fiber one bars make us fart

[krese]

so, my wife introduced me to these evil things... they taste great but they really do fuel a fire in my bowels

i did a search and found that my wife and i are not alone! i suggest you buy some and give them to your friends and family then wait an hour or two for the fun.... read this, you will enjoy:

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html

[67CamaroRSSS]

Fart's, eh? So your asshole was talking shit?


Think about it...

[SiggyZ]

Quick! Someone overnight a bar to Spaz.

[bluehawk2000]

No don't do that, who would ever do that we will all suffocate to death with in a hour of him eating one!!

[Eganslp]

hahah I thought I was the only one!!!! hah my g/f bought some and I just took some to throw in my lunch bag for work and (hah) omg, what a bad idea that was. So now that know what it can produce when I eat two of them.I eat some before I go over my buddies house and light it up over there. B/c you can basically fart on command after about and hour our two, & it's priceless hearing your friends and family complain about the stench of your ass. hahah I love using it as a weapon. lol I almost had gotten left at dinner tho while we we were out haha I'm gonna have to choose my battles alittle better on that one hah oh man she was pissed.

[TLS_Addict]

I swore a few years ago that I will NEVER AGAIN eat one of those. Rather cut of the tongue of my shoe and fry it up before I will eat another one of those.

From what I remember I had to put my stomach and intestines back up in after eating a few of those. Not a fond memory of mine.

[Smittro]

The fiber in "fiber-one" is to help you shit.. what are you 60? jk

[TLS_Addict]

hahah I thought I was the only one!!!! hah my g/f bought some and I just took some to throw in my lunch bag for work and (hah) omg, what a bad idea that was. So now that know what it can produce when I eat two of them.I eat some before I go over my buddies house and light it up over there. B/c you can basically fart on command after about and hour our two, & it's priceless hearing your friends and family complain about the stench of your ass. hahah I love using it as a weapon. lol I almost had gotten left at dinner tho while we we were out haha I'm gonna have to choose my battles alittle better on that one hah oh man she was pissed.

I hear that! A few months ago I was in Subway with the girl and was trying to let this little plopper fart out and instead what happened was one of those big air horn style. She was in mid bite and looked at me with these huge eyes and says "I cant believe you just did that." She told me she has never been so embarrassed.

I know everyone in there heard it because they all got quiet.

[bluehawk2000]

I hear that! A few months ago I was in Subway with the girl and was trying to let this little plopper fart out and instead what happened was one of those big air horn style. She was in mid bite and looked at me with these huge eyes and says "I cant believe you just did that." She told me she has never been so embarrassed.

I know everyone in there heard it because they all got quiet.

That is quite hilarious, I remember being at a party and half way drunk sitting talking to these girls with my brother. And I felt that old rumble in the tummy so I was like fuck it I will try and make it quiet, boy what a terrible mistake. Good thing we was sitting out on the back deck when that happend or it woulda be two chicks out for the count. Does this smell like choloriform.

[Smittro]

I hear that! A few months ago I was in Subway with the girl and was trying to let this little plopper fart out and instead what happened was one of those big air horn style. She was in mid bite and looked at me with these huge eyes and says "I cant believe you just did that." She told me she has never been so embarrassed.

I know everyone in there heard it because they all got quiet.

I let SBD's go in the grocery line.. Wife gets pissed..lol

There was about 10 people in line one time I let one loose..

The lady about 3 folks back turns to her husband and says, "OMG you're a pig!"

He's like , "damn it was'nt me!"

The other people in line were covering thier mouth and noses with the collar of their shirts..

[davidz28]

my mom ate a few of these a couple years back and let out a few silent farts while me my brother, dad and a mall security guard were behind her going up an escalator. i about died but the look on the security guard face was hilarious.

[TLS_Addict]

That is quite hilarious, I remember being at a party and half way drunk sitting talking to these girls with my brother. And I felt that old rumble in the tummy so I was like fuck it I will try and make it quiet, boy what a terrible mistake. Good thing we was sitting out on the back deck when that happend or it woulda be two chicks out for the count. Does this smell like choloriform.

Haha, I hear you man! When I used to go out alot I would drop a fart in a packed bar and walk away from it. Lots of people would not say anything but you could tell what they were thinking. Never was I blamed though. Stealth-like. haha

I let SBD's go in the grocery line.. Wife gets pissed..lol

There was about 10 people in line one time I let one loose..

The lady about 3 folks back turns to her husband and says, "OMG you're a pig!"

He's like , "damn it was'nt me!"

The other people in line were covering thier mouth and noses with the collar of their shirts..

Good lord, you cropduster you! hahah

my mom ate a few of these a couple years back and let out a few silent farts while me my brother, dad and a mall security guard were behind her going up an escalator. i about died but the look on the security guard face was hilarious.

I would say I wish I was there but not sure I would have wanted to be behind your mom.

[basballny2]

girls dont fart or poop

[blackSS01]

girls dont fart or poop

+100000000

This!!

[krese]

girls dont fart or poop

i tell my wife that all the time but she never fails to prove me wrong.....

[ibanez7]

20grams of fiber a day is great for any age...

and yes plan on ripping ass and dropping 20 lbs..


fiber one bars are good. its true

[Smittro]

Good lord, you cropduster you! hahah.

Yeah it was tough for him everyone was looking @ him like WTF!..

[Sarge]

20grams of fiber a day is great for any age...

and yes plan on ripping ass and dropping 20 lbs..


fiber one bars are good. its true

I drop about 20 lbs every morning with the sports section and a Marlboro.

[Spaz]

i must try one of these... MUWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

[SiggyZ]

This thread makes me wanna take a poo.