,f,uk
Stranger: you?

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-26-2009, 08:44 AM

yea, this site is like the main source for "to catch a predator" contestants

**Hi-Po** · 04-26-2009, 08:45 AM

1756 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 female ann arbor
Stranger: 20, m, spain
You: what do you look like?
Stranger: tall
Stranger: slim
Stranger: medium long hair
Stranger: funny
Stranger: you?
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: yes :S
You: 5' 6" 120 lbs blonde
Stranger: u?
You: do you have stick Magic Markers up your ass?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: why?
You: I like to
You: Then I draw things whjile its in my ass
Stranger: do you have a pic?
You: Of the drawing I did while the marker was up my ass?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: of your pretty body
You: No
Stranger: :S
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: I do have plenty of ass marker drawings
You: No,
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: Yes
Stranger: =)
Stranger: are you single?
You: Start by Sticking a purple Magic Marker up your asshole
You: Yes
Stranger: do you like a lot fuck?
You: Is it in?
You: I like wang juice on me
You: Stick the marker up your ass
Stranger: i have a lot for you

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-26-2009, 08:46 AM

^^^^ LMFAO

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

yea, this site is like the main source for "to catch a predator" contestants

I'm asking people if they're little girls and saying I'm trying to find chris hansen.

Getting lots of people from russia though.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by hi-po

1756 users onlinethe funadvice traffic exchangeconnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
you: Sup
stranger: Asl?
You: 19 female ann arbor
stranger: 20, m, spain
you: What do you look like?
Stranger: Tall
stranger: Slim
stranger: Medium long hair
stranger: Funny
stranger: You?
You: Are you a virgin?
Stranger: Yes :s
you: 5' 6" 120 lbs blonde
stranger: U?
You: Do you have stick magic markers up your ass?
Stranger: Nope
stranger: Why?
You: I like to
you: Then i draw things whjile its in my ass
stranger: Do you have a pic?
You: Of the drawing i did while the marker was up my ass?
Stranger: Nope
stranger: Of your pretty body
you: No
stranger: :s
stranger: Are you virgin?
You: I do have plenty of ass marker drawings
you: No,
stranger: Wanna cyber?
You: Yes
stranger: =)
stranger: Are you single?
You: Start by sticking a purple magic marker up your asshole
you: Yes
stranger: Do you like a lot fuck?
You: Is it in?
You: I like wang juice on me
you: Stick the marker up your ass
stranger: I have a lot for you

hahahahahahahaha!!

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-26-2009, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I'm asking people if they're little girls and saying I'm trying to find chris hansen.

Getting lots of people from russia though.

dude I saw a sick ass vid from russia the other day....some guy getting his face crushed in with a hammer and the camera guy was stabbing him with a hammer in the gutz. Not the same thing but...yeaaa

**I.B. Pimpin** · 04-26-2009, 08:51 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey lil momma
Stranger: hi
You: you are female right?
Stranger: yes ...
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14 ...
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
Stranger: yeees
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yeees
You: Do you have an older sister?
Stranger: yes
You: can i talk to her?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: olen paha

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-26-2009, 08:52 AM

wtf is olen paha?

**I.B. Pimpin** · 04-26-2009, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

wtf is olen paha?

No clue.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 08:55 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: sup
Stranger: hey you like mudkipz?
You: yo dawg i love mudkipz
Stranger: thundercatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-26-2009, 08:56 AM

http://www.howtosayin.com/say/english/olen+paha.html

**I.B. Pimpin** · 04-26-2009, 08:58 AM

Best site ever.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 09:00 AM

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where u from>
You: usa
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: im in alaska
Stranger: r u a guy or gal?
You: guy
Stranger: girl
You: cool
Stranger: im 16 u?
You: 20
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i just came
You: that was quick
Stranger: ugh
You: I didn't know sweet talking was that easy. Man i'm good
Stranger: jkjk
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: ah huh
You: oh even better
You: brb getting vaseline
Your conversational partner has disconnected

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2009, 09:01 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: why do all these people have sth against holland... :O
You: YOU'RE FROM HOLLAND?
You: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-26-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where u from>
You: usa
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: im in alaska
Stranger: r u a guy or gal?
You: guy
Stranger: girl
You: cool
Stranger: im 16 u?
You: 20
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i just came
You: that was quick
Stranger: ugh
You: I didn't know sweet talking was that easy. Man i'm good
Stranger: jkjk
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: ah huh
You: oh even better
You: brb getting vaseline
Your conversational partner has disconnected

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhahaaa

**SteveCZ28** · 04-26-2009, 10:06 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
You: echo?
Stranger: hi
You: echoooo
Stranger: :s
You: pica!!
You: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.