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12-02-2008, 12:28 PM #1
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BLK/BLK w/CGM Stripes- 2010 Camaro 2SS/M6
F'in cat pissed me off this morning ...still funny
So I guess I had turned the heat up too much so here I was in only my pj's (no shirt) and with the comforter off to the side at like 7:30am in bed, hitting the snooze button and half asleep lying on my back, when I feel a tickle on my belly ... lol ... the cat was purring away and was munching on the string on my pj's waist and his whiskers were tickling my belly ... lol ... I was like WTF DUDE! and pulled it out of his mouth and tucked it (all wet and shyt, lol) ... I was still on my back and DUDE is still sitting there sitting next to me purring and looking at my face and I tried to ignore him and go back to sleep.
Next thing I feel is him claw at my ****ing nipple ... WTF!! LOL!!! ... I was again like WTF DUDE!!! and pushed his paw off me. So I had my eyes very slightly open watching what he'll do and whadja know, dude turns his head to the side like a retard (like only a cat can do) and claws at my nipple again!!!! THAT'S IT MO'FO' We fighting!!! I swung my hand and whacked him straight to the floor and he ran away ... lol .... turns out his food bowl was empty!
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12-02-2008, 01:16 PM #2
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teal- 99 Z28 with an SS complex
ha, that is pretty funny
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12-02-2008, 01:37 PM #3
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Pewter Metallic- 2002 Trans Am WS6 M6 D1SC
My cat does shit like that too.
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12-02-2008, 03:32 PM #4
Yup, cats will fuck with you when they're hungry and you're passed out. Funny how they know the sensitive areas. On weekends if I sleep past my cats normal breakfast time she'll put 1 claw on my lip (and she's got some sharp ass claws). Not hard enough to draw blood but enough to immediately wake me up. She knows enough to run now once I'm awake.
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12-02-2008, 03:36 PM #5
That was pretty funny i must say
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12-02-2008, 04:10 PM #6
what the hell man? what kind of guy turns down pussy in the morning???
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12-02-2008, 04:18 PM #7
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Bright Red- 1999 Trans Am Ws6
My cat just jumps on my side rails and meows over and over right by my ear. Soon as I move he takes off running like crazy. I've managed to train him now so he realizes my bed and the kitchen table are the two pieces of furniture he is never allowed on. Funny if I catch him on my bed he runs and hides immediatley.
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12-02-2008, 04:31 PM #8
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12-02-2008, 04:48 PM #9
musta been a fattie.....
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12-02-2008, 05:01 PM #10
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Black 2002 T/A M6- Green 1997 Ram 4x4
Couldn't help but think of this..
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12-02-2008, 06:42 PM #11
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12-02-2008, 07:35 PM #12
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black- 1994 camaro z28 a4
was he looking for milk or something? lol thank god he aimed for the tit and not the ................lol
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12-02-2008, 08:10 PM #13
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12-02-2008, 08:49 PM #14
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BLK/BLK w/CGM Stripes- 2010 Camaro 2SS/M6
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12-03-2008, 10:16 AM #15
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12-03-2008, 10:18 AM #16
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12-03-2008, 10:37 AM #17
bahaha that link was halirous, and so was the story! I hate cats, yet we still have one?
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12-03-2008, 11:28 AM #18
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12-03-2008, 11:35 AM #19
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i hate cats.
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12-03-2008, 11:38 AM #20
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BLK/BLK w/CGM Stripes- 2010 Camaro 2SS/M6
here's the little bugger being lazy as usual ... lol ... ... vid is off my phone so not much quality.
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