found a goldfish cracker under my cubicle...

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 09:39 AM

so i dropped a paper under my cubicle... it floated over the abysmal dark side where no man dares vaccum... while under there i see a strange object... i move a little closer to examine it thinking i might find a new species of life form and have it named after me... so i pick it up and come to find it's a goldfish cracker... now i'm pretty damn hungry (i'm always hungry) and it's looking ok... no mold on it... i brushed the dust and hair or what ever the hell that stuff was off of it and it looks new... should i eat it???

**davidz28guy** · 09-01-2009, 09:42 AM

if you have to ask..... DO IT

**KahanaReef** · 09-01-2009, 09:42 AM

You really need to start taking your meds again spaz...

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by davidz28guy

if you have to ask..... DO IT

i just used my finger nail to see if it is crunchy or not... IT'S CRUNCHY STILL!!!

on a side note... i haven't eaten them since the start of the summer... so this could be from that batch...

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 09:44 AM

i'm going back under to see what else i can find...

**chiller2484** · 09-01-2009, 09:47 AM

good luck!

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

i'm going back under to see what else i can find...

this was a stupid idea... hit my head on my slide out drawer and it got grease in my hair...

didn't find anything else worth while...

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 09-01-2009, 10:16 AM

Did you eat it Ryan?

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Did you eat it Ryan?

not yet... still have it here... i impaled him with a paper clip i unwound and i'm spinning him in circles around it in deep contemplation... what a conundrum...

**midnightnavyz28** · 09-01-2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

not yet... still have it here... i impaled him with a paper clip i unwound and i'm spinning him in circles around it in deep contemplation... what a conundrum...

grate some fresh cheddar over that bitch and devour him

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

grate some fresh cheddar over that bitch and devour him

now that is just gross... that would alter the consistancy of the cracker... trick my palet in to thinking it was stale even though i have found it to be crunchy still...

**midnightnavyz28** · 09-01-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

now that is just gross... that would alter the consistancy of the cracker... trick my palet in to thinking it was stale even though i have found it to be crunchy still...

**0rion** · 09-01-2009, 10:45 AM

it's a cracker....that thing could be 10 years old and you'd still be able to eat it. My vote is to eat that sucker and call it a day.

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 10:52 AM

all right... i guess i should stop playing with the thing and eat it...

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 10:53 AM

i took a picture of the impaled fish... but my phone don't have internet any more being it a company phone...

i wonder if i can import it to my pc at home and host it on photobucket...

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 10:55 AM

well great... i ate it... definitly not stale... but now i'm hard core craving more of them... i should have known better...

**midnightnavyz28** · 09-01-2009, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

well great... i ate it... definitly not stale... but now i'm hard core craving more of them... i should have known better...

rookie....should have rationed it out

**Spaz** · 09-01-2009, 11:21 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! this is the e-mail my sister sent me...

"This is quite the conundrum... what is the worst thing that could happen? Perhaps the microbes that lye on the surface, of this seemingly fresh goldfish, will proliferate in your system, causing a necrotizing skin disease that only affects your nut sac! You ball skin would be eaten away, and then you would get a secondary infection fungal infection, cause a black mold to take over your balls & possibly spread to your anus. Eventually your Anus and balls would rot into one giant hole, where both urine and feces were expelled from... you would not be able to copulate ever again... although you would have a new found love for fisting...

I guess it comes down to this... Cheddar or Original?"

**astyles** · 09-01-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! this is the e-mail my sister sent me...

"This is quite the conundrum... what is the worst thing that could happen? Perhaps the microbes that lye on the surface, of this seemingly fresh goldfish, will proliferate in your system, causing a necrotizing skin disease that only affects your nut sac! You ball skin would be eaten away, and then you would get a secondary infection fungal infection, cause a black mold to take over your balls & possibly spread to your anus. Eventually your Anus and balls would rot into one giant hole, where both urine and feces were expelled from... you would not be able to copulate ever again... although you would have a new found love for fisting...

I guess it comes down to this... Cheddar or Original?"