Funniest thing you've heard on LS1.com

[oneBADDz]

For me it is DEFINITLY a quote from captain caveman:
In regard to Lindsay Lohan:

I'd bang her head against the headboard of my bed so hard she would spend the rest of her life living like teri schivo.....except i would be her feeding tube.

[CaptainCaveMan]

I don't remember saying that, but i know that is something i would say.

Lindsay Lohan is a saucy little slut.

[oneBADDz]

It was in the thread billyT posted with pics of her nip slip

[gettin sideways]

man there are too many, cant even think of one specific one right now


ill get back to you with an answer

[CaptainCaveMan]

Brought to you by a troll that we had a long time ago, i think the only reason i remember it is because i worked with the guy. He always saw me on here and thought it would be a good idea to pay this place a visit. He had a temp-ban thrown on him and he hasn't come back.

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread...0746#post20746

The internet is about free, unrestricted speech.

No it isn't. It is about gambling, misinformatino and watching a fat chick get fist fucked while squatting on a cactus.

[1fastcamarosss11]

hey funny stuff.

[oneBADDz]

I guess no one has any fun around here?

[Hi-Po]

[puts on flame suit ] i'm a minute man....what do i do? My fiance is starting to get pissed

Hands down.

[oneBADDz]

Well she is hot but has a big ole skull.
If someone were to offer me a million dollars or her head full of pennies I'de have to take the head.

[third_shift|studios]

i knew i'd be up there!

[third_shift|studios]

Keep us posted, I was wondering the first time I sprayed that engine (with water) if I was going to f*ck something up.

When my ride starts pissing me off, I drive the hell out of it, and it usually works itself out. Works with the gf too, a good beat-down with the ole sausage usually gets her to acting right.

[mwhbossman1983]

[Mike's02Z28M6]

If used this saying a couple hundred times now and I heard it on this board about a year ago, hear it is:

"...proper application of the pimp hand is a must..."

[Murder after Midnight]

Viper because having a chick sucking my dick because i drive a exotic looking car is better than some dude giving me props on a very fast car.

Without question Bigrus

[x-40oz-x]

Originally Posted by Big$
OK Guys,with all this masterbation talk i have a question,actually its a two part question.First..where do yall blow ur cock snot???i mean do u just shoot on the carpet and rub it in there with ur foot? ur do u have a schmutz rag...under ur bed?(gets hard and crisp after a couple of "yanks sessions")Second question:For all the uncurcumsize(sp) cats out there ...do u pull all the way back from the start...or just jerk and pull right before orgasm??

LOL

[x-40oz-x]

Originally Posted by Big$
I have a dilemma.
My schlong is unusually long and pretty thick(girth).
When i go to take a shit , it will rest in the water unless I flip it over the bowl.
The problem is this:
When i'm shitting,i also have the urge to piss(u know).So, if i flip my schlong over the bowl insted of resting it in the fecal water,I still have this urge to piss that i can't control.So i end up pissing on the floor.
What should I do?
Serious replies only,please.

And basically everything captaincaveman and dipherentdesign say.

[Modulistic]

Without question Bigrus

yeah, without question, bigrus says some stuff you just have to laugh at.

point and laugh.

[SSwt00SS]

It was in the thread billyT posted with pics of her nip slip

hook us up w/the thread link, that is unless its locked because it's a billyT thread. dont start talkin bout titties and not have a follow up...

[CaptainCaveMan]

hook us up w/the thread link, that is unless its locked because it's a billyT thread. dont start talkin bout titties and not have a follow up...

The pictures of her titties were taken down from the website he posted in that thread.

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13815

[Bigrus]

yeah, without question, bigrus says some stuff you just have to laugh at.

point and laugh.

Look everyone i let modulistic off his knees so he could bless this thread with his post Now get back to work you big gay moose!