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    fun things to say out loud in a quiet office...

    "oh my god!!! that just came out of my ear???"

    *sneeze* "look at the size of that!!!"

    "my feet stink"

    "my finger smells weird..."

    "INDOOR VOICES!!!"

    "SILENCE YOU INFESTATIONS!!!"

    "what the hell is on my food??? i knew i shouldn't have left this out over night..."

    *FART* "mmm... the smell of success..."

    *on the phone* "she looked old enough... how was i supposed to know?!!"

    "i just took the biggest shit ever..."

    "ever notice corn comes back out on the cob???"

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    Hmmm bet those would work in the shop as well

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    How about She sucks third base?

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    stop sending naked pictures MOM!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doberman 152 View Post
    stop sending naked pictures MOM!!!!!!!

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    "yeah... doc... hey listen... i was with this girl last night... it burns when i pee... is that bad???"

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    I like turtles GTP231's Avatar
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    So this is a typical work day for Spaz we are reading...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller View Post
    "Oooh! Get out from under there you silly goose..."


    "no teeth... no teeth... SHH!!! people will know you're under there... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    "oh my god!!! that just came out of my ear???"

    *sneeze* "look at the size of that!!!"

    "my feet stink"

    "my finger smells weird..."

    "INDOOR VOICES!!!"

    "SILENCE YOU INFESTATIONS!!!"

    "what the hell is on my food??? i knew i shouldn't have left this out over night..."

    *FART* "mmm... the smell of success..."

    *on the phone* "she looked old enough... how was i supposed to know?!!"

    "i just took the biggest shit ever..."

    "ever notice corn comes back out on the cob???"
    Oh shit, thanks SPAZ, I am gonna use some of these through out the week!

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    Dont work in an office but this has to be told...

    My boss was trying to have another kid and he was at squalmart buying condoms because he didnt want to get his wife prego at the time(ovulation or some shit) Me and some other guys were behind him when one of the guys says "How old did she say she was.. 12 right" The woman checking us out and the people around looked at him like he was about to spontaniously explode... he coughed and all he could muster up in his reply was.. "Im... married?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    So this is a typical work day for Spaz we are reading...

    yup... pretty much... the first post are things i've already said...

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    Me and my friends use to always shout stupid shit like that out in the middle of a lecture.

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