First time ever thread!!! And its a Poll!!!

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 01:55 AM

Never ever seen this posted before and after bringing my "Who eats at the Y" thread back from the land of holy ghost

I had a great Idea!!! What is the worst or most embarssing (spell?) thing that has happened during sex. Mine would be going down on the GF and about 10 minutes into it I accidently got a pube swallowed, all of a sudden I threw the fuck up (I am a pussy when it comes to gag reflex) I at least made it to the bathroom. Had to be my worst sexual encounter. Lets hear it LS1.com, I know all of us are sex masters

but anyone can have a mishap

**cuervo25_1** · 06-12-2009, 02:21 AM

Well the worst for me was to be caught by the womans husband doing the deed,she never mentioned she was married either.Thankfully for me the poor guy just walked away,and i jetted before he came to his senses

**ls1camino** · 06-12-2009, 02:23 AM

The worst thing I can think of is that I fell asleep during foreplay...my fiance was like, "WTF?!" and apparently elobowed me to wake me up. I was too tired to have sex, so I just got her off real quick and went back to sleep.

Makes me

just thinking about it...

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Well the worst for me was to be caught by the womans husband doing the deed,she never mentioned she was married either.Thankfully for me the poor guy just walked away,and i jetted before he came to his senses

WOW

thats fucked up!!! Thats bullshit she didn't tell you, thats why if I ever caught a GF cheating then fuck fighting the guy unless HE KNEW!! Its her bad and hers only. Now if he knew and did it regardless then thats another story. I didn't even think of that aspect

**02Sweet** · 06-12-2009, 03:24 AM

I got walked in on by the girls father when I was younger. That was an odd experience. Lets just say I NEVER went back to that house

**Smittro** · 06-12-2009, 04:43 AM

No worst, but I did drop a married women off @ her house in broad day light, (husband standing in doorway) once. The funny thing was as she was getting to the door I realized her shirt was on backwards.

**grouch0jr** · 06-12-2009, 04:50 AM

i cant even count how many blow jobs i passed out during. yay beer.

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by grouch0jr

i cant even count how many blow jobs i passed out during. yay beer.

Don't feel bad, I did too

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 05:03 AM

Heres a good story:

I was 24 at the time, I had this woman 36 at the time (decent looking) hitting on me at the bar. She ask me to take her home which I walked with her and did. We started making out outside her house and come to find out her husband was my band teacher in highschool. As soon as I figured it out, I was like fuck that, I'm not fucking with a married couples life, not my cup of tea. I left her high and dry. They since divorced....I wish I could go back in time and nail that shit. She was about 5'6" 130 lbs with about small B breasts! I am torn, I am proud I didn't fuck with something that is suppose to be sacred, but at the same time, she didn't care and would fuck anyone. Go figure

**grouch0jr** · 06-12-2009, 05:06 AM

i had a room mate walk in on me once. it was funny, he closed the door real quick and walked off laughing, and the chick said "what do we do", and i said "what do you think, keep goin" haha

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 01:49 PM

**Y2KArcticSS** · 06-12-2009, 02:01 PM

Tried to go on her boobs, apparently built up quite a force and went in her eye, on my wall, and worst of all..... on my OWN CHIN

**ArcticZ06** · 06-12-2009, 02:09 PM

After a night of sharing red bull and vodkas

with my special lady I earned my redwings

unexpectedly. After fooling around she went into the bathroom to clean up and she turned on the light and looked in the mirror. She screamed and then told me not to look in the mirror so of course thats the first thing I did. I instantly puked all over the sink! To make it even worse we were making out like porno stars afterwards so we both had clown faces.

Blllleeeegghhghghgh eeehhhehgghgh Worst thing that has ever happened to me!

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by ArcticZ06

After a night of sharing red bull and vodkas

with my special lady I earned my redwings

unexpectedly. After fooling around she went into the bathroom to clean up and she turned on the light and looked in the mirror. She screamed and then told me not to look in the mirror so of course thats the first thing I did. I instantly puked all over the sink! To make it even worse we were making out like porno stars afterwards so we both had clown faces.

Blllleeeegghhghghgh eeehhhehgghgh Worst thing that has ever happened to me!

Thats pretty bad. Hey tho, its a story you can tell your kids........Maybe not

**ArcticZ06** · 06-12-2009, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Thats pretty bad. Hey tho, its a story you can tell your kids........Maybe not

Mmm probably not! lol

**DrMilhouse** · 06-12-2009, 02:22 PM

They don't call me the minute man for nothin'.

**blackSS01** · 06-12-2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by DrMilhouse

They don't call me the minute man for nothin'.

I am laughing at your Avatar. That movie fuckin rocks and is hilarious.

**SouthernBornThriller** · 06-12-2009, 02:28 PM

Met this chick in St. Louis who took me back to her place. Little did I know she was jailbait and still lived with her parents (who weren't home at the time - and I was too occupied upon arrival to notice obvious signs). We're upstairs in her room when the parents pull up. There's only one hallway and one flight of stairs in the house...right by the front door. Her parents start calling for her right away and coming up the steps. My only option is a naked leap of faith out of her bedroom window onto the bushes below.

Somehow I didn't break anything, and her aim was good enough when tossing my clothes out the window that they landed on top of me. I got dressed in a shrub and bolted. Never saw her again.

**taylorr12** · 06-12-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KArcticSS

Tried to go on her boobs, apparently built up quite a force and went in her eye, on my wall, and worst of all..... on my OWN CHIN

bahahahahhaahha. That's the funniest shit I have ever heard.

**taylorr12** · 06-12-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by ArcticZ06

After a night of sharing red bull and vodkas

with my special lady I earned my redwings

unexpectedly. After fooling around she went into the bathroom to clean up and she turned on the light and looked in the mirror. She screamed and then told me not to look in the mirror so of course thats the first thing I did. I instantly puked all over the sink! To make it even worse we were making out like porno stars afterwards so we both had clown faces.

Blllleeeegghhghghgh eeehhhehgghgh Worst thing that has ever happened to me!

After reading this I

in my mouth a little.

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