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04-25-2009, 03:25 PM #1Impwnded
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Fuck My Life
I'm only 20, haven't had any medical issues ever, last doctor visit was like age 9 for a bad case of the flu. Well after a very painful dump with blood involved I go to doctor and find out I have fucking hemroids. WTF. I recently started college in january and aparantly, sitting on forklift 8 hrs at work a day, 3 hrs a day at college, 3 hrs a day driving, then tv watching sitting down caught up to me fast.
On the plus side, I was told if I spent more time standing or try yoga it will go away on its own. Thank god school is out for summer may 12th, then I will be back to normal, but seriously, FUCK MY LIFE.
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04-25-2009, 03:36 PM #2Freezin in AK!
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Old: 00 WS6, 02 Z06, 79TA- 11 F350 CC 6.7L
Get a butt pad for that forklift
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04-25-2009, 03:37 PM #3LSX whore
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Get some hemroid cream and you'll be ok
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04-25-2009, 03:39 PM #4Junior Member
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Way to rep Iowa
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04-25-2009, 03:44 PM #5LSX whore
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thats what happens when you approve gay marriage
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04-25-2009, 03:52 PM #6Junior Member
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Hemroids really aren't that big a deal...painful if you don't treat them. But if you change your diet, don't strain when pooping, and get some preparation H you'll be fine in less than a week
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
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04-25-2009, 03:57 PM #7Member
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LPM- 2000 Camaro SS
Eat lots of fiber.
Makes taking a dump a lot easier.
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04-25-2009, 04:03 PM #811 years of bangin gears
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Originally Posted by NITMARE
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04-25-2009, 04:05 PM #9Feels so good
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this thread is full of tips to keep your ass from falling out
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04-25-2009, 04:07 PM #10El Toro Grande
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holy shit, you are way to open with you personal life lol
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04-25-2009, 04:14 PM #11LSX whore
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Maybe you just need to open up...
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04-25-2009, 04:17 PM #12Junior Member
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I have to agree. Let life run it's course. When you hit 41 we can have a chat. LOL It will be OK. Originally Posted by jaslivers
Greg
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04-25-2009, 05:30 PM #13Impounded
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Don't speak so soon. Be thankful for the life you have. Look around. It could be a lot worse.
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04-25-2009, 05:49 PM #14Senior Member
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Stop pushing on the toilet whatever is there just let it fall out and mix in some salads and veggies
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04-25-2009, 05:54 PM #15Rodzilla Tha Cavity Filla
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dookie
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04-25-2009, 06:38 PM #16down in it
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tell your boyfriend to push slower
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04-25-2009, 06:53 PM #17Give me a place to stand.
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Dude. Think of your hemorrhoids as an opportunity.
There are TONS of hot young chicks in yoga classes.
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04-25-2009, 07:41 PM #18Senior Member
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unfortunately none of them are interested in spreading creme in a strangers nether-regions. Originally Posted by levityinc3
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04-25-2009, 07:48 PM #19down in it
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white- 90 Mustang 5.0
and they will all think hes gay, which from this post, its a possibility Originally Posted by levityinc3
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04-25-2009, 07:50 PM #2011 years of bangin gears
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