funny signs...

[Spaz]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door: Â Â
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However , if you don't, you will be."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak

[NdrSiege]

Noice

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

[JonB]

On a sign outside a church

"A dusty bible leads to a dirty mind."

[ntimid8r]

Those are all good ones Spaz!!!

[TripleBlackTA]

On a sign outside a church

"A dusty bible leads to a dirty mind."

hahahaha thats a good one

[Spaz]

On a sign outside a church

"A dusty bible leads to a dirty mind."

"he who farts in church sits in his own pugh..."

[doberman 152]

baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk

[00ssSLP]

LMAO I needed a good laugh