Free box of randomness!!!

**NOSSLP** · 08-30-2007, 01:16 PM

If Sarge can do giveaways, so can I.

Free to a good home..........A box with completely useless random things......

A mystery box if you will.....

The winner will be chosen by me.

All you need to do to enter, is give me at least 5 reasons why you feel you should receive a box of completely random, and mostly useless things.....

Need not be present to win.

Winner will be chosen on Labor Day, so act fast, as time is running low....

Offer Valid only in the Continental United States. Some restrictions may apply. Offer not valid for anyone employed by me (which is nobody). I reserve the right to change the randomness at any time, without prior notice.

*Item may take 21-3 weeks for delivery, due to the randomness of it.

ENJOY!!!

**2MuchFun** · 08-30-2007, 03:55 PM

i deserve it because my car randomly breaks down.

**NOSSLP** · 08-30-2007, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by 2MuchFun

i deserve it because my car randomly breaks down.

And your other four reasons are???

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-30-2007, 04:02 PM

1. because I am as curious as a cat on to whats in the box
2. anything I can use on my car excites me
3. I love surprises
4. I love getting new stuff/toys
5. I am thankful for anything I get for free

**burnws6** · 08-30-2007, 04:10 PM

i am a cop
i am gay in a non gay kinda way
i get called burnsie and i hate it
im cuban
and i have fbody?

**Zapper2003** · 08-30-2007, 04:14 PM

I'm going to say taht the first 4 repliles should be reason enough for me to get this free box of randomness to be shipped in 18 weeks. They are undeserving!

**lemons12** · 08-30-2007, 04:22 PM

hmmm

**2MuchFun** · 08-30-2007, 05:18 PM

dude my cars had 4 problems in the last month....all electrical.

**burnws6** · 08-30-2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by NOSSLP

If Sarge can do giveaways, so can I.

Free to a good home..........A box with completely useless random things......

A mystery box if you will.....

The winner will be chosen by me.

All you need to do to enter, is give me at least 5 reasons why you feel you should receive a box of completely random, and mostly useless things.....

Need not be present to win.

Winner will be chosen on Labor Day, so act fast, as time is running low....

Offer Valid only in the Continental United States. Some restrictions may apply. Offer not valid for anyone employed by me (which is nobody). I reserve the right to change the randomness at any time, without prior notice.

*Item may take 21-3 weeks for delivery, due to the randomness of it.

ENJOY!!!

Originally Posted by lemons12

hmmm

**thecorrectformula** · 08-30-2007, 05:49 PM

1. I'm not Burn
2. I'm broke and could use a mystery box
3. I love cars
4. I deserve it.
5. God wants me to win it.

**Kjz99z28** · 08-30-2007, 05:52 PM

Let's see if it works on this one... I have

Worth a try

**{FzS}BlacKMagicK** · 08-30-2007, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Kjz99z28

Let's see if it works on this one... I have

Worth a try

You'll have to do better than that, ya have to show 'em!!!

Pretty sure that'll do it.

But then they might only count as two reasons

**Kjz99z28** · 08-30-2007, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by {FzS}BlacKMagicK

You'll have to do better than that, ya have to show 'em!!!

Pretty sure that'll do it.

But then they might only count as two reasons

This is true.

**bmyers** · 08-30-2007, 06:12 PM

if my bro wasnt a member i would post nudes of my wife.......

**{FzS}BlacKMagicK** · 08-30-2007, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by bmyers

if my bro wasnt a member i would post nudes of my wife.......

I won't tell if you won't.

**2fast2blegal** · 08-30-2007, 06:19 PM

Pick me because

1. i go to a military Academy
2 im going into the armed forces when i finish college
3. without my car i believe i would have gone insane.
4. i cant afford to fix a broken cross member on my car
5. And a Box of Randomness will sure cheer me up
6. Im really not supposed to be on this site right now due to a huge test over my summer reading books tomorrow

Thx

**{FzS}BlacKMagicK** · 08-30-2007, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by 2fast2blegal

Pick me because

1. i go to a military school
2 im going into the armed forces when i turn 18
3. without my car i believe i would have gone insane.
4. i cant afford to fix a broken cross member on my car
5. And a Box of Randomness will sure cheer me up
6. Im really not supposed to be on this site right now due to a huge test over my summer reading books tomorrow

Thx

Damn...6 reasons...but...

you don't have boobies

If it were up to me, I'd give you THE BOX OF RANDOMNESS...RANDOMNESS...RANDOMNESS......

Where'd that echo come from?

Besides, I have another box for the ladies, it has a hole cut out in it

**TripleBlackTA** · 08-30-2007, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by {FzS}BlacKMagicK

Besides, I have another box for the ladies, it has a hole cut out in it

**TripleBlackTA** · 08-30-2007, 07:28 PM

1. i can barley afford gas
2. ive got to much sports to be able to work alot to save for an fbody
3. my parents dispise of me trying to save up for one
4. all my friends say im gay and stupid for fantasising over fbodys
5. i love anything for free ( prove my mom wrong ... she said nothings FREE ha)

So a random box of anything would be just great

**B34M3R** · 08-30-2007, 07:39 PM

I love cheese.
McDonalds cups always bleed their ink on my right hand.
My insurance company is convinced that Im older than I really am.
I had a dream about the energizer bunny last night.
Potato chips = s3x.