this is FUNNY !

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 10-17-2009, 05:35 AM

Saw this posted on another car site about a guys dad............

Took my dad to the shopping center the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 87)..

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and fu*ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

***doberman 152*** · 10-17-2009, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

Saw this posted on another car site about a guys dad............

Took my dad to the shopping center the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 87)..

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and fu*ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Ha Ha thats funny

**Benner** · 10-17-2009, 06:29 AM

lol. That's some funny shit.

**SSjunior** · 10-17-2009, 10:14 AM

Lmfao

**KahanaReef** · 10-17-2009, 10:16 AM

That's a good one

**BlueZ01** · 10-19-2009, 04:28 AM

Holy shit thats great

**blackbird0230** · 10-19-2009, 11:46 AM

awesome! i wish i could deliver a response like this

**tep98ws6** · 10-19-2009, 01:30 PM

***SMWS6TA*** · 10-19-2009, 01:39 PM

I see why he swallowed his food quickly, I would have choked too.

Wonder if his Father is Sarge?

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 10-20-2009, 03:17 PM

bump for more laughs

**toi tyme** · 10-20-2009, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

Saw this posted on another car site about a guys dad............

Took my dad to the shopping center the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 87)..

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and fu*ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

omgosh

**justinmc978** · 10-20-2009, 07:19 PM

sounds like my dad, one time there were two white college kids sagging their pants in a mexican food place, he walked over to their table and told them to go get the sh!t out of their underdrawers and pull them up because no one wants to see your white asses.

they got up and went to the bathroom, it was amazing.